Granted, but they got too lazy to do so.

I wish cheese could fly.

Granted, and thus cheeseburgers and pizzas ceased to exist. :]

I wish I was mage. *stormgust fenzy* =^^=

Granted, but u didnt know what to do and how to do anything so u accidentally firebolted yourself.

I wish it was spring break already.

Granted, but spring broke into two, causing Summer to arrive early, and the next winter to be cut off to spring.

I wish old people were... older.

Granted, but they were too old and they died b4 u even knew they got older. o.O

I wish it was 5 hours later.

Granted but all the clocks still stayed the same

I wish cars can fly

Granted, but then ppl started doing drive-bys on passenger planes.

I wish blue turtle-eating chimpanzees existed.

Wish was granted by the evolutionary choices by the natural world, but they died of extinction a mere second after creation.

I wish.... for nothing! :3!

Granted, but u got a wish...

I wish this day wasnt so boring.

Granted, its made interesting cause soldiers bashed into your house, broke everything, and raped you.

I wish that my eyes didnt burn so much from playing the computer from 11 in the morning to 7 at night.

Granted, but they burned twice as bad on other hours

I wish these ads would stop popping up.

granted, but soldiers raped you next

I wish soldiers wont rape me

Granted, but old guys who cant shutup that u met inside a bus raped u.

I wish that guy me and element saw inside the bus that wouldnt shutup didnt exist.

granted, you were raped by dickgirls

I wish I won't get raped by anyone

Granted, But u got murdured instead.

I wish i wasnt moving away.

granted, now you're stuck in the current cell you're in... forever!

I wish people would stop throwing phoenix downs at me

Granted, but then they threw a mixture of bird crap and mountain dew

I wish there were 2 headed rabbits

granted, and the rabbits dominated the earth and stole all our womenz T_T

I wish pizza was free

My bad, ill edit it and u edit in a granted part...

Granted, but then everybody turned fat

I wish school didnt seem soooo long.

granted, now everyone graduated without knowing anything and society was ran by idiots which turned into economic, mental, moral ruin

I wish idiots didn't exist

Granted, but then the world was unpopulated xD

I wish retarded ppl didnt exist.

haha, lol

granted, now you were erased from existence

I wish assassins can weild axes

Granted, but they looked stupid and ppl laughed at them when they got killed

lol, forgot again?

I wish rogues don't strip people, its perverted and unfair

Granted, but now dancers are becoming the ones that are stripping you, which then bards smashed you with their guitars, then they threw your dead body into the Lutie toy factory to be made into biomechanical toys!

I wish the world was less square.

Granted, but then it became rectangle.

I wish everything was made of plastic

Granted, we all died from starvation.

I wish I could beat SinXs in PvP. D:

Granted, but you got pwned by a champ afterwards

I wish servers didnt screw up so badly so often.

Granted, you discovered iRO. =0 (btw, which private serv you in?)

I wish Stalkers had more skills. ~_~

Granted, but they died because of their ability to use Play Dead, but lacking the ability to use it again to return to normal.

I wished there were some kind of crazy game that had everything.


P.S.: Vygo, take that to PM, Administration doesn't allow anyone to talk about private servers here :3

Granted, but then too many ppl played and made it super laggy.

I wish lag didnt exist.

(orly? *edits*)

Granted. Noobs in FPS games stop complaining about lag, claim that your a hacker, and votekick you.

I wish Vygo would not make posts saying "(orly? *edits*)

Granted but somebody else posted it instead

i wish Land of the Dead was never released >_<

(orly? *edits*)
lol, she has granted thy wish

granted, now zombies are released from hell in real life

I wish emos would just die

(oh noes >,<)

Granted but the hippy population grew bigger

i wish for ...uhhm... an awesome Gundam

hey, atleast they're less annoying

granted, you got a gundam deathscythe, its sooo awesome that no power in the universe can corrupt your wish

I wish for a chicken burger

Granted, you get a live chicken in a bun.

I wish I was a PineApple

granted, deadtim ate you because he didn't get his KFC CHICKEN BURGER!

I wish kfc supplied me with food forever!

Granted, but you died of diabetes.

I wish school didn't exist.

granted, now people don't know anything and all of them died for their sheer stupidity

I wish for an iron stomach

Granted but it gave u real iron stomach and increased the chance of you getting hit by lighting to 60%

i wish for a wide screen plasma TV

Granted, it's made out of wood.

I wish I had a better computer TT_TT

Granted, but it was a Mac.

I wish people would care more about our environment.

granted, uhhh... then I kill them all... I hate nature people

I wish people would stop ranting about "world peace"

Not granted, no one ever ranted about world peace, it was just a cover up to make money. =P

I wish deadtim didn't hate nature people. (yea im out of creativity today)

granted, but I still kill them anyway... they make GOOD fertilizer

I wish I could see jesus x mary pron.. (no, don't strike me down GOD!)

Granted, but it was censored.

I wish religion never existed.

Granted but God exist so he punished all those who did not know him (which means all of us T^T)

i wish panda bear's poppulation grew big and is legal to keep them as pets

Granted, but they started to kill 'lil babies.

I wish I were in Sacramento. ;_;