But for some reason, the zombies started to use Heal scrolls on themselves, and they all perished in green auras.

Then a guy named...synchro came and decided to blow up the remains of the zombies for no reason...

But he got bombed by Thanatos' little toy bombs, which he threw from his tower, which he decided to make for fun.

But then some guy who likes to kick stuff tried to kick the bombs and they just flew into his face, killing him instantly.

And the person happened to be me!

So then a poring came and devoured his body.

then a poporing ate the little poring

(oh my)

Then some guy came and did lvl 100 lightning bolt on the poporing.

But the guy caused the entire server to crash due to his Level 100 TB that only his client supported.

So then everybody got pissed and started playing online tic-tac-toe.

and everybody who played it got raped by tentacle monsters

Then the other people beat the crap out of deadtim, for having improper English, and not knowing the 'tentacle monsters' name.

Except for one really fat guy who beat up sonichu cuz deadtim told the fat guy that sonichu stole his sandwich

But then Sonichu pondered how Poporings like green herbs if they remove poison... Poporings are made of poison. Maybe they like dying.

So he tried to feed one to a poporing and then an mastering came and sat on him, killing him instantly.

then deadtim rose from the grave and beat the crap out of sonichu for having a weird name

Then Solo suddenly warped there and said "Lol".

then deadtim kidnaps an alice

But solo "accidentally" did @doom (lol yes its back to this)and the alice ran away.

and solo "accidentally" vomited his guts out.... which deadtim has absolutely nothing to do about it /sarcasm

But the server crashed all of a sudden and solo started listening to junk in a box.

then deadtim proceeds on kidnapping an alice on a different server

But he gets mobbed by a bunch of Aliots.

with his quick SinX skills of badassry, he hid like a coward

Then some guy came by and killed all the aliot and he yelled out, "KSER"

then he murdered the guy by shooting him with a rocket launcher

But the rocket launcher had a serious bug that wasn't fixed, and ended up exploding as a nuclear missile that blew him off the face of the planet, along with the planet, and the brothers and sisters of the planet.

he survived the uber nuclear shrom cloud of doom and proceeds to kidnap an alice

Which was already dead...

And already rotting and mutating into a fricking Alice-MarkII

And Pieman said "LET THERE BE THE WII", But instead of a Wii, WII was mistaken for WWII and World War 2 happened all over again.

but people knew better so they stopped the person who started it b4 it happened

and hitler likes to dress up as a japanese schoolgirl

And then he died 3,000,000,000,000,000 times, each time more painful than the one before it. Because he's a f*cking nazzi and a psychopath.

but he's still pretty cool with his "blitzkrieg"

Indeed, and then he bestowed upon the earth "BLITZKRIEG" which destroyed the entire damn earth and ended WWII and WWIII at the same time.

but his tanks went ice candy on russia, japan then cooperated with the burning legion and together they pillage villages, rape night elven women, kill orcs, summon zombies, depopulate the forest with goblin shredders, eat unborn fetuses, sell drugs, and throw rocks at windows

(uuhhm... what are we talking about exactly?)
...anyways...

Then barney came to save the little kids

and chuck norris roundhouse kicked barney and ate all the children

But the children never existed: they were actually little midgets who grew too old to be midgets.

they were being taken hostage by barney to do his evil beedings, such as singing lame songs

(>_<)

But they responded by blowing Barney up using an air pump and sending him off floating to space.

but his parents were Cell and Majin Boo which made him able to reconstruck himself

But he couldn't as he already burned up by the solar flares in the depths of space.

(Yay!! )

and then the little midgets lived happily ever after until...

another barney series came out.

but this time barney enslaved real children (which is horrible >_<)

But barney left the business do to work on the "other" side of entertainment. (Yes, THAT side.)

(eh? what side? u mean the horror series side...or u mea...ohh...oh wha?!?)

but nobody got scared of barney so he got fired

(are you talking about children pornography?)

then he was pissed and transformed into super barney man!