because you spend it on useless items for no reason

why do i bother going to school these days..

because you need the allowance you get for going to school

why does this chair is so hot?

Because you live in a hot country

Why am I feeling bored?

cuz like me you have nothing better to do

why dont i have a PS3

Because you have no money to buy one

Why are the best RPG games only out in Japan and have to add a series of month(or even year?) to be released in somewhere else?

Because Japan be selfish.

Why whine?

'cuz you feel all emotional and starts to tantrums about insignificant things

why is it cold in the morning?

because Cirno always comes to everyone's house

why can't i go to gensokyo?

Because you don't have the skill to avoid bullets

Why the spam thread is full of touhou nowadays?

because ray is spamming them (and it is the truth)

why does kitty purr sounds cute?

because it is *drumroll*

omg why am i really attracted to alice~!?

Because you are trasmitting positive ions and her is trasmitting negative ions, so technically and logically you two are attracted to each other.
Also because you like her.

Why complain about it?

Because complaining makes everything better, true story.
Why did you write "technically and logically" when you obviously meant chemically?

Because, long story short, I meant only logically.

Why is Touhou so reckless?

because its just the way it is! Gensokyo without trouble is not gensokyo at all

why am i listening to old music?

because old music is nostalgic
and old

why does alice have to be a buttmonkey in most doujins *angry stare*
ESPECIALLY Walfas here?

Because fan like her that way more

Why my pc is verrrrry slow and have BSOD all the time?

because you need a new pc, and fast

why do i get so many tests in one month!?

because that is the way education kills your ambitions... they want you to fail the test so you could fail in life... its a frickin conspiracy!!

why do i want to buy an arcade controller?

CONSUMERISM. 'nuff said.

Why do I have nohing to ask about?

because you don't

why did i get a test? ON A HOLIDAY?

Its a revenge thing for the teacher... it makes you suffer more

why is it so noisy here

because the world is full of noise (i meant referencing The World Ends With You)

why did one of my deviations get 1000+ views and i didn't notice that?

Because you're busy spamming here at RBO forum.

Why do ppl hate exams?

Because exams take up your time to play games, stress your mind, causes suicidal behaviour, and other things. Consult headmaster before use.

Why did I get another test... after a week ago I got a test... and another the week before... and another the week before too...
(a term test, mind you)

Because it will forge you into a better person XD

Why is summer so hot in the tropics?

because of glow ball warming most likely

why does touhou music sound so good?

Because they emit mystic auras (my fav is Beautiful on touhou unplugged classical)

Why do classic final fantasy games give a sense of nostalgia, even the text fonts and art makes me wonder about the things in the past 90's..

Because they were made a loooooooooooong time ago, duh!

Why does English become the universal language?

Ahhhem..(LOL XD)

There are many answers to this question, but they can be simplified to two complementary reasons:

A) The position of English with relation to the two main historic families of languages used in Europe, the Romance languages and the Germanic languages. and
B) The successive importance of Britain then the USA as world powers.

(Source: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_did_the_engl...ics_of_english)

Why do we don't have magical powers or special abilities that can save mankind...or ourselves?

Because We Breath Air .... And order Pizza at Monday night

Why cant I find Rebuild Evangelion 2.0 You(cant) Advance Movie .Mkv?

Because you have to plunge down into the depths of space in order to find and get it.

Why is my stamina is so low?

Because you built your stats wrong from lvl 1 lolol

Why should I ask why?

Because asking why while wondering why we would withstand answering why..

Why did I post this message?

cause you miss your freinds

why did I join RBO?

Because RBO Forum is one of the most 'fabulous' places on the net ;D

Why did July end?

So that I can wake you up when September ends..

Why did the chicken DID NOT cross the road?

because of this
THIS

Why all the good new game will only be released month later when I'm busy and not now when I'm not busy?

because .. I'M AWESOME

why banana is banana and orange is orange ?

cause it is like that ^^

why do I have to study?

because ur awesome !!

why did the Bla do the Bla and start bla bla ?

because he bla and did the bla and started bla bla

Why is shadow awesome?? ^^

Because he is awesome

Why i joined in why why why and why topick?

cause you like like like and like the topic

why do i love cookies