Then, the Novice added a cool twirly thing at the end of the arrow shower. Yet another sweatdrop appeared on the surrounding people's faces.

Then the novice said, "Oh Come on..." as he walked to an Inn. He quickly added, "I'm gonna shoot you if you come near me." as he pointed to the Thief.

The thief made a quick sidestep and rushed to the novice. Just as he was about 1 inch from the novice, one last pecopeco ran over the thief causing his eyes to turn into swirls. The novice made a heroic pose and placed one of his feet over the thief's body and so did the pecopeco.

Now, he went to an inn, and slept for the day. The second day, his novice clothes were gone(he's naked, under the blanket of course... o.O), and his new archer's attire, the right one, was sitting on a head-side corner on the bed.

Then he thought, "Gee, that's conveinent... and kinda freaky. I wonder who done it?" After he was dressed in his new clothes, just when he was about to pick up his arrows, he watched in horror as a poring absorbed all of them and bounced to the feet of a rather familiar girl.

It was the girl that almost put an arrow in his skull earlier. His eyes once again turned into hearts and he approached the girl. The novice concluded that she was the one who undressed him while he was asleep. He puckered his lips and ran to the girl with open arms. But what he kissed wasn't the girl, it was the sole of her boots.

He fainted, and the girl left the room, placed a First Aid kit right next to the Archer.

The novice awoke a few moments later and spotted the first aid kit.

"Oh yeah, she totally digs me..." said the novice confidently.

You mean, Archer. xD

He took the 1st Aid kit, and used it. It disappeared into thin air, as a little green bar below him expanded. A sweatdrop came down again.

The novice went out of the hotel he was staying and ventured into the Payon Cave. Time he teached those undead scums a lesson. A thought bubble with an evil grin appeared on top of his head and everybody looked at him. Giant question marks appeared on their head.

Then, a huge black box appeared on top of him. It had his name on the left side, followed by a colon[:], and on the right said, it said, "WTF IS UR PROBLEM!!" A sweatdrop came from the surrounding people.

Then a man with a white dress and brown overalls appeared out of nowhere. Everybody kneeled before the man except the archer.

"Unh-unh little one. Using profound words is not right..." said the man in a nice and calm, sort of preaching tone

"Get the hell away from me or I'll beat the crap out of you!" yelled the archer's. All the people gasped at the archer's reply.

"What did you say punk! %@*&$^*@*^&#%$!&@^&*@+_()()" yelled the GM. Another gasp came from the people and more GM appeared out of nowhere.

(Oh yeah, very random)

"Wait a sec, why the heck's a GM doing in the Real World?" The Archer said, sweatdrops coming down from everyone.

A hell lotta randomness.

The other GM's began talking to the foul-mouthed one and after a few minutes and sedatives, they have managed to subdue the GM.

"Thank you little one, for helping us discover this blabber mouth of a GM. Rest assured the you will be rewarded..." said one of the GMs.

A sweatdrop came down from the Archer as one of the GMs gave him a Rudra Bow, +10, with 4 slots in it, and 10 million zeny. THe surrounding people fainted.

A random boy poked the Archer in the arse,which was painful.Then the boy stole 1mil of his zeny.

As the 1 mil zeny theif ran away, our hero tested out his new +10 rudra bow (which apparently had an invisible bonus that gave him the speed of 4+ doppelganger cards and the ability to cast thunderstorm) [GM MOD ITEMS WOOH] and completely annihilated that kid's head (unfortunately the zeny was also destroyed).. but.. the foulmouthed one wasn't ready to be dissed by some nobody. He snuck away from the other Gms while they're backs were turned and started building a trap, just waiting for our young hero to arrive. After the other GM's left, the young archer met up with the girl, who smacked him on the head for being irresponsible, which somehow caused water to pour out of his eyes, then putting on the "good guy" pose from Naruto said loudly, "she totally digs me." The two walked towards the exit of Payon whennnnnnn

A guy grabs the Archer's bow, shot himself, gave the bow back to the Archer, and dropped dead.

Just to make sure he was dead,the Archer stabs the guy with a knife,over and over again.He was dead.

It turned out it wasn't actually a guy who grabbed the bow but the girl (she wanted to see it but didn't know that it was so powerful and accidently shot herself) and the guy wasn't actually stabbing her, he was touching her dead body until it dissapeared and a magical blue circle started glowing behind him...

[well we've nearly assassinated our young hero's character... he's now an extreme pervert who has now been caught gettin it on with a dead person AHHHH]

Then the circle creator turned out to be the girl,and she screamed,"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK UR DOIN WITH MY LIL SISTER,DANGIT!ARROW RAIN!!"

The archer freaked out, and said, "At Refresh!"

Total randomness... xD

For those who don't know, @Refresh refreshes the location of the character and the Server, used only in Private servers, as far as I know... It re-warps you to your location recorded in the Server, which probably will cause your character to temporarily "ignore" all damage done....

Unfortunetely,At Refresh didn't work.Fortunetely,the arrows weren't pointed at Archer.Instead it was pointed at....the girl he killed which was an impostor,who's holding a girl with the face of the Archer girl,which is also the face of the disguised impostor?????

*news music plays*

"Give Us 24 Minutes and WE'll Give YOu the WORLD!"

Good afternoon, This is Tamano reporting a live update on the situation at Payon.

We go to Rocky at the scene, Rocky, whats going on over there?

Well, Tamano,
A youngster and his girlfriend have offended a notorious hacker GM who has apparently escaped the detainment of the GMSD (Game Master Security Department). Here we find the Archer and his girl friend froliking in their glee towards an evil and undoubtedly bloody and somehow love/sex oriented doom. This is what they had to say:

"Yeeeah she's my girl alright, AND NONE OF YOU BETTER TOUCH HER!... Only I can do that, right, toots?"
"HE's NOT BY BOYFRIEND... I'm not your girlfriend... He's not, he's such a liar... GRRR...@#$^@@$"
"A-a-a-ccckkk... S-s-sh-he t-t-ottall-y d-d-iggs m-mmm-e... *weak good guy pose"

Strong words from such brave individuals. Returning to you Tamano...

Hmm... I used to host an RO server and @Refresh was a GM command (on Athena not for you Aegis guys) that some servers allowed regular users to have... if you dont get the whole 24 minutes thing, its a common radio tune played by a news channel...

"BZZT, We don't have TV in the World..." Leon said to the camera, which disappeared immediately, the reporter with it. "Okay, now... At Warp P-A-Y FILD UNDERSCORE O-FOUR!"

OOC:Modified since i messed up the current location.

OOG:I accidentally double posted.

OOC: At Warp P-A-Y FILD UNDERSCORE O-FOUR = @warp pay_fild04... a.k.a. Poring Island, he's gone... xD

"OMFG SO MANY PORINGS!!" The archer said, as he thought "slash G-G", a grinning textbox appeared above him.

But it turned out these were actually minions of the Hollow Poring who lay wait for the archer to fall into his trap... Back in Payon... the evil GM was still waiting in his bush with his trap and began to feel tired of waiting so he screamed at the top of his lungs ATTTTTT......

*If you're wondering the Hollow Poring was a Huge Poring programmed into the game. Some of the clients had their hexes modified to accept this monstrous creation but not all of them... so you might not know what it is... But to give you a good idea, the poring was orange with a halloween pumkin face on it and it was about a little larger than the walkway in Prontera... (It is a poring so it is the same dimensions around something called line symmetry for a third dimensional object... or you can call it rotational symmetry if ur thinking in terms of 2d). But it was HUGE and if the Gms were mad, they'd make its stats like O_O*

But, it just happened to be a sprite + Monster AI error, which caused the whole server to stop and reboot... Of course, the People in the world didn't feel it, and the monsters just seem to warp out of the area. A sweatdrop came from the Archer.

Due to the server reboot, the archer was warped back to Payon and had completely forgotten all experience about going to the poring area... He now walked towards exit of Payon with the girl when...

Pwned o.o'

No one came, because of the server reboot, and the person that was there before was banned because of the inverse of the genders.

So all people hate the server and start trowing missiles on the server

So all people hate the server and start trowing missiles on the server

But missiles never existed, so they threw rocks instead.

OOC:This doesn't make sense anymore.I'm serious.I have no idea what to type.

In that case, I'll make sense out of it... xD

The server exploded, but Gravity Korea had a backup of the SQL Database, which they used to revert the characters back to 4 hours later, which was when the Archer woke up from his "beauty sleep".

so the ARcher woke up and said... Phew what a DREAM! GMs ... GM commands? and screamed @WARP PAY_DUN_04 05 05... as a joke when suddenly he was teleported next to the Moonlight who just so happen to be...

*wait Korea RO wouldn't have an SQL database to backup a private server >_> lol...*

Well, let me dream...

A Moonlight Flower! He freaked out, of course, he shouted: "AT MONSTER KILL!" the Moonlight Flower fainted, dropping a Golden Bell. He picked it up.

SOOO Random.

OOC:I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be a real command XD it was on my bro's RO command list.

After he picked up the bell,he wondered about saying a command."AT DOOM!!!!"Every non-player character died.

To correct you, every single player character died.

Now, the Archer was by himself, with all the equips he could possibly want...

THEN he screamed, just to see the extent of his power, AT ITEM GM_BOW 1, and got one... so it turned out that because the ARcher had caught the foulmouthed GM, the other GM's decided he was worthy of GMship and gave him GMship which explained the sudden reboot in the server... he then screamed... AT LEVEL ....

"UP NEGATIVE 90!" Now the Archer was a level 1 archer, with a Job level of 30.

But then the GM's got mad that he screamed AT DOOM so there was a server wipe and we start our story over from the beginning!

*Lets make a real storry this time XD*

lol, true... xD

A novice came out from Prontera, hoping to find something she likes.

Its a she now...

OOC: This story has definitely torn all the boundaries of reality and not to mention storyflow. I like it even better!

The female archer wanted to score some equips. She saw a knight sitting in front of Prontera and had a clever idea. She approached the knight in a sexy manner gathering all the confidence she can.

"Ihihi... Hello mr. knight. Wow! You're bird sure is big..." smiled the novice. The knight's eyes began to twitch.

Where'd the archer come from?

The Knight was freaked out at this comment, and ran away.

...maybe we should have her as the archer girl that the novice meets in the previous story? That would be interesting but there's the problem of the server wipe...

Equiped with nothing but a small knife and some armor, she bumped into poring. But it wasn't a normal poring, because there was a server wide event called the poring of death. It's health was greater than an Amon Ra's and it attack speed was as fast as a full stat GM, although it only did 20-50 dmg per hit. Completely unaware of the new powers of the poring race...

She killed it in 1 hit, and instantly levelled up. What the GMs announced was just a trick so no one'll attack it, while it gave a TON of EXP.

So, now with a large chunk of extra EXP, the girl went and looked for a party to join...