I can eat double-posts.

I can eat three..

I can eat five.

I can eat four..

I can't eat four since kaizer just ate it.

i can eat nouns....and nuns lol

I can eat Kira.

I eat six..

Lol i eat posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts after posts and after posts =DDD.

I can eat

i can eat jo000ooo!!....

i can eat the word "j00" XD

I think I already eaten that..

I can eat what's already eaten.

i can eat alot of sweets so i being fast to move *breathing*sneeze*

I can eat #$%^&*..

I can eat whatever kaizer just said lol.

... I can't eat sugar-free pudding.. it's just wrong....

I can eat free sugar..

I can eat any sugar-types! Muahaha!

I can eat Muahaha..

i can eat a story that is deadly like(singapore true ghost stories

I can eat whatever is that..

I can eat this song lol...

THE SASUKE SONG
(to the tune of Rudolph red nosed reign deer.)
(With the random outbursts)

Sasuke the emo ninja
Had a very emo way (Like an emo)
His brother killed his whole family
He was emo after that day (Like an emo)

All of the other Ninjas
Used to laugh and call him names (like emo!)
They never let poor Sasuke
Join in any Ninja games! (Poor Sasuke!)

Then, inside the forest of death
Orochimaru said, (ku ku ku)
Sasuke with your Sharingan,
Won't you be my Sasuke-kun!" (eew)

Then Sasuke left the village
He wanted Orochimaru's strength.
Proving that just for vengeance,
He would got to any length. (what a moron!)

I can eat sasuke.. (eeew).. WTF! I don't eat sasuke.. Who in the right mind will eat him!

Sasuke Confess

I can eat Sasuke's right eye.

I can eat THE EYE..

I want to eat more meat.

I can eat pork (the meat of kings)..

PORK!!!

I can eat 2.4GHz

I can eat double core..

I can eat Quad Core.

I can eat earth's core..

I can eat your core.

I can eat every crazy newground flash that kaizer just posted xDD

i can eat its far away

I can eat whatever rm means to say..

I can eat rm because I know what he means.

I can eat.. whatever.. I'm not in the mood..

I can eat starfruit juice everyday. q_q it's soo friggin' goodddd <3 <3

I can eat burnt stuff..

I can eat unburnt stuff.

I can eat stuffed stuffy stuff..

I can eat HUMAN BEINGS!

I can eat ..

I can eat cannibals.

I can eat thing that cannibals eat..

I can eat the [code] tags.

I can eat [quote] tags..

I can eat the universal help topic.