Granted, nothing happens to me, and u got assassinated.

I wish Lord could actually corrupt my wishes in a way that makes it corrupt.

Granted, you'r wish is corrupted. Hahaha.

I wish solo died.

Granted, but my hier continued making fun of how u r incapable of corrupting good.

I seriously wish somebody would make a better corruption for my wishes, since Lord still makes less interesting ones.

Granted, but you have to give me a proper wish for me to corrupt first... xD

I wish everone in the forum would possibly meet one another in a specific location

Granted, we all died and met in hell.

I wish i could remember something that i forgot to do today.

Granted, I started poking you till you remember....

I wish solo would remember what he was supposed to... know..

Granted, but i forgot how to move any part of my body in return, which would leave me incapable of doing what i was suppose to do.

I wish I had those shoes already.

Granted, but the following day a rat ate a hole through it...

I wish I knew some random things...

Granted, a2=b2+c2-2bcCos A, a guy got shot 150 years ago, hot dogs had really wierd names back then.

I wish i didnt have to type all those things.

Granted, next time whenever I wish something random, dont grant it.. lol

I wish element would show up more...

Granted, he got fired from his job and destroyed u for making that wish.

I wish I got his pay.

Granted, you tried to steal it but also destroyed you... and me for sharing it with me...

I wish element didn't destroy us..

Granted, here is the last day of existance for the 3rd planet from the sun.

I wish there were more soap despenser refills for me to destroy in my school.

Granted, but they'll stink if u broke them D:

I wish that cat didn't eat the bird D:

Granted, it happened the other way around...

I wish finals and provs were over already.

Granted, but you get no summer.

I wish that people were more smart.

Granted, in return, u lost all, if any, form of intelligence u had.

I wish that penny i threw at the massive-bearded guy actually hit him instead of getting pulled back by the wind.

Granted... but it went through his beard this time...

I wish I had more cash to buy a new laptop

Granted, it was a custom laptop made by me out of the guys beard and a sheet of metal bonded to a block of wood.

I wish i didnt have to wait so long for rise of the silver surfer.

Granted. It sucks even more hard then it normally would.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but then u exceeded ur brain capacity and died w/o wishing yet.

I wish cats didnt hide guns inside theire mouths.

(solo-sama, ur bullying on people again D: ... ... which is bad pfft!)

granted but they hid them on their paws instead... didn't made sense though

I wish cats can talk and wear boots

Granted, they went around the world kicking ppls face while yelling out random stuff really loud.

I wish that the guy who dressed up as a power ranger had all his friends dress up too.

Granted, seeming that you wanted to wedgie them all... they summoned their "Oh so powerfull robots" (which were just people who were dressed up again) and started pounding you... (sorry x3)

I wish life was kinda like ragna... and that everybody was'nt so cocky about stuff..

granted but you were eaten by a swarm of rabid porings

I wish I had a tail

Granted, u became a squirrel.

I wish i wasnt so tired.

Granted, some huge muscle bound chick was massaging you to death....

I wish I knew where porings came from...

Granted. They come from your..... Mouth!
I wish porings dinin´t come out of Snipah´s mouth.

Granted, it didn't come from my mouth and that I forgot where they came from...

I wish I had the ability to tamper with the laws of physics...

Granted but your head explodes from the weight of the power.

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom

Granted, u still accumulated feces and urine somewhere inside ur body and died from it.

I wish corrupting wishes wasnt so easy.

granted, 1 IQ higher and you had the IQ of a rock! (jk jk)

I wish doughnuts also came in square shapes..

Granted, but it wasn't called doughnuts anymore ...it was called ...uhh ...something horrible

i wish doughnuts were free and less fatty

Granted, everytime you got (free) doughnuts... I ate them...

I wish flies didn't exist... (seriously...)

granted but mosquitoes replaced them ... D:

i wish mosquitoes didn't exist (im not kidding, they kill innocent people D: )

granted, but fishes which feeds by mosquito larvas died because of starvation, and the other animals which feeds by that fishes died because of starvation too, and so... later... the balance of earth lost becasue of this mosquito larvas and all of us doomed to death.

I wish I can speak Korean language like a native Korean speaker just now (9 months of studying didn't helped much)

Granted, u forgot every other language.

I wish it was "getting bored" time again, if u know what "getting bored" for me is.

i don't know what you mean but then you get grounded for five years.

i wish i had Ragnarok the Animation ( whole season) on DVD.

Granted, but .... um... you Television exploded (and your computer, too)

I wish I already had the expansions installed

Lol. More time for getting bored.

Granted, ur eyes player broke so u couldnt see, then soon after, RBO was deleted.

I wish the ppl from way back when lemon style was here came back.

I beat you to it =P

Granted, but we 'came' into the future, too

I wish I can study instead of going to college XD

Granted... you were bored...

I wish I could be more... happy..

you become so happy you spaz out and jump of a mountain

i wish i could make awsome signitures!

Granted... You know so much about siggyz that you dont want to make them anymore cuz they're boring! (well no not really... siggyz are kewl...)

I wish... uhm... I wish... yeah... I wish... I was given 1 wish.... and that It would'nt be corrupted T~T granting that wish,...

granted but then you were banned from the topic for not havving a corrupted wish

i wish my bro got a new mother bord so he could use his computor and i got his lap top!

Granted, the laptop broke.

I wish time randomly went at random speeds.

What's the integral of time?

Granted, but it doesn't make a difference. (When time goes fast, we are fast too. And vice versa)

I wish I can make a game in a second

Granted, it turned out like that game where u game over when u press start.

I wish that game wasnt so stupid

granted, the game suks even worse and no 1 plays

i wish there was an anime chanel with every anime in the world on it

Granted, but anime are produced faster than they could broadcast it (you said one channel)

If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs