I can eat things that should not be eaten.

i can eat those who eat what is forbidden to consume lol

I eat secret things..

i can eat things that no one knows what it is and it tastes like kiwi.

I can eat unknown things that has unknown tastes..

I can eat myself... but I won't, since that would be cannibalism.

i eat food (gasp)

I can eat things not considered as food..

i can eat pencils....

I can eat paper..

I can eat cat-food.

I can eat cats..

I can eat things that i don't know know about! >: D

I can eat things that I thought I cannot eat..

i can eat fruits im allergic to...

...o wait i cant

i can eat my stinking motherboard....

I can eat bits and bytes.. Giga and Mega of them..

I can eat exobytes of data. (Exobyte = 1000 Petabyte = 1 000 000 Terabyte = 1 000 000 000 Gigabyte)

I can eat exo-things..

i can eat your siggy!

I can force someone to eat my toenail.

I can eat the "FORCE"..

I can eat you while you're eating.

I can eat while being eaten..

I can eat an entire forum.

I can eat multiple posts and messages..

i can eat uhhh.... things that you can't eat!!!!! beat that!!! lolz....

i cant eat the sharpness arrows that hurt and missles ouch i can eat garbage and big dogs and test papers

I can eat pure emptiness..

Lol I can eat things that doesn't exist on any planet including earth! (I wonder how that works =O)

I can eat planets..

I can eat whatever I want to eat.

I can eat what others don't want to eat..

lol, good one.

I can eat Opera.

I can eat souls.. HAHAHAHAHAHA..

I can eat the grim reaper with soul-sauce.

I can eat shinigamis and zanpakutos..

i can eat fairy and there magic wands

I can eat their fairy stories and fairy friends! o,..,o

I can eat ferries and those riding them..

I can eat jalapeño on a stick.

I can eat eat!!

What? I'm not sure if that is even possible.

lol.. This has become a "Brag about things you think you can eat" section.. This is just for fun.. May it be fact or fiction..

I can eat very spicy things..

I can eat .

I cant eat n_n and 0.o and ^.^..

i can eat the mega spicy mega anoying and mega magneto food

lol i can eat hot foods.

I can eat hot dogs..

I can eat hot horses.