The rules are simple:
1. Only contribute 3 words per post, unless you have a comment. Put your comment in brackets or something so it's not part of the story.
2. Don't post twice in a row. Someone else has to continue the story. Wait at least 4 or 5 posts before posting another 3 words.
3. If someone continues one part faster than you, delete your post.
4. None of this has to be fiction, or facts, or anything. Just random hilarity.
START!

Everyone knows Acolytes

which always has

[moving to Spam topic section, since this is very similar to the Sentence Story topic ]

Those little cute

[ONOES]

faces and tiny

{intriguing...}

Attack spells. They

love to eat

Porings and Novices

and takes dumps

in front of...

[!!]

Baphomets!! Then proceed

to be minced

by the goats

, who are scared

of swords, so

they eat kids

That like to...

Dance on pigs

. But, one novi

Had some pie

non-existent pie. Then

Roundhoused a little...

chuck norris in

The face but

He got owned

So chuck norris

smacked him with...

His fist right

in the kisser.

and gave a

Dropkick to his

Tiny little face.

He was so

Pissed off that...

He headbutted his

grandma which unleashed

George Bush who

Got pwnt by

A girl that

had an evil

fat stupid cow

That liked to

suckle other cows

Which made a

Bottle of pure

apple juice which

was creamy and

Smelt like a

peaches and cream

That had been

appleisized and then