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Sythroz
Granted, but their mother cooked both for dinner.

I wish kaizer can taste that exotic recipe.
kaizer12
Granted.. It was so good that I decided that I want to eat Sythroz and I killed him and cooked him.. lol..

I wish Sythroz could eat delicious foods..
Sythroz
Granted, one of them was named 'kaizer a la christmas turkey'. Bon apetit!~

I wish kaizer has a nice day.
Angel of Mystic`
Granted, since no one didn't challenge him, he decides to make a party for everyone in this forum. But the only question is... Who is he inviting? '_';

I wish something good happens to kaizer and sythro xD.
Sythroz
Granted, they both die from random reasons each, ending all of their pains.
Meanwhile Sythroz points to sythro and says "Fool clone, learn to never try to mimic me again!"

I wish someone do the corrupting part of the wish that Angel of Mystic` granted.
kaizer12
Granted.. I now grant you the power Sythroz to corrupt Angel of Msytic` wishes but because great power comes great responsibility you will be responsible for all the bad things that will happen and you must pay for it with your life..

I wish for the advancement of technology..
Sythroz
Granted, the technology advances to the point of creating transformers that pwn you everyday.

I wish Eiffel Tower be upside down to amaze again the people that got bored of it.
solomaster
Granted, but it sunk into the Earth under its own weight and split it into four seperate pieces, which completely screwed up the center of gravity and all flew in arndom directions.

I wish this keyboard was as aweosme as the one i used this morning.
kaizer12
Granted.. It was so awesome that you couldn't stop typing.. You became addicted to it.. You never stopped typing until your fingers are so sore that they becomes paralyzed and the nerves on your hands became so stiff that you now lost control of your own hands and your uncontrollable hands punched you in the face and the groin..

I wish that my eyes are not sore..
solomaster
Granted, i took them out of your face and gave them to a hobo. Now theyre his eyes.

I wish links could be colorized here.
kaizer12
Granted.. It is now rainbow colored and it will make your eyes so sore that you will be clawing them out of their sockets..

I wish I have enough money to give to all of you guys here..
Sythroz
Granted, you give it all then turn super poor and needs some of it desperatly, but no one wants to give it back.

I wish for spam in more flavours.
kaizer12
Granted.. I now give you Crappy Crap Spam.. Special Cow Brain Spam.. Digustingly Flavorless Spam.. Yucky Vegetable Spam for vegetarians.. Rotten Spam with worms.. And more is still to come..

I wish Sythroz could eat all those Spam..
arkeden
Granted, he ate but accidently eat you by accident

i wish that i got gm power!

Sythroz
Granted, but then you wake up and it was a dream.

I wish I could corrupt ppl's wishes.
kaizer12
Granted but I corrupted your wish to corrupt wishes so now you can corrupt a corrupted wish but by doing so you uncorrupt a corrupted wish that you wish that you have corrupted.. Corrupted wishes that has been corrupted by your wish to corrupt will not be corrupted since to corrupt a corrupted wish you need to corrupt the corrupted wish again making the corrupted corrupt wish be uncorrupted.. But eventhough the corrupted corrupt wish has been uncorrupted you still have corrupted the wish and thus proves that I corrupted your wish to corrupt a wish..

I wish Sythroz understands all of this..
arkeden
Granted, yes he understand that you are a talkative idiot!

I wish i got super power and people can't corrupt it!
kaizer12
Granted.. You have the power to be immune to wish corruption.. Then I shot you in the head..
Kaizer: Where is your power now??
arkeden: .................. *dead

I wish arkeden will have super powers..
arkeden
Granted,

Arkeden: how dare you kill me!

Kaizer12: *gulp*

Arkeden: die!!!!

Arkeden shoot a laserbeam at kaizer12

Kaizer12:nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish kaizer12 is 21reziak
Angel of Mystic`
Granted, but since his name is reversed, now his calmness, power, and personality will also be the opposite. The good thing is that he is powerful, when reversed he is weak. However, now you must deal with his violent characteristics and hyper attitude. The calculation of his calmness be4 was 83.2%, but now he is 83.2% hyperactive and violent! The weakness and violent added together would give you an unpredictable weak or dangerous attempt against him. XD Have fun.

I wish arkeden can give kaizer a gift.
arkeden
Granted, i give you as a gift

I wish that i have the power!!!!
kaizer12
Granted.. Now arkeden.. I give you the ultimate power.. I bestow upon you the POWER TO FART VERY LOUD.. Hahaha! Use it well..

I wish arkeden could fart very loud..
Angel of Mystic`
Granted, the fart powers are starting to irritate the citizens in town. But since he wants the power to save people, he has no choice but to use them against the bad guys. The good side was that the villians are defeated by his powers, but the bad side was that the smell was a bit strong...

I wish kaizer has more time to get on lol.
linshao
granted but now his monitor explodes clsoe to his face lol.


i wish i could steal the numbers of spam from kaizer so he need to start all again gg.gif
kaizer12
Granted.. I now give you my number.. WTF.. The system produces an error.. I now have infinite numbers of spam while you got a negative 10000000000000000000000000 number..


I wish all everything is simple..
Sythroz
Granted, all everything is smashed to a microscopic bean, and you're inside it.

I wish arkeden be more evil.
linshao
granted but now arkeden is so lovely so he wanan hug and kiss you lol

i wish a new house.
Darsk
granted, but then it became the monster house

i wish i had super mario galaxy
linshao
granted ( if you mean that page you ip is destroyed)

if you mean the game you are inside it and i turn off the console so you died of boredoom lol.

i wish a new hddof 300 gigas.
Sythroz
Granted, but it's broken and you can't record data on it.

I wish I could be there so I wouldn't be here.
arkeden
Granted, you get telepoted at the T.H.E.R.'.E.' dimension which means The Hell Evil Room ' Eeeekkk!! '

i wish I can fight you
Sythroz
Granted, we fight and you get pwned.

I wish for even more Spam.
Angel of Mystic`
Granted, the spam now is overflowing the entire forum system. The good thing is that you can still spam ^^. The bad is that you need to get on with your school. =P

I wish Sythroz can fly.
kaizer12
Granted.. Fly.. Sythroz.. FLY.. BLAG!!!! Ooops.. I forgot about the ceiling.. Hey guys get the ladder.. Sythroz's head is stuck in the ceiling.. And don't forget to get the camera.. lol..

I wish for Angel of Msytic` to sing in a concert..
linshao
granted . angel sing the concert you listened and your mouth is making bubbles because you need spam so much in rbo forum but the voice of angel make you stay 4EVER gg.gif

i wish more time in work than in rbo forum

( gg.gif let s see how corrup this wish.. i know you wanna say that but now i could ake you say the opposite muahahaha gg.gif )
kaizer12
Granted.. You eill now have a lot of time in work.. But too much work made you a lifeless workaholic zombie that has nothing left to do but work, work, and work more.. We pity your condition..

I wish the page will load faster..
linshao
(ewww more work dam it XD) granted but it load so fast that your net change pages with you looking and close.

i wish more money : D
kaizer12
Granted.. Now you have lots of money but robbers, kidnappers, and other shady characters are lurking outside your house trying to steal your money..

I wish that more people wish in this topic..
linshao
granted but now all people pass you in spaming post.

i wish appear in a terror movie
Angel of Mystic`
(Whoa, wait... who? XDD)

Uhhhh Granted... Umm... Er... ic.gif Kaizer has appeared in the terror movie. But as soon as the movie starts, he jumps and rips out from the movie screen. All the people started to throw popcorn at him, therefore he ate the popcorn that were flying towards him and ate the ppl in the front seats. Lol.

I wish linshao was acting in a play.
linshao
granted but i come after work at 3 and half am and overslept at 11 am of the next day ( damit i waned come early, awww so cute angel <333)

i wish a hug from angel.

(sure kaizer or solo will make you slap me or kick in the >_>U)<-- i m not giving ideas ok.
Darsk
granted, but then kaizer and solo slapped u. lol

i wish for a better life.
Sythroz
QUOTE(Angel of Mystic` @ Nov 13 2007, 04:05 AM) *
The bad is that you need to get on with your school. =P
Highschool. =P And I'm almost finishing it. Just one graduation work and some more random field trip classes to go. lol


Granted, your computer is destroyed and now you have a better life.

I wish kaizer gain a horse.
kaizer12
Granted.. Sythroz felt something strange.. He felt a burning sensation.. He fell down on fours.. His arms and legs lengthen.. His hairs grows longer.. A tail shoots out from his butt.. Now Sythroz.. You are a horse..

I wish Sythroz becomes a fast racing horse..
Angel of Mystic`
XDD Granted, making horse sounds he was placed in the race and was fed with carrots... But the huge news strucked him when he found out that he was going to be a "Racing horse". With no chance of denial... a guy strapped a saddle behind him and he trotted towards the track. There, a guy sat on his back, and when the gun shot sounded.... He ran with all his strenghth knocking and passing the rest of the horses. When he had claimed first place, he stood on the 1st place stand and made a speech. After the race... everyone was shocked. XDD

I wish kaizer is an olympian. XP
Sythroz
Granted, kaizer suddenly appeared at Sythroz side and neighed "Haha, I'm faster than you! I am an olympian horse!". He rised up his tail, pooped abundantly, got ready, ran, and seconds later hit his head on an wall, fainting. Sythroz went back to his human form and said "please, some veterinarian help him before it gets worse". And left the saddle on kaizer's back.

I wish some veterinarian helps kaizer get better.
kaizer12
Granted.. The veterinarian pulls out a HUGE syringe from his pocket and injects it on the horse's butt.. Wait a minute? Your not Kaizer? Your Sythroz.. He then pulls out the huge syringe quickly and the needle broke and is still implanted on Sythroz' butt..

I wish Angel and Sythroz goes out on a date..
Sythroz
Granted, they go riding kaizer wich got various huge broken syringe needles injected on his butt. People at the street think the horse has implanted antennas, wich looks like a modern fashion. But Sythroz replies "Please, don't laugh, it's not his fault. He born like that. ...lol? Err, I mean, hey ppl, stop trying to make me laugh! pif.gif".

I wish someone take out the needles from kaizer's butt before it gets dormant.
Angel of Mystic`
Granted xD, the veterinarians appear again surrounding us. And suddenly, they pulled out what appears to be a tweezer. Since kaizer predicted that they might break the tweezer and doesn't want another object stuck on his butt. He ran for his life throwing rocks at the veterinarians who were charging angrily after him... I tripped kaizer and the impact was this:
Kaizer: -slow motion fall-
Me: -stares-
Kaizer: -bangs on the concrete floor and the object came out-
Me: -raises both of my arms waving- YAY! He's alive! XD

I wish I was an angeling. =3
kaizer12
Granted.. You are now an Angeling..
*a Guild of level 99 chars appeared just after WoE..
Guildmaster: Look guys! An angeling..
Member1: I'll PM all the guild members and all extension guilds too..
After 5 minutes..
Guildmaster: Attack!!!!
That is the story why guildmaster now has an angel wing..


I wish Sythroz gives flowers to Angel of Mystic`..
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