because everyone will sound like a chipmunk when they speak

why am i so hungry?

Lol... Good point.

You're hungry because a molecule in your stomache cell is saying that you need energy to be buff! So go eat something that isn't junkies, cause then your molecule will be dying of the amount of cholestrole XP.

Why can't the sun swallow earth?

because there is a very vast distance between the sun and earth....

why do i feel like crying?

Because you are a sissy and a noob.. lol..

Why do I feel happy?

because you are happy from my misery lolz....

why am i feeling not so good?....

Because chuck norris punched you in the face with his fist chin.

Why are the most hilarious things from 2D stuff?

Because 3D makes it too complicated.

Why is Nyxo a Mod suddenly??

From Member to Developer to Devonator to Movenator o_O .

Because he is a pro, or probably he interested one of the admin. XP It's possible to be an mod. if you help a lot on the forum, and know the answers to the technical problems.

Why do mosquitoes have to exist...? (Arrrgh i hate them T_T)

Because the pretty little birdies eat them to survive.

Why did the new owners change stuff without asking us members before?

Because theyre stealthy.

Why does my leg keep giving me this wierd feeling where theres something there but its not and it makes me want to destroy it?

Because it don't want to belong to you anymore.

Why does it take so long for my katanas to arrive?

Because katanas takes a long time to make..
Hey kaizer look what I stole.. Looks like a box of katanas.. Seems like they will be sent to some guy named Duk..
STFU! Eeeehm.. Maybe they are just delayed.. Wait for them Duker..

Why do I think about crazy stuff?

Because you are crazy XD. Personally i hope you're not... because i saw you running around with cookies just a minute ago.. lol

Why do people these days ask if they are crazy?

'coz they don't really know if they are crazy am i? am i? am i? am i?

why am i repeating "am I?"

Because you have an am I fetish..

Why do I'm been missing in the spam area?

'coz your hiding from spam terrorist

why am i a little paranoid

Because you got it from me.. It is contageous..

Why do I love her?

Because you doesn't love him.

Why is the Wii infinetly better than PS3?

Because you're a Wii fan.

Why my coke with mentos erupted only 30 ft high?

Because you used diet coke and spearmint mentos..

Why are some people EMOs?

because they feel like it

why is kaizer a spammer?

because he is a very bored man....

why am i eating pizza again?

Because you are selfish and do not want to share it with us..

Why am I drinking so much free juice and coffee here at work?

Because theres a person with a funnel forcing it down into your mouth.

Why am i so bored today?

Because you're feeling an incoming sudden death.

Why solo's going to die?

Because he has reached his boredom limit therefor he is currently on the self destruction phase of his life..

Why do I feel weird and sleepy at the same time?

because you are hypnotised

why do i like to spam?

Because there are different spam for all tastes..

Why do I have tremendous powers?

The powers are only good for eating though, so it is because you eat a lot

why do we have to say why?

Because i said so.

Why do you question why we say what we have to say?

Because i said so (copying you)

why is solomaster called solo?

Because he solo around a lot on the forum XP. You can spot him lurking around here.

Why can't we have field trips in high school...?

becuse you are not a kid!

why do everyone SPAM?

Not everyone likes to spam. Some are just bored and wants to interactive with other users online. It's pretty common in lots of other forums. It's not about talking in gibberish and in punctuations and in weird symbols. If there's no spam, then there's no fun in the forum except to discuss about RBO all the time.

Why are watermelons green instead of red?

Because they will look crappy if it is yellow on the outside and gray in the inside..

Why am I here?

You are here because you want to have fun! And you want someone to keep you awake xD.

Why isn't there anything that rhymes with "month"?

So that you can't use that word in a poem..

Why do the rivers flow?

Rivers flow because they need to get into the ocean... or else we'll all flood and drown from the cause. Plus the state would be in disaster...

Why do dogs have to do a couple of circles to lie in their bed?

because they are looking which side you put your head so he can pee lol ( in humans bed)

in their ones er... because they check if you gave them a little piece of beef.

why we dont get our lazy bums from the chair ?

Because it is glued there..

Why do chickens don't fly?

Because they're glued in our chairs.

Why there's hen plums and glue in our chairs?

because solo wanted us spam mroe and not get out off the chair.


why we dont kill solo? ( joking)

because he will never die. i know. i've tried lol

why are all my consoles nintendo?

because you steal them to sell them later LOL

why i became a spammer?

because you enjoy our company

why arent i writing my fanfic?

because we can t stop with this spam topic of solo XD and we are attached here.

why is not poring scratching belly time?

because porings dont hav bellies

why did the chicken cross the road?(lol)

Because the chicken wanted to be famous.. Now he is..

Why should I hire you for a ninja mission?

( was that joke before or is a de ja vu? )

because i can kick any ass : D and i pw3nd

why still i m awake?

(lol. dejavu)

Because you're not sleeping.

Why we use why to ask why?