Read this post if its ur first time!

Simple and easy. Ill explain in examples.


Simple??????

All questions are "Why" questions.
The answers dont always have to be true.
ie:

Ahaha.

Also, no "Because you touch yourself at night".
If anybody asks any bullcrap questions, just dont bother answering.
ie:


Got it?!?

Alright...
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Why did i make this topic?

Because you wanted us to spam more..

Why do people like to spam?

Because Im spamming with them.

Why did kaizer create H.E.L.L.O?

To promote love and peace to the entire forum ooooor because I want to spam more..

Why did solo become a mod?

so that he can pwn people ..... kiddin'

why i have to be in the philippines?

Because you have to be somewhere. Otherwise you didn't born.

Why the hell I have to build the fanciest christmas decoration of the whole street?

because it is your obligation and you will die iof you didn't do it

why is my answer so long? ....

Because you were probably bored and felt like pressing a bunch of buttons to make words and form a long sentence.

Why does my arm hurt?

because you sux at sports

why didn't i cry even when granpa died (true story or not?)

Because you killed him.

Why does this guy on TV look so stupid?

because it is you

Why is solo a popular spam topic creator?

Because he created 10/20 spam topics until now.

Why kamikazes wore helmets?

'coz they want something to protect lolz....

why am i watching senseless soap operas?

Because you're glued to your seat.

Why are you posting here?

'coz i want to and not even ypu can stop me lolz....

why am i playing sniper games?

Because you're a noob on other games..

Why am I posting this late?

Because you got poked, drank some caffine, got excited to spam more, and ... drank more caffine! =D

Why is there a spider crawling across the wall...? (eww..)

For climbing reasons.

Following your reasoning...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the chicken wanted to be famous.. Now he is..

Why do crystals resonate when electric current is applied?

Because they're sensible to it.

Why to be when you can not to be? That's the question.

To achieve what others fail to be..

Why do I feel sleepy?

Because you need to sleep.

Why Nike says just do it when you can let it to be done tomorrow?

Because they will gain more profit if you do it now..

Why did they named this game Ragnarok Battle Offline?

Because its based off Ragnarok Online, you battle stuff, and its offline.

Why am i too lazy to change this one clock in my room an hour back?

Because you'll distort space and time doing that.

Why does spam cost ¥500?

Because Japanese people will feel stupid if they decided to sell it for free..

Why is the sky blue?

Because God thought that any other color would make it look somewhat crappy. Red = Blood, Yellow = Urine, Green = Alien Blood, Orange = Makes Earth look like a fruit, Purple = God didnt like Purple. He didnt bother considering the other colors.

Why does my mouth hurt?

Because you ate knives.

Why dark matter can be found only in outer space?

(@solo's question: I think "because you put random things in it" sounds more interesting.. lol..)

Because Dark matter is a rare element and putting it in the Table of Elements will screw the order because Dark matter consists of two words while the other elements have one..

Why are there no life in other planets?

Because people who has no life live there.

Why the spammer doesn't need to worry?

Because there are Spam Black Pepper, Spam Less Sodium, Spam Garlic, Spam and Cheese, Spam with Bacon, Spam Spread, Spam Fritters, Spam Lite, Spam Golden Honey Grail, Spam Hot and Spicy, Spam Hickory Smoked, and Spam Oven Roasted Turkey..

Why do people come and go?

Because they need to eat, sleep, and spam other topics lol.

Why can't we use viruses as a barrier against hackers (For you know... If the hacker tries hacking it they will receive a virus)?

Actually you can send a virus to the attacker.. But you have to be an uber leet programmer to do it.. So normal people can't to it..

Why is common sense not so common?

Because people get stupider each and every day.

Why cant i manage multiple things once i start up iTunes?

Because it eats up so many resources.. It is greedy and selfish..

Why do stalkers stalk people?

Because they know how to stalk.

Why there are intro topics in The Ultimate Spam Topic (Home)?

Cause if there aren't any intro, then there won't be a topic starter at all from the beginning.

Why do I feel so gloomy?...

Because you have the Gloomy Bear's spirit.

Why Angel of Mystic` asked me stuff?

Cause he feels like it.

Why did Solo make ANOTHER game???

because he want to

why is there only a few people post in my topic? ( POST!)

because you don't advertise too much

why does my music video is taking a while to be edited?

It's probably because the video is too big of a file, or rather something weird will happen... o.o

Why does everyone think I'm a guy lol?

because you are a rocker a.k.a you play rock er.... music?

edit: why are the forum popular?

'coz maybe there are just toomany guys hanging around the forums....

why did i thought that you were a guy....

because of the avatar

why did i thought of you as a girl?

maybe 'coz of my siggy?? or sum other things....

why am i in this thread?

Because you are secretly drawn here by my psychic power..

Why did you do it?

Nike's recommendation.

Why there's a long flood control affecting the spam area?

Because they felt like torturing you but the side effect was that everybody else had it too.

Why does my clock not set itself backwards?

Because your clock lives with the time, and if it went backwards... that would mean we will be un-evolving and turning back into monkeys and apes. Later, the meteor will fly out from earth and the earth seals itself back to the way before and dinosaurs will start munching on us. >>; And as time passes by, we will never know what will happen to us in the end since earth was created by the big bang. Be happy since you don't want your iPod gone XD.

Why can't we use a lot of helium gas and make everyone float?