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kaizer12
Kaizer decided to rescue Pigucha so he equipped the M.D.S. with the new Warp and Hyperspace Integrated Turbo Engine with Rapid Acceleration Booster Burning Installed Technology (WHITE-RABBIT) and shoots him again with FOUL-PIG to end his boredom..
MetaFurionX
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kaizer12
Kaizer bashed deadtim in the head and said "Stupid.. That's my ship out there.. Go fetch it and park it here inside the M.D.S.."
MetaFurionX
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kaizer12
Well kaizer didn't mind it and shoved deadtim out in space to get the L.S.C.S.R. and told him to bring it back safely and buy some groceries before parking it inside the M.D.S.
MetaFurionX
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SpotLight Sithci
QUOTE(synchroblst @ Jul 22 2006, 12:34 PM) *
I'll post a paragraph, then everyone following would just post 2 sentences on what will happen, and just keep the trend up =D

A novice went to Prontera, and asked a Kafra for help. She gladly gave him help, but slapped the Novice for touching her boobs. (o.o) He was teleported to Izlude Marina, where he was mobbed badly. He returned back to the Kafra, and apologized, and again asked for help.




argh, when wil the game come in english?! xD ph34r.gif
Darsk
excuse me? Pigucha? RAWR!

As Darsk floated in space, he used his Wiimote/Nunchuck combo to rip a hole in the universe. he threw a grenade into it, which made it multiply a thousand times and the nades popped back out next to everyone besides Darsk(yes, DARSK >:( ). the nades exploded and ripped open the whole universe, making everyone float in nothingness jus like Darsk. then Darsk woke up and repeated the process.
MetaFurionX
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kaizer12
Well kaizer still like the name Pigucha so he still called Darsk Pigucha and seal him again ni the L.S.C.S.R.'s butt for messing up the universe again..
MetaFurionX
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kaizer12
Well kaizer became the new spamming lord and appointed MetaFurionX and Duker as the spamming generals of the M.D.S. and gave them the authority to be able to use FOUL-PIG and be able to activate WHITE-RABBIT..
MetaFurionX
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kaizer12
So Kaizer gave MetaFurion some daikon radishes as reward and gave Pigucha a keyboard so he can practise his spamming skills while he (kaizer) thinks of some new things to add to the M.D.S...
Darsk
but then my brother tamed a devil in rune factroy and it was called lucy. so Darsk called upon Lucy to bring forth its demon minions of terror and unlease them upon the unsuspecting world, giving Darsk evil demon lord powers.
MetaFurionX
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kaizer12
Kaizer finally activated the new Tough Ultra Repulsive Triple Layered Endowed Shield Highly Efficient and Long Lasting (TURTLE-SHELL) to ward off the demon minions and by MetaFurionX's request, invented Solo's Powerful Almighty Random Rocks Omnipotent Weapon (SPARROW) to be used against Pigucha..

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Abbreviation Recall:
L.S.C.S.R - Living Stone Cow Statue Rocket
M.D.S. - Moon Death Star
FOUL-PIG - Fusion Overpowered Uranium Lazer with Particle Integrated Guns
WHITE-RABBIT - Warp and Hyperspace Integrated Turbo Engine with Rapid Acceleration Booster Burning Installed Technology

M.D.S. Crew
Kaizer - Spamming Lord and Commander of the M.D.S.
MetaFurionX / Duker - Spamming Generals
Adelin - now promoted as L.S.C.S.R.'s Assistant Captain
Deadtim - crew that likes to cause trouble assigned as L.S.C.S.R's butt maintenance
Darsk - now known as Pigucha, ex-crew member who becomes evil
Nailbat - official weapon of the crew.. (everyone has one including Pigucha)
Darsk
DARSK shot the M.D.S. at the Earth, reducing it to smoldering slag
MetaFurionX
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kaizer12
(lol.. SCREW-U.. Good one..)

Pigucha lay wasted on the ground after being pulvurized by SCREW-U and the crew are still not happy so they continued shooting Pigucha with SPARROW and after that started beating him to a pulp with thier nailbats..
solomaster
Lol. You guys are REALLY into this.

Im back.

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Then solo appeared, not remembering what had happened since the beginning of the MDS and decided to eat some pie inside the Ultimate Reaper Extreme Turret with Heavy Rockets of Apocalypes aka the URETHRA.
kaizer12
Lol.. Much has happened after you left this topic..

Anyway..

The mighty solo has come back again after a long time and brought one of his powerful engines of destruction, the URETHRA.. What will Pigucha do and will solo stay neutral or be allies to someone?
solomaster
Solo then decided to ally...with himself as the 2nd solo that was created in Corrupt a Wish which he said he destroyed but was never gone, and joined with the other ultimate machine of destruction, the EHYNIS, which was just called the EHYNIS and stood for nothing. heh.gif
kaizer12
Kaizer was amazed as he saw the new machine of destruction and since EHYNIS doesn't stood for anything, he gave it one, it is now Evil Haunted Yatch Notoriously Invented by Solo..
Darsk
Darsk then used a nailbat to beat kaizer over the head
kaizer12
Kaizer evades Pigucha's attack and countered with Giga Rush Overdrive Inducing Numbness (GROIN) kick and GROIN punch and it critically hits Pigucha..
Darsk
then solomaster2 came in and attacked the first solo
kaizer12
Kaizer took out his Tools Enabling Long Extensive Viewing of Images Spying Intensively Over Networks (TELEVISION) to view what is happening..
solomaster
The other solo seemd to be attacking the original, but it was a plan to catch Pigucha off guard.
kaizer12
But Pigucha has other things in mind and draws his Intense Anti-Matter Special Technology Updated Particle Ion Destroyer (IAMSTUPID) and aims it at solo..
RayXDGreat
pigucha fires
solo get hit and he died

(wew
first time here
no offense solo)
kaizer12
Kaizer is still watching on his TELEVISION on what will happen to solo..

(Welcome Ray.. read a few posts back to know what is happening to the story lol..)
RayXDGreat
(Yeah, i've read page 49 (lol "iamstupid"))

but solo didn't really died
he rises up, look at teh pigucha with fiery eyes, and....(continue)
kaizer12
Pigucha pulled out another IAM weapon and this time he decided to use the Intense Anti-Matter Double Universal Missile Bazooka (IAMDUMB) and aimed it at solo..
RayXDGreat
suddenly solo fires an Aero Super Sunbeam (ASS)
and it threw pigucha 500 miles away... (wew)

and then when the pigucha is nowhere to be seen...
a heavy arms poring suddenly came and fires a beam at solo!
what will solo do? (continue)
kaizer12
Pigucha countered with another one of his IAM weapon collection, this time the Intense Anti-Matter Unified Gear Laser Yoyo (IAMUGLY) and throws it at solo and heavy arms poring..
RayXDGreat
but the heavy arms poring stopped and fires at pigucha instead
and when pigucha fires, his shot was nothing to the poring's beam

darsk/pigucha:"wo-oh...."

*booooooooom*
kaizer12
But pigucha immeduiately activates his Intense Anti-Matter Light Oriented Shield Enabling Recovery (IAMLOSER) and survived the attack..

(lol.. looks like pichuca has may IAM gadgets..)
RayXDGreat
then pigucha uses his Devilishly Evil Vaporising Incredible Liberating Helm Of Rage Nuclear Out Five Fire Under Rolling Years (DEVIL-HORNS-OF-FURY) to charge the H.A Poring, but because the DEVIL-HORNS-OF-FURY is not yet been tested, so he crashed into solo instead

with solo unconcious pigucha tooks another IAM weapon : Intense Anti-Matter Aero Nuclear Acro Sword Specialliced Heavy Operation Light Energy (wew, the short is...) to slash solo apart

but then a misterious fireball hits pigucha in his face!

it was...(continue)
solomaster
Tahts like 2 sentences.

So solo just re-summoned the Cancer Fish in his unconcious mind to destroy Pigucha. (read back for more info on Cancer Fish(its indestructable))
RayXDGreat
but because solo is uncouncious he didn't summon cancer fish, but he summoned a goldfish instead
solomaster
But the goldfish summoned the Cancer Fish along with the LS- Whale, which kaizer already knew, were unstoppable together, and even more unstoppable if the Court Jester came.
RayXDGreat
so solo woke up and he saw those 2 and summoned the court jester
the haporing turboed away in fear

pigucha, unconcious, can't do anything...
kaizer12
Kaizer still stays passive and watches everything on the TELEVISION..
RayXDGreat
then the "unstoppable 3" unleashes an unbearable sonar beam that killed the second solo (for real!)
and disturbed kaizer's TELEVISION signal to switch to a ...... movie.

so kaizer watched it accidentaly, nosebleed and pass out
kaizer12
Kaizer awoke and accidentally activated the Totally Horrendous Explosive Emmissions Needing Deadly Opposing Forces That Hinders Everyone's Wishes Obtaining Really Large Destruction With Insufficient Lives Left Conjuring Occuring Mass Extinction (THEENDOFTHEWORLDWILLCOME) one of his most powerful weapons..
RayXDGreat
kaizer noticed and try to stop it but it's too late...
then a big flash ocurred............... all is lost

(the end....?)
kaizer12
Nah it wasn't the end because kaizer has pressed the Uninterruptable Lost Time Interchanging Machine Altering Terrible Experiences Changing Alternatively New Consciousness and Enriching Lives (ULTIMATECANCEL) to bring back what was destroyed by the THEENDOFTHEWORLDWILLCOME..
solomaster
That included the second solo, so he went on a rampage while the original solo pointed at Rays siggy and said, "Holy crap that things huge."
kaizer12
(lol.. Ray took over your character.. Nevermind.. I'm using Pigucha's character too..)


So Pigucha readies all his IAM weapons again to hunt down solo2..
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