Granted but its sold out before you can buy it

I wish my connection become more stable

Granted. Horses started coming in and rests on it.

I wish for a Yukkuri.

Granted. They'll haunt you every night

I wish i will obtain the power of the shining finger of Domon

Granted. You will shine so much that you can't even look at the mirror again. Prepare for a bad hair day of doom~

I wish I have power of a GM.

Granted, but then the normal people start asking you so much you wish you weren't a GM

I wish to watch Angel Beats episode 7 much earlier..

Granted. You will miss the rest of the series.

I wish I can corrupt the wish of the person who's going to corrupt mine.

I won't corrupt your wish.

I wish LC saw this

Granted. They have Least Concern about it.

I wish I can eat lots of my favorite food at home <3

Granted. You'll get fat.

I wish I had the ability to protect myself and my friends with a kunai

Granted. You'll kill all others with your kunai.

I wish I could cap my Lire.

Granted. You now have capped your lire now your account will be deleted.. You will be banned in the server.. And the party van will come get you..


I wish that this wish will be corrupted..

Granted,i just corrupted your wish..right there *points*

I wish and i wish for i wish

Granted.. Now suffer the consequences of the corruption of the corruption of the corruption of your wish and wish for a wish..


I wish for nonsense..

Granted, But it will make sense

I wish for cookies

Granted.. Here's your cookie.. But beware the cookie monster..




I wish for the nothing..

Granted, but something appeared

I wish for no scary stuffs

Granted,but there're already scary stuff like...cookie monster?Nah,they're cute!

I wish for for for for for

Granted instead of for for for for for you get this horrible song instead..

You cant make up your mind, mind, mind, mind, mind
Please dont waste my time, time, time, time, time
Im not tryin to rewind, wind, wind, wind, wind
I wish our hearts could come together as one

I wish for Justin Bieber to be devoured by zombies..

Granted, but the he goes all Thriller-ey and R**es one of the greatest classics of our time.
(Oh god, please don't)

I wish for a nice hat.

granted, but it has poop inside

i wish for more anime

Granted,but i deleted them,sorry.

I wish for kdfiovasegbuhnidsffsdw

Granted.. Now that is the only word that you can say.. And that is the only word that you can hear.. And that is the only word that you can unders-kdfiovasegbuhnidsffsdw kdfiovasegbuhnidsffsdw kdfiovasegbuhnidsffsdw..

I wish for Shandyz to be AWESOME!!11!

Granted, but only for 1 sec cause he deleted my animes ^^ (jk)

I wish for you !!

Granted, but u will die by my AWESOMENESS !!

I wish for hot latte

granted but you'll spill it to your nc white shirt

I wish for something new

Granted, you will get new Bad luck and stress

I wish for a new good game to be released faster

Granted, Game with Tittle "A New Good Game" is release faster for ATARI console

I wish ... I wish ..... I wish ... , hmm ... I wish i know what should i wish ...

granted but tou forgot you're whole family

I wish for no tests ^^

Granted,now the test pwn you for canceling them.

I wish for that and this

granted but it turned to these and those

I wish for everything

Granted, but instead you get everyone.
What do you mean everyone?
EVERYONE!!!

I am in wish for much of fish.

Granted, but you will be hunted by AoM for all eternity.

I wish for an excuse to have a break.

Granted but you will be punished by the police

I wish to play guitar hero again

Granted but you have six buttons instead of five.

I wish for everything ever created.

granted but you did'nt exist

I wish for cookies

Granted, but the cookies are evil monsters and they eat you alive.

I wanna be a billionaire.!

Granted, but then you are robbed and if unlucky you are killed

I want to live a good life

Agreed, but the life you live are so good that you are terrified from death and every moment of your life is filled with terrible fear.

I wish I had a pet falcon.

granted but It will eat your eye out

I wish for a new laptop

Granted but a minute you opened it the windows experienced Blue Screen of Death and all the insides are toast with your warranty invalid

I wish for something

Granted, but BAWOUGHAWIYAOUWAOOO

Drunk Thief EPIC FAIL! There was no Wish!

Wish : I wish Drunk Thief can make a wish next time

CORRUPTED!

aww, theres no wish there~

i wish there are more wish to be corrupted and drunk_thief can just sit in the corner and get more drunk

Granted, but drunk_thief will corrupt it somehow with his drunken power.

I wish someone will reply to this post.

Seemingly, the best way to corrupt this wish is to just not answer, so i'll just corrupt the corruption by answering.
ZOMG.

I wish the whole world was made out of JAAAAZZZZ.

granted but you will be the only one with a sssssnaake tonggguee

i wish i could offer some of you to worldweb so this forum will always running

granted but you will not be included =)
I wish I will become an Asassin