(oh wha?...panda bears are nice and gentle creatures they would never ("\(>,<)/") )

Granted but u dont have money

i wish hippy people to be normal >_<

Zomg I meant a free trip there -.-

Granted, but they became goths instead.

I wish old forum peoples were back here again. This forum could use some of them D:

(thats what i meant u only got a free trip not free tour or food )

Granted but the new people stopped posting

i wish i can control gravity

Granted, but gravity crashed and all people died.

I wish... homework never existed!! ;__________;

Granted...i want homework gone too !! >,<
oh well...but teachers assigned more projects to people


i wish teletubbies would stop brain washing little kids (they do T^T)

granted, they we're replaced by pro-communism children shows

I wish coconuts fused with peanuts

Granted but there wasn't any name (good name) to call it so it was destroyed by the govn't

I wish Michael Jackson stayed the same and have never ..uhhm.. done bad things to little boys >_<

(cuz he was so cool b4 >_<)

Granted, but he did them to girls instead. (nasty, I know x_x)

I wish... RBO was more crowded.

Granted, but then u were forgotten cuz ppl couldnt find u in the crowd of other ppl.

I wish Barney wasnt purple.

Granted he turned white instead (ahihihi)

i wish calculators can talk

granted, they can use a wide range of magic abilities that the target is based on numbers.... they can cast spells ranging from cure to firaga

I wish the calculator class and T.G. Sid weren't overpowered

Granted, but they became your main party members and all the other characters became Uber-powered killing machines.

I wish it would SNOW!

Granted, it snowed somewhere in the North Pole.

I wish that nobody will grant my wish about granting a wish of not granting a wish. :]

Granted. Time paradox.

I wish I had the most awesome video game that ever existed.

granted, /gg (SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!!!!)

I wish i knew where my pokemon red was.

granted, uh you found it, but your gameboy broke

I wish I had an awesome pokemon!

Granted but it was stolen by team rocket

i wish i have that big pikachu plushie i've always wanted xD

with granted, and IT WAS DEMON POSSESSED!

I wish there's a demi-human pokemon... (like pixie in monster rancher)

granted but ...uhhmm... it doesn't obey you

i wish i have one of them mac phones

it does not need to obey me, she just needs to be hot *grin*

granted, you got a macaroni and a phone

I wish I knew how to tie up people... if you know what I mean

Granted, but it was owned by a Hydra-carded Weapon wielder.

I wish people never invented PoKemon.

I POSTED FIRST KIRIKA >;D

(are we still talking about pokemon?!? @,@)

Granted but all the people in the world knew how to escape

i wish more people would play freestyle

no he didnt, I did!

granted.... wait... NOT GRANTED! THAT GAME IS EVIL!

I wish freestyle didnt exist

Granted, it's now called fr33 57y13. (o_o);

I wish chocolate milk fell from clouds instead of rain.

granted, then people grew kimimaru-like powers but all died from diabetes (because chocolate is sweet and kimimaru died from diabetes)

I wish everybody spoke l33t

Granted but the dictionary companies sue the person who invented the l33t language

i wish for a pony

ahihi

with granted, but people mistook it as a baby horse and turned it into glue on some random glue production company

u forgot ur wish >_<


ayways,
i wish mac would stop making PC look uncool

granted, mac was erased from existence... and noboby cares, I won't even bother corrupting it

I wish all emos will burn in hell... wait... even hell would kick them out, lol

Granted, but they bled to death in hell and got erased from existance forever...

I wish trees had hands...(i dont know why)

YAY!

granted, now they shoot lasers!

I wish I was a zombie

Granted ... uhhm ... its already corrupt >_<



i wish kobe was my neighbor

granted... is he the basketball guy? then one day you discover that he molests lil kids

I wish basketball didn't exist

("\(*o*)/") WAAAAAAAAAAH !!!
nuuuuuuuu !!

Not granted @,@ thats my favorite sport \(>,<)/

i wish tim kun would stop hating basketball >_<

not granted, basketball is evil and its fucking hard to shoot a ball on some tall ring...

I wish I understood why basketball is awesome

STOP NOT GRANTING THE WISHES BICHES!!!

Granted. You now love to play basketball but you FAIL at it.

I wish I would stop being sick.

uh, you granted nothing... I already fail at basketball

granted, you became ill then

I wish zombies attacked north korea

Granted, but u were in NK atm when they did so and died a horribly ironic death.

I wish deadtim would stop talking about his zombie lovers.

Granted he talked about he's zombie friends instead

i wish i have new shoes

Granted, but they caught on fire as soon as u got them

I wish today was tomorrow... o.O

Granted, today is tomorrow and tomorrow is today. o_O;

I wish that master_pojo and Wind_Warrior would post there pic.

Granted but nobody posted another pic after

i wish my shoes can fly (like that messenger person )

LOL
Granted, but u got hit by a plane.

I wish everbody could fly w/ or w/o shoes, like peter pan style with their arms stretched out.

Granted but its too tiring so people can only fly for a little while

i wish mickey mouse was real

Granted, but then he got beat up by some guy in a mickey mouse costume.

I wish i could drive.

Granted, but your driver's license was suspended due to your drunken driving.

I wish I could die.

Granted. Everyone hates you cause your emo.
(Dont worry, we dont hate you at all. I hope you didnt remove me from your xfire list, your never online. and I hope your not emo.)

I wish that I had some cool free online FPS with great graphics and no lag.

Granted, but script kiddies soon hogged the servers.

I wish I didn't remove Pieman from my xFire because of his spamming x3

Granted but somebody spammed for him instead

i wish wind kun didn't retired \(>,<)/

Granted, but then he still didnt post his pic.

I wish wind would post his pic already.