granted but it's stolen money and you get caught

i wish for the whole forum

Granted, but then everybody left.

I wish it won't snow for the next 2 weeks.

Granted, but then it rain heavily

I wish I can get to a good college or university

granted but your colleagues torture u, the teachers are very unfair to u, until u can't handle it and jump to a cliff

i wish for a poring

granted and then the poring multiplied into a million/infinite and then start to hit you until you are also jumping to a cliff

I wish for a new games

the games are so depressing that you get despaired and jumps to a cliff

i wish for a puppy

granted but the puppy will push you off the cliff

(what's with cliff recently? xD)

I wish I can jumps off a cliff

@Littlechan: I wish I can jump off a cliff

granted, you died falling from a cliff

i wish the cliff would collapse

thanks for correction =3

granted, the cliff will collapse on you

I wish the cliff won't collapse

Granted, but then somewhere else will collapse

I wish that everything will not collapse

granted, but everything will turn into sad panda and hit you

I wish for better life

Granted, but then your life is getting too better and you decided to hit yourself with sad panda

I wish for nothing else...XD

granted, but the nothing will change everything into sad panda and hit you =3

I wish for a sad panda

granted but the sad panda will hit you

I wish I will not be hit by a sad panda

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CLIFF WHILE I WAS GONE!?

granted but a sad grizzly bear with razor sharp claws hit you instead

i wish i'm not hit by any bear

granted, a tiger will hit you instead

I wish I won't get hit by anything

granted, you got chased by tigrex.

I wish I open up the yamatsukami quest so I can solo it. (seems fun when saw other players fighting him)

Granted. It does full damage that wipes your whole hp out regardless of how many quantity your hp has. Large defensive power and TONS of HP XD~

I wish any MMORPG game would come true

granted, every enemy in that MMORPG will come and hit you

I wish I weren't posting this

Granted. But you did

I wish my wireless internet connection would behave. (I always have to go near the WLAN in order to get a good connection, darn it)

granted, it would behave so badly xD

I wish for not wishing something

Granted,but you keep not wishing wish something and the not wishing changed into a shark and eat you into its stomach

I wish i have a lazor gun

Granted. It now then becomes waffles.

I wish I passed all my entrance exams in college

I hope you actually pass it =D

granted, but the people in the college will turn into shark and eat you

I wish for not eaten by a shark

THANK YOU!!!!!

Granted. But there's one shark that is now biting your leg XD

I wish littlechan will register in arky's fanfic

granted, but I didn't know where it is xD

I wish...I'm wishing something that can be corrupted

Granted. I already corrupted it.

OFFTOPIC: right here - http://www.ragnarokbattle.com/forum/index....mp;#entry101246

I wish you will go right there and register ASAP

already, char is Usami, derived from Usa and Mimi xD

(I know, I'm not creative ;_;)

granted, but the forum will go down when I click "add reply"

I wish for someone to come and give me ice cream

Granted. But its covered with icky stuff~

OFFTOPIC: alright, imma check it XD

where's your wish~?

Oh...forgot.

I wish I'll never forget to post my wish XD

Granted but you forgot what your wish are

I wish for nothing really

Granted. No need to be corrupted.

I wish for a bigger fish

granted, the fish will eat you

I wish I'm live on Gensokyo

Granted, Reimu, Marisa and the youkai will attack you due to wrong way of saying a wish.

I wish I live on Gensokyo now.

Granted, same thing that happened to LC happened but worse

I wish for a bigger fish that eats the bigger fish that i wished earlier

Granted, you become the bigger fish that u wish.

I wish this thread are ended.

granted but your grammar is wrong so nothing happened

i wish for a Buster Sword!

Granted, but Cloud comes and kills you with it.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

Granted, but since you have no posts the wish didn't work...

Yet.

I wish the world is ruined.

Granted....but only your world are ruined

I wish for a never ruined world

Granted, the people got so bored of it, they started ruining the world but it can't be ruined so the people got angry and starts to kill each other.

I wish I'm in gensokyo.

Granted, but you then be run over by a train

I wish there are a bus in Gensokyo

Granted, you will alwyas miss it >:D

I wish I had a exactly 2 cups of processed cheese cubes

Granted, then I will dropped it on the floor

I wish my life was never boring

Granted, ALL THINGS ARE EXCITING! YOU DIED OF DEHIDRATION FROM THE SWEAT FROM ALL THE EXCITING THINGS [/caps]

i wish i can meet Alice Margatroid. and she doesn't kill me with her dolls.

Granted but you have to "GRAZE" through a barrage of bullets that is known as Gensokyo

i wish i had a more durable mouse

Granted, it's made out of iron. You can't move it. EVER.

I wish my cat didn't nudge me to feed him even when he has food.

Granted. Your cat does nothing. And DIED.

I wish i can graze through gensokyo

Granted. You'll become a cow and graze all day round.

I wish UBW will be released for DVD tomorrow.