What the....?

Good: Kaizer was taking a bath with Jason. (that is good?)

Bad: Jason made the water all bloody.

Worse: Now I have to take a bloody bath.. And have to clean the bloody bathroom.. AND kick jason's butt for making a bloody mess.. He still has his bloody chainsaw though..

Good: I am imortal

Bad: You're also immoral.. lol.. It rhymes..

Worse: U were also cursed to uglyness no matter what u tried to do about it.

Good: We are all happy and did happy things..

Bad: I shot kaizer out of happiness and made everybody sad.

Worse: kaizer's zombie ate your brains

Worse=about the good.

Good: Darsk posted correctly in my topic.

Bad: His post was so crappy that the topic was immediately closed and deleted..

Worse: He was banned from the forum as well as solo, because the post was a crap.

Good: I was allowed to ban Lord for the next 12 years 11 months and 22 days. About when Lord is 25.

Bad: Lord will get angry at solo

Worse: Due to extreme boredom solo decided to extend Lord's ban until he's 70 and decided to ban arkeden too..

Good: Sembreak is almost here

Bad: You still need to attend super special classes this sembreak..

Worse: Those who post in this topic will die because of the sembreak special class

Good: Feild Trip is coming

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Worse: Everyone enjoyed a lot and made many wonderful memories at the field tripexcept you have a flu and have to stay at home..

Worse: Everyone have the bird flu diseases and miss the fill trip

Good: We got a new Game console!!!
(Kaizer and i seemed to have post the previous message at the same time)

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Worse: It has a faulty controller, 1 bit graphics, no sound and has crappy games.. And the angry video game nerd talked trash about it..

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Bad: the guy named nothing got worse

Worse: the guy change his name to worse

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Bad: And the guy who killed himself had the name MetaFurionX

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Good: Im getting married on October 20, 2007 and im pregnant......LOL JUST KIDDING!!!

Ok here is the real one:

Good: My internet is very fast today

Bad: You became the target of many viruses, worms and trojans. And also my favorite one, Brontoc..

Worse: Having those attracted kaizer to your comp, who did all these RANDOM things to it as an attempt yo fix it.

Good: I'm happy so I gave everyone some free hotdogs, cakes, icecreams, presents and tons of cash..

Bad: Darsk got food poisoning from the food and we all sued u.

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Good: Darsk new name is Pigucha.. And I think its a wonderful name..

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Worse: everything in Austrailia became poisonous

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Bad: Everyone drank poison and foam came out from thier mouths and they wiggle on the streets like fishes out of water..

Worse: The streets turned into acid and everybody died.

Good: Solo has gained an ultimate power..

Bad: It is the ultimate power of farting.

Worse: I killed everybody in the world with it.

I should add the rule of making the good about urself. Its more balanced that way. Ill do that tmrw so its ffa til i do.

*fanfare* Duker joins the thread!

Good: I started posting in this thread.

Bad: He posted crappy things and we threw him out of the forums..

Worse: Duker came back with Donald Trump

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