News spread around about this girl, so tons of parties sought her for union.

((Hot damn! Why didn't I hear about this project before!? I'm in!))


Right away there were crowds of grinders and dungeon raiders around the girl, seeking her assistance and bravery. The girl was completely overwhelmed by the complete strangers and almost started to cry when she couldn't think of anything else to do, but then, SUDDENLY----!!

An Acolyte teleported next to the girl, grabbed her using one arm, then teleported away.

The young girl (be it novice or archer, I got confused) was stunned when she found herself in the third level of the Payon Dungeon, staring at a hoarde of undeads that were jumping up and down. Suddenly they stopped their hopping and glanced all-together at the young girl and the acolyte.

The undead kept staring, waiting for one of them to make the first move when a novice fleeing from another hoard of munaks and bonguns from the back dashed past them only to be horrified by the mob in front of him...

All the rest of the munaks and bonguns that had been staring at the archer and acolyte turned their hungry stares at the novice, and drooled menacingly. For a split second, there was screaming and a novice dashing past the caverns, leaving the archer and acolyte sitting in awe of the situation.

Erm, what Archer?

The Novice freaked out, and shouted "PLAY DEAD!!" Leaving the Acolyte scrambling for his life.

Right, ok, just that some people argued about the archer/novice startup.


SO: The acolyte started prodding the novice and looked at the swarm of the undead that were running down after the screaming twerp.

(Umm, yeah, I think that the acolyte and the novice got here and another novice ran down the hall, yeah...)

The acolyte was in a pinch, when he noticed that some of the munaks noticed him and started closing in on him, with rather love-sick stares.

The acolyte could do nothing, but surprisingly casted a Sanctuary out of nowhere. The Novice got healed and turned un-play-dead.

TOTAL RANDOMNESS TIME!!

The girl novice raised her head from the ground and screamed at the hopping undead and the acolyte playing undead. She smacked the nearest one with her bare hand which just so happened to be the acolyte, who immediately received 9999 points of damage and died.

Then out of nowhere, a Lord of Death came straight at her, thrust his sword and...

...turned her into a chicken!

Seeing this, the LoD froze up, literally. (Frozen sprite appears)

The chickened up novice was once again worry-free for a few seconds, and set her course towards the exit, BUT THEN-----!!

Came a mad chef and made KFC out of her...

And then she turned into an egg!

After being made into both Kentucky Fried Chicken AND an omelette, she was very exhausted. So she went to bed, trying not to mind the fact that she got to an inn suspiciously fast.

so she slept and slept and BOOM!
EXPLOSION!
and she was blown to outer space

In space she was able to finally think over her life's mistakes, like the time she started being a novice to begin with. But her thought pattern was shattered when she woke up from her deranged dream and saw that she had soiled the mattress.

"Honey, wake up! Today is your big day!" her mom called from downstairs.
"Be right there" she answerd.
yes! today i shall finally become a novice and start my adventure!

So she rushed downstairs merrily and noticed that there was a huge pile of letter bombs from leet-talking s***heads waiting for her to realize that there are "experienced" people who didn't want another novice into their world. And thus she went on a killing spree to exterminate all the higher classes from the face of the earth and create a utopia for the novice class!!

but... when she was killings the high classes in all the world... HER EYE POPPED OUT OF HER HEAD!

And dropped on the rod of a Wizard!

and the rod was from ever since than known as the "ultimate novice eye rod thingie!"
and than everybody died.

lol, that was fast.

Then, the world restarted all over again right before the Novice had her eye fell out, and it stayed there.

and THAN everybody died! had a picnic!

well... everyone was in the picnic.
and the non-poped-out-eye-novice said: Damm! what you guys put on this basket?! its too much heavy to be food!

after she say that... AN shadow Jumps of the basket! it was a...

little flying fish with a mouth on his head! better known as Deviace!

It ate the basket, and teleported away! xD

Oddly enough it teleported right beside a baphomet just as it was randomly swirling around its scythe

And the two boss mobs passed through each other without harm... o.O

Then the Deviace realized that there was also a mob of creamys in the basket he ate so her attempted to barf them out

But they were in his tummy digesting so he didn't care. xD

It suddenly had an urge to randomly shoot stone pillers in every direction

But, they didn't shoot out of him, they shot THROUGH him. He exploded. T_T

The basket somehow still in one piece also had a built in camera and taped it all

The force of the exploding Deviace launched the basket somewhere near Prontera and a passing by Rocker found it and made a music video with it.

then orly the owl appeared in it car and made a video clip of 5 minutes of it saying: o rly?

Then a poporing ate it!

Then, an assassin came and said, "Hey, I was gonna eat that owl." and started beating up the poporing.

Than the earth pooped open and ate the assasin

Because of the unexpected lifesaving thing that happened, the poporing danced the dance of life

but then while the poporing was dancing Orly the owl blasted him and came back to life

Soon, Orly the Owl had gotten bored and decided to blast more poporings.

Then Orly the owl exploded due to overconsuming of poporings...

The server got hacked and all monster became Baphomets and all players became level 1 novices

Ouch... o.O

Now all the players got owned and the mobs died because of mass killings... xD

Afterwards, there were a few hours of silence.

Then, novices began to spawn again, as well as mobs...

But the novice computer was full of viruses and it sunddenly rebooted

And then, everything was gone... o.O

The server rebooted at the same time as well, destroying all unsaved data.