Okay, the name of this game is corrupt a wish.
You corrupt the wish of the person above you, then you wish for something.
EX: I wish for a new computer.
Granted, it blows up.
I wish for....whatever.

Righto, ill start this out.

I wish for a Wii.

Edit: TIS IS IN THE SPAM THREAD! ZOMGAR! I WIN!

you get a Wii but the wrist strap on you controller is faulty and you break your TV

i wish solo was less homo

Granted, he steals every girl you ever have a chance with.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

you get a billion dollar but then solo comes and eats it all. (the money)

i wish franklin was here to rock solo (if you know what I mean solo AHAHAHAHAA)

Granted, but uh, ......he rocks you instead,

I wish I had a giant screen TV that couldn't break.

I inject nanobots to eat up the internals of that TV

Snipah broke the game x.x All is lost..

lol Snipah = corrupt a wish newb

I wish solo was corrupt a wish world champion and won 100 hot ladies and 20billion dollars and 2 tv's and then he grows old and leaves it for his grandchildren who had a pet donkey name Baboon and then they rode the donkey to school everyday and all the kid would pet the donkey and then one day the donkey died so they had to ride in a limo instead and all the kids couldnt pet the limo.

Granted. There is only one way to do this. Nuclear war, everyone dies.

I wish that snipah wernt (im a Texan) such a n00b at this.

well he still is and will be forever~!

i wish my parents wont bug me all the time....

You didnt grant me my wish, I hate you.

Granted, your grandparents bug you all the time now.

I wish I were a billionaire.

you're asking the same wish twice look up >.>

I wish solo was caught in make-out pond with franklin but it was too late and they had 5 kids that went to Mr. Owls class and solo would make them bag lunches that consists of bread and ketchup because he was lazy to make real lunches and tired from all the hot s*x he and franklin are still having everynite after their 2nd anniversary.

Well, your still supposed to screw it up. This game isn't going very well.

Granted, but the pond is in your property, and solo and franklin live with you. You all share the same bed.

I wish that school got out forever.

Oh I like.

Granted, but your school now turns into BATTLE ROYAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had a Wii.

Granted, but it exploded while u were playing and blew off over half your house

(btw y is it taht so many forums i see have this ...)

K. I wish i had some money.

Granted. There the currency the ancient romans used.

I wish that I had a perfectly unruinable 20 gallon thing of sprite.

granted but you found out the sprite was actually water.

I wish upon a star

granted, but
the star gets uber close to the earth and intercepts with it... dealing massive damage upon j00 and the entire humankind

you didnt make a wish >.>

I wish that solo had money

oh, i forgot

with granted, but vikings pillaged your village and raped you for no reason at all

I wish for a lolipop

Granted, but it is a posionous lolipop.

I wish I was pyro-cinetic

granted but you set your pants on fire everytime you sit down.

I wish solo was a oompa loompa.

Granted, but then i breeded thousands of myself with myself using some crazy wierd method and went to ur house and drank ur 7-up and ice tea.

I wish I could take over this faster

I have no idea what you're talking about, granted (whatever that is) but a random tentacle monster raped you

I wish I was a zombie

Granted but then I planted a c4 on u and u blew up.

I wish I had money...again...

(i wanna join this too )

Granted but it got stolen by some random guy at the train station >_<


I wish...for a ....Flying goat that can take me anywhere i want

(ahihi u thought i would wish for a cookie huh?)

Granted, but the goat only feeds on cookies. Chocolate chips ones too! =O

I wish I was kirby.

(i would rather have a doggie than a flying goat the feeds on me cookies >_<)

Granted but u can only be him for 5 mins

I wish i can jump high (like shaq weeee)

Yayz I'm Kirby for 5minutes~! *Swallows everything is the room* \(O_O)/

Granted, but you break your leg after landing once.

I wish I lived in a anime. o_O

...ouch... >_<

Granted but u lived in a boring old anime

i wish i had a pony

(always wanted one )

Granted, but um... the Pony eats cookies too. XD;

I wish that I had a inter-dimensional door that could travel to any place instantly. @@;

Granted, but the first place u traveled to was piemands rectum

I wish I didnt feel so sick anymore.

granted but you turned gayer

I wish solo wasnt gayer

Granted, but you are instead.

I wish I could turn people into shoes.

granted but they dont have shoe laces


i wish for a big bear to do stuff for meeee
(or at least potty trained )

Granted, but it doesn't just eat cookies, he destroys all cookie factorys and other cookie making stuff (like ovens)

I wish i could play the sax.

Granted, but no one wants you to play it.

I wish I could travel back in time when I was a baby. oo;

Granted, you accidentally kill yourself and create a time paradox, ripping a hole in the space time continuum and causing the universe to explode. Nice job, Vygo.

I wish that everytime deadtim said someone got raped, he gets raped instead.

granted, but instead of getting raped he got neutered

i wish i knew where my passport was

Granted, it's in solo's porno mag. =P

I wish there were more active people in this forum.

Granted but they were all active in only one thread ...in "watching paint dry" thread

I wish I have my webcam and my camera back

granted, but the webcam captured your soul into a .jpg format pic

No wish?

...

I wish I had my car already.

granted, blah blah spec C blah blah

I wish solo had a spec C STi

with granted, you turned into a spec C STi for solo

I wish I was a zombie

Granted, but then i got some really fat guy to eat u and he wont feel anything cuz hes too fat.

I wish...I wont be sick the next morning.

Granted, you just die.

I wish I... had a girlfirend TT_TT sad, isn't it?

granted, you turn into a girl and got a lez girlfriend

I wish I had a girlfriend too T_T

Granted, but in return you lose your immortal soul.

I wish I was a mirror.

Your wish was granted by god, but someone broke you and cursed you with 7 years of bad luck.

I wish for someone to corrupt my wish.