Granted, tadaan. xD

I wish Spring break won't end.

Granted, but assignments have figured out a loophole and break through the bounderies to give u more work during ur spring break (@,@)

i wish onii-chan were here >,<

Granted, but he anounced his retirement like wind.

I wish i had money for the bus.

Granted but not enough to go back home

i wish i have ice cream right now

Granted, but it melted.

I wish there was something to do.

Granted, you got 3 times the assignment u get everyday

i wish there wasn't day light savings >_<

granted, now the world is in chaos because the sun rose earlier(or later) and the people who manage nuclear powerplants were late for world and BOOM!

death to all

I wish my dog was a zombie

granted, but it get's ran over by solo in a spec C STi.

I wish it would stop raining.

granted, the rain stopped, but now GIANT MOLTEN ROCKS RAIN FROM THE SKY! (its not normal rain, its different)

I wish typos would leave me alone (I typed "world" instead of "work" on my previous post)

Granted. Your keyboard breaks.

I wish that typos would leave me alone.

Granted, but then nothing else would.

I wish i was at elements house.

granted, but then you sat in the birthday chair and died and then I came home and threw you over then fence.

I wish that it would stop raining whenever I go outside and it can continue when Im indoors.

Granted, but then it snowed.

I wish i wasnt raining so my mom would drive me.

Granted, but your dad drove you instead.

I wish I could go take the damn Sage practical test.

Granted, but u failed in a random way

I wish JTs song wasnt so long.

Granted, they were 1 second long

I wish... for war and no peace.

Granted, uve just been shot.

I wish the earth was pacman.
(gotta admit thatd be sweet)

Granted, you were on his mouth when it opened and the force from that flung you into outer space.

I wish.

Granted...

I wish that made more sense.

Granted but it was a horrible wish

i wish it wasn't a horrible wish

granted, but it's a terrible wish

I wish the moon was big like in the animes

granted, you got a bonus and the world became anime-like

I wish doujins werent weird

Granted, doujins just don't exist.

I wish i got 100$ every time someone made fun of my hair (yes, I actually have some now)

Granted, but they used counterfiet money to pay u.

I wish element had a pet deer. o.O

granted, then I named it bambi and it pwned your deer in a fight

I wish i had a permanente marker right now

Granted, but breeeshwa stole it.

I wish breeeshwa was dead.

granted, now breeeshwa is a zombie

I wish more games enables you to use playable zombie characters

Granted, but then they got boring FAST.

I wish u would stop talking bout zombies already.

granted, now I'll start talking about the undead in general

I wish king arthas would lend me his frostmourne

Granted, but it was a bomb too.

I wish normal ppl werent so hard to come by.

granted, but billions of newbs came

I wish that it was warmer

Granted, but it blew up too.

I wish i had abear.

gratned, but Borat and and stole it

I wish Borat was here so I can punch him. With Franklin rock

Granted, but ur franklin rock broke.

I wish I had a franklin rock that was indestructable.

granted, but franklin killed you

I wish it wont rain tmr like weathernetwork says it will

Granted, but u were cursed sorta like dracula so u couldnt go outside or ud get large bumps on ur arm.

I wish that wasnt so long.

granted, but then my wish was not corrupt

bwhahahaha dracula sucks, I wish i was more like Arc the vampire, she rules.

granted, now you got pwned like her

I wish I was doppel, honorable AND evil

Granted, but I killed u and stole all ur drops and got the super huge MvP thing over my head.

I wish the shoulder dance was more known around the world.

granted, but then the world blew up cause everyone was doing the dance

I wish solo will screw up with the sholder dance and get stuck in africa

granted, now the world blew up due to sheer stupidity

I wish the SinX population was lesser

Granted, but they had to wipe to do so and u lost all ur stuff.

I wish i was LESS stealth.

granted, but thast impossible since you're the least stealth person in the world

I wish solo was MORE stealth so he can actually escape a sleeping baby

granted, now you got a "kick me" sign on your back even you are hiding, using stealth, and chasewalking

FAiled to grant, u used up ur last wish.

I wish i was less crazy.

granted, but you're still crazy...

I wish this my internet connection was faster, I always post late

Granted, but u posted too early and it made u look stupid.

I wish my comp looked awesomelyer.

granted, the wish also affected me so now our comps both look awesomelyer

I wish batman kicked superman's ass

granted, but superman killed batman after he got beat up

I wish i had swifer my desk is dusty

Granted, but the music came on and it never stopped only inside ur room.

I wish i get this post b4 element.