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Another game, inspired by element, publicized by me, and created by... i have no idea... lets just say element made it.

This cant get any simpler.

Post a would you rather, with only 2 options. Next poster chooses and asks their own. A reason wouldnt be any harm either.
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No inappropriate questions. No inappropriate answers.

Alright.
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Would you rather get shot or be permenently restrained onto a heavy wheelchair with broken wheels for the rest of your life?

permenently restrained onto a heavy wheelchair with broken wheels for the rest of your life because i value my life

would you rather punch someone or release your anger on yourself?

Punch someone, because if i do it to myself, ill look super emo, which could lead to even worse situations.

Would you rather have a til death relationship with a really REALLY ugly girl, or go out with a hot girl for one day, and never get to have any relationships again afterwards?

lol.. I'm late for a few minutes to get the first post..

I'll go with option A.. I see what's beyond and not what's right in front of my face.. lol..

Would you rather kill many for the sake of one or kill one for the sake of many..

kill many for the sake of one because errr maybe..... that one thing is precious to me or something?

would you rather kick solo or punch kaizer?

Kick solo, of course. Because kaizer's cool and solo's stubborn.

Would you rather be killed or kill yourself?

Hmm.. I've killed myself and has been killed plenty of times already.. *some points for you to ponder on.. lol.. Maybe I'll go with being killed..

Would you rather do bad to survive hunger or do good but will eventually starve to death?

Do bad. Very bad manners. To survive is priority.

Would you rather be a crappy mod or a random spammer with 2k posts?

Random spammer.. More fun than being crappy..

Would you rather live a happy worthless life or a very miserable and hard but fulfilling life?

Worthless life. I have too much problems with my fulfilling life.

Would you rather be hit in the head by a watermelon or in the face by a pineapple?

Watermelon.. I like watermelon more than pineapple..

Would you rather need it because you want it or want it because you need it?

Want it because need it. It's more practical.

Would you take a cold shower in the winter or be dirty for the whole winter?

I have high elemental resistances (this is true) so I can take a very cold shower..

Would you rather laugh while crying or cry while laughing?

Laugh while crying, cuz theyre both basically the same thing, since you cant not be laughing while youre crying when your crying while laughing and vice versa.

Would you rather have invincibility for thirty seconds, or have ultimate strength for the same amount of time?

Strength. It'd be enough time to destroy anyone.

Would you rather run naked across a shopping on a holiday or have your head stuck inside a toilet at a tool shop?

Run Naked. Id do it if i wasnt asked that question anyways...depending on the situation.

Would you rather get thrown out a window of a building with infinite stories, or get your arm cut off?

First choice. Since I understood only half of it.

Would you rather eat a poisonous monster and die or be eaten by it and die?

eat a poison monster, cause Im immune to all poisons.

would you rather lick your crap or lick your butt while your crapping

Option #2, since it does nothing relevant.

Would you rather jump from a skyscraper peeing naked in front of cameras or be shot by a bazooka in the ass and survive, having to go to hospital to remove the projectile while the operation is broadcasted?

From the skyscraper. You didnt say the top, so i couldve jumped from the first floor for all anybody knew. And those dan camera ppl will get massive amount of piss on their face.

Would you rather eat a 2 year old sandwich or get stalked by a wierd guy on a bike who somehow knows where you are at all times?

I'll eat the sandwich since I am the weird guy..

Would you rather dive in a swimming pool 8 feet deep filled with crap of lay on the ground while being crapped on by different people?

Ok, I'll believe that 'of' should be 'or'.
Swimming. It's healthier.

Would you rather go emo or stupid?

Stupid. It doesnt directly physically affect me. I might get hurt doing things that were stupid, but still. Screw that reason. Being emo would mean physically hurting urself, while when ur stupid, it doenst exactly mean ur stupid enuf to get urself killed. Theres too many different kinds of stupid, but only 1 kind of emo.

Would you rather be kaizer or Sythroz?

Sythroz. Because it's me.

Would you rather never fart or never burp?

Never burp, since its more obvious to tell who did it and that makes it worse in many situations.

Would you rather be a bird or a shark?

Shark. To be able to kill surfers by accident.

Would you rather be an invincible immoral or an invisible immortal?

Invincible. Tehres no need to be invisable when youre invincible.

Would you rather have the ability to jump super high or run super fast?

Run super fast, because it could give me enough impulse to jump high.

Would you rather sacrifice yourself for your parents or save yourself leaving them to die?

Depends... I'd rather sacrifice myself for them... (but usually parents are suppose to save their own child right?)

Would you rather take the exam or cheat?

Take the exam. I see nothing bad about it.

Would you rather be an unlucky hero or a lucky vilain?

Lucky villain.. It suits me best because I'm lucky and has a dark side..

Would you rather smell the fart of a skunk's rotten butt or have all the hairs in your nose plucked one by one..

Plucked nose hairs. I'm used to it.

Would you rather post one time and die happy or spam a lot and be overspammed til death?

Spam a lot.. It's better to say more and share your ideas than having just one post..

Would you rather save a killer that will eventaully kill you or kill an innocent man to save yourself?

Kill the man. Does it look like id care?? If i killed him then id obviously have a reason, so i wouldnt care.

Would you rather take a shotgun blast to the groin or the head?

I'll take the shotgun to the head.. Less painful..

Would you rather listen to a boring person or watch a boring movie?

The boring person. Its easier to beat the crap out of it if bores me too much.

Would you rather be insanely fat, or mentally inept?

Uhmm.. Insanely fat.. I value my brain more..

Would you rather have you arms cut off or your feet cut off?

Feet. So I could continue spamming.

Would you rather be hit by a train or by an airplane?

Airplane.. That would be cool..

Would you rather have your best friend become your worst enemy or have your worst nemesis become your friend..

Friend into enemy. Does it look like i care?

Would you rather have the forum split into double sidebars or single sidebar?
(IMO, Its easier to read posts w/o sidescrolling with 2.)

Double sidebars.. Looks good with double..

Would you rather do a frontal attack or a back stab?

Front. Its better if they know who did it.

Would you rather watch tv for 24 hours non stop or listen to a radio 24 hours non stop, doing nothing else while you are doing one of them?

(Lol. This new sidebar thing is death for everybody. I cant see the little check mark on the side of ur post, and the only other small square button is the increase warn... )

Watch tv.. I sometimes have difficulty hearing.. Better not make it much worse by subjecting my ears to music torture..

Would you rather have a pet cockroach or a pet centipede?

(The posts looked compressed..)

Pet cockroach. The faster the better when pursuing girls for making them scream.

Would you rather be water soluble or unable to sleep until die of insomnia?

Water Soluble. Id rather stay alive and be ultra stealthy while blended into water rather than die.

Would you rather eat this cookie in front of me while i shove this class of milk into your nose or drink the milk while i shove the cookie?

(Wait... Nose or mouth?) Eat the cookie, then shove the milk in. XD It's easier since if you shove the cookie into a person's mouth then shove a liquid substance... It would be easier to make the cookie softer lol. As for if you shove the milk into the person's mouth first THEN shove the cookie, it will cause something called "Choking". As a consequence, the cookie is solid and it wouldn't taste too good ... SO cookie first then milk ^^ (Cookies <3)

Would you rather drink Coke or Ice Cream Soda?

I'd rather drink coke 'coz ice cream soda kinda' sounds funny and weird and may go all out in your stomach lolz....

Would you rather sit on a cold toilet bowl or sit on a possesed rocking chair?

Cold Toilet bowls ahaha xD Sry, well if you rather sit in a "possessed" rocking chair... You would be possessed by the ghost of the haunted. ^^ And I don't want to be possessed, cause i didn't do anything wrong... (Except to sit on a rocking chair). Lolz, Aren't all toilet seats cold? (Unless if anyone of you has a heating toilet seat... o_O;) BUT, yes... Cold toilet seat to save your butt from being possessed.

Would you rather travel into time or travel into space?

i would rather travel in space 'coz i don't want to alter time 'coz i like my life as it is now and maybe altering time will somewhat alter my present and i will be a crazy dictator of the planet lolz....

would you rather type at home keys or type any way you want?

Type any way I want.. Gives me more freedom..

Would you rather drink ice cold water while laughing or drink hot coffee while laughing?