I'll post a paragraph, then everyone following would just post 2 sentences on what will happen, and just keep the trend up =D

A novice went to Prontera, and asked a Kafra for help. She gladly gave him help, but slapped the Novice for touching her boobs. (o.o) He was teleported to Izlude Marina, where he was mobbed badly. He returned back to the Kafra, and apologized, and again asked for help.

The next thing our naughty novice knew, he was lying sprawled out on the field just outside Prontera gates. Apparently, this little newbie just can't keep his hands to himself, and so must he begin his quest to learn proper manners. (>_> I wish some REAL MMOG players would learn some manners, at least)

Edit: LOL, I guess this *does* kinda count as spam, doesn't it? @ Thread moving

Suddenly, he spotted a cute female alchemist with large enticing b**bs.

and ran over to grab his jubilees!

But sadly enough, the Alchemist wasn't entertained and gave him a good smack with the flat side of her axe!

The novice was stunned, which allowed the F-Alchemist to smirk as she popped open the cork of an Acid bottle and decided to pour it's contents all over his wang.

The novice cried in agony and pain as he felt that his wangs burn.

Thusly, our novice learned not to mess with female alchemists, lest his johnson be burned in the process.

After eating his fair share of apples to help ease his pain, he noticed a rather suave male knight mackin' on an equally fine young female knight. This gave the novice the idea that maybe he should try his luck on girls more within his league, such as other novices.

The novice spotted a female novice with short blonde hair. With unfading confidence in his heart, he approached the female novice with a flower in hand. The female novice, spotting the male novice with the burnt pants, knocked her head into a tree and pretended to be dead.

I kinda noticed it'll be a Spam Forum topic, but us Members can't create topics there, so I made one, which someone moved there... Thanks anonymous. =D

The Novice then ran away, and felt sad. (aww) He went back home to get a change of clothing, then went back to killing porings.

While the novice was killing porings, he was curious about the portal that had alot of sand around it. So he went inside the portal with great curiousity of whats inside the portal.

Seconds later, he popped out. He saw a giant cave, with a lot of trees around it, and apparently on an island.

There he saw, a group of young girls, about the same age as him. One was a swordsman, one was a merchant, the other was a mage, and the other was an acolyte. His eyes shaped into hearts, his luck must be changing.

They kept running and running, despite the presence of the little Novice. After walking inside the cave for a bit, he found what the girls were running away from: A crab.

"I'll save you ladies!" said the novice bravely and he poked the vadon with his unusually large knife. The Vadon was angered and launched a sucker punch in the novice face causing a large dent it it.

The 3 girls laughed and walked away from the novice. Sad and ashamed, the novice swore that he will become a stronger person.

And so he returned to the fields of Prontera, starting small and aiming big. He slayed porings of all race and gender in a merciless killing spree not stopping even to pick up the slabs of jellopies their corpses left behind.

Until one day, a blue, winged poring came. It stared at the novice with killing intent. He could feel that his pants were starting to get wet.

However, the novice knew a tough fight would only make him stronger so he began to hack and slash away at the strange blue poing as best as he could manage.

The arcangeling, angered by the novice's futile attempts, started charging a spell and the ground started to emanate a white light.

The novice was scared now, so he ran about 10 meters away. Then, after the huge light that suddenly appeared, disappeared, he ran back again.

Huge light o.o

GRAND CROSS!!!!!

Angered still bu the novices resilence, the arcangeling summoned a crowd of carats, cookies, and wild roses.

The novice felt that this could be too much for him but remembering his previous failures, the mockery, the laughter (and those large, round... ), he also wanted to beat this archangeling to prove his worth.

So, he ran up to the Arc Angeling, and fell dead. The Arc Angeling was surprised, then let its guard down.

A wandering party happened to stumble by and spotted the arcangeling. A battle ensued and the Arcangeling attempted to teleport. The novice jumped the arcangeling and he was taken with it.

the archangeling miscalculated it's teleport and emerged from the teleportational grid 20 metres in the air, desperate and not wanting to end it's life, it flapped awa with it's tny wings, which didn't help much since it had a really fat arse.

the archangelling fell like a rock, with the novice still on top, normally a poring would bouce and survive such a fall, but with a novice on top, the arch angeling fell with a splat,.

Thus the Novice did the unpredictable, he had defeated an Archangeling, and the party saw i amazment as his feat, excited they threw him into the air and repeatedly shouted "Banzai!"

He was a hero! He had defeated an Archangeling!

So what will happen to our Novice once his luck has changed for the better?!

They overthrew the Novice, so he fell on his backside on the ground. The party apologized and they picked them up, inviting him to join the party.

Laughing, the Novice did join and the party decided to go to the MVP zone!

"WHAT! MVP ZONE?! /OMG" exclaimed the novice.

"It's okay if you don't come, unless you're chicken..." teased the knight in his party.

The novice was smart, so he said he'll change into a swordsman first, then meet them in the middle of Izlude.

The novice quietly sneaked away from the party but then be stumbled in a rock and fell headfirst into a warp portal.

The first thing he saw was a powerful looking double strafe coming right at him and he jumped out of the way just in time to see two "Miss" float off into the sky from where he had been a moment ago.

Then he looked around and he was horrified by what he saw. Skeletons where patrolling everywhere and there were numerous hopping corpses.

He freaked out, wet his pants MAJOR, and ran away crying like a baby o.o

Damn, I'm torturing this novice /gg

Upon seeing the nooblet known as bolinho spewing out random words Panda Medic (refering to himself in the 3rd person) sealed him in a jar and watched synchroblst torture the the novice as he...

Erm... wtf?

The novice ran away from Payon Caves, and entered the Archer Village. He went northwards, and a huge house with all sorts of targets around it.

Perhaps our novice was destined to become an archer, perhaps not, but there was one thing for sure. It was time to find out.

He was standing in a target when a rain of arrows flied towards him. With agility that you can only see in cartoons, he evaded the arrows comically.

"Hey! What's the big idea!" yelled a rather pretty female archer.

He went inside, and talked to the Guildsman. Surprised, the guildsman decided to ask for only 1/2 of the requirements, which the Novice was surprised at as well.

Lucky novice now =D

After countless hours of killing elders, the novice managed to gather all the trunks with his head in tow.

So, the Novice went back, and traded in the Wood for a new bow! He got a 10-set arrow quiver, which weighed him down immensely.

The Guildmaster chanted a spell to the novice and he was surrounded by a pillar of light. After the light cleared, the novice noticed that his dress had changed. he was now sporting an archer's uniform. But something was wrong...

"OMG! This is a girl's attire!!!" yelled the novice.

Panicking, he ran in circles. The guildsmaster quickly gave him a change of clothing.

The Guildmaster chanted another spell to transform the novice's clothing but when the light cleared...

"Err... This is my novice outfit..." said the novice and a huge sweatdrop appeared in his head.

"I think my magic is on the fritz. You'll have to come back some other time..." said the Guildmaster. With that he walked away from his counter and hanged a sign that says "out sick".

So sadly, the Novice sold his bow and arrows and left Payon to try his luck elsewhere...
...what he did not know was that he was being followed...

For some reason, the Novice already knows how to improve his concentration, so he walked, and turned around as quickly as possible, spottng the thief that was about to steal his money. He pulled his bow, non-verbally saying "Move or die".

The thief and the novice had a long stare-down. Suddenly a Gunslinger walks by and saw the novice and the thief.

"A bow wielding novice?! Well... Now I've seen everything..." said the Gunslinger and he shot himself in the head. A huge sweatdrop appeared on the novice's and the thief's head.

lol.

Now, a group of people came and picked the Gunslinger up, placed him in a Stretcher, and carried him away. They had this red cross sign on their helmets, which was white. They could be heard saying "One! Two! One! Two!" the whole time, and were gone by a few seconds. Another sweatdrop came down from both adventurers.

The novice and the thief returned to what they were initially doing.

"You're going down thief boy!" said the novice confidently. The thief just gave an unenthusiastic "heh". A crowd of people soon gathered around them.

The novice gathered all the courage he could get and ran for the thief. The thief readied his stiletto. The novice jumped up and then fell to the ground with a large thud, before yelling the words "PLAY DEAD!". All of them, including the thief sweatdropped.

OOC: FEAR THE RANDOMNESS!!!

The thief poked the "dead" novice in the arse, and he jumped up screaming. He was now angry, aimed his bow, and shouted "Double Strafe!"

Lmao this is going Super Novice style...

However, a flock of pecopecos decided to come for a visit and ran over the novvie, cancelling his double strafe

btw, where is this taking place? just curious

Payon... The Archer guild can only be found at Payon.. =P

The novice shouted, and used... "Arrow Shower!!" and killed all the Pecos. Another sweatdrop appeared on the surrounding people's faces.