Read this post if its ur first time!

One of the hardest games here.

The rules are somewhat easy to understand.

The first poster posts about a topic, the 2nd poster makes a short story about it and posts another topic.

o.O

W/e. U get the idea. Please keep content suitable for most readers.

Of course, since this is such a crazy game, ill expect that some ppl might write about the same thing at the same time. If we get double stories about a single topic, the next poster can choose between the two new topics posted and continue the chain. Story titles are completely optional. I just put them in since i dont write untitled stories. Make the length reasonable and make the ending somewhat decent.
Of course, none of it has to be true. It can a real experience or just plain bull...

For comments on other ppls stories, keep them out of your main post using brackets, or seperating them with "---" or something. Also, dont clump your story and topic together. Leave at least a double space in between.

Damn this is crazy. Good luck!

Edit: You can do what kaizer did below, reserve a space for ur story ahead of time, then edit it in.

Starting...
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What happened when you woke up today.

This is a short story.. Looks long because of the spaces..

Waking up for a new tomorrow

5:00 AM
I was startled by the stupid sound of my alarm clock.. I picked it up and threw it at the wall as I resumed my sleep..

5:59 AM
WTF?! WHAT TIME IS IT?? CRAP! IT'S ALREADY LATE!!! I screamed as I saw the sun has already risen..

6:04 AM
After a few more minutes of swearing I rushed to the kitchen and cooks some hotdogs.. As usual I burned one of them and decided to feed it to the sleeping cat outside.. I rammed the hotdog right inside its mouth..

6:28 AM
I've lost so much time feeding the cat so I gave up the idea of eating my hotdogs.. I quickly went to the bathroom to have a bath..

6:44 AM
I've used my uber agility to take a bath and do random things like singing and taking a crap at once and I exited the bathroom feeling refreshed..

6:59 AM
I quickly dressed up and started running towards the door..

7:11 AM
I rushed back inside the house because I forgot to close the torrent and shut down my PC..

7:21 AM
So I'm off again..

7:34 AM
I'm enjoying my fast ride to work.. And I decided to take a nap..

6:10 AM - REAL TIME
I just woken up.. WTF?? Why am I still at home? WTF?! Don't tell that was a dream? F***********************************************************************K!


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Solo was given a tremendous power by an old hobo..

Solo was given a tremendous power by an old hobo..

Solo was shooting people at street as usual when he aimed at an old hobo. But he saw something weird on him, he was... peeing on the corner. Solo thought: "Holy crap! That's a lot of explicit pissing! I have to shot him now." After being shot, the hobo began to fall spinning slowly while tossing pee everywhere (you can picture it), and his last words were: "Random shooter, you're now granted a tremendous power of... of...". He then fell in his wee wee pool making a deep splash. Solo asked wich power it was, but the hobo just said "...tremendous... ...emo..." and died. Solo gave him two last thank you shots in the ass. From this day on, Solo gone crazy running away from cutting objects and emoes.
Years later, an ancient hobo appeared to Solo in one of his random dreams and offered himself to remove his tremendous power. Solo suddenly accepted and it was done. The ancient hobo then vanished saying "Too bad you didn't even try to use your tremendous demolition power. But don't worry, I won't tell anyone you did this crap". From this day on, Solo shot hobos with more insanity intensity. Blehnd.

The Legendary Burnt Pie

The Legendary Burnt Pie

There was once a legendary pie baked by the Baker of Heaven. This pie was so amazing that it even glowed with its own aura. To anyone, it is any flavour. The pie was never too hot or never too cold and everyday, no matter how much was eaten, it would reform itself at 12:01 AM. Of course, there was a pie created to oppose it. The Legendary Pie became corrupted and killed anybody who saw it. It was soon stolen by the Baker of Heavens archnemesis, the Campfire Cooker of Hell, the Baker of Heaven searched for a way to defeat them. He met up with a young woman who taught him how to make a pie, which would completely neutralize the Legendary Pie's powers. After months of practice, and a constantly increasing body count caused by the Legendary Pie, the Baker of Heaven created the Legendary Burnt Pie. It had absolutely no flavour and looked like a pile of burnt feces. It also restored itself at 12:01 AM. The Baker of Heaven decided to test the second Legendary Pastry's powers and brought it to one of the citys that fell victim to the Legendary Pie. The hundreds of rotten bodies slowly rose up from the ground, attracted by the horrible burnt smell given off by the pie. The empty corpses approached the pie and each took a piece off of it. As they bit on the charred chunks of overcooked dough, their bodys started to reform themselves. They returned back to their normal state. The only words that came out of their mouths were, "What the hells this black stuff in my mouth...? And why are you carrying a pan full of black feces?" By then, they all began to throw up.
The Baker of Heaven was glad that his cooking saved their lives, no matter what kind of reaction it game them. He traveled from city to city, bringing back the victims of the Legendary Pie. Behind him, he left a sticky trail of vomit, which nearly flooded the citys he went to.
One morning, he ran into the Campfire Cooker of Hell, along with the Legendary Pie. The Baker of Heaven was afraid this would be the end of him, for he was looking straight at the pie. He could smell the pleasent aroma. He was drawn towards it, but then smelt something else. It was the burnt scent of the Legendary Burnt Pie. It had saved him from death. He placed the pie on the ground and began to thank it. The burnt smell was fading away, but he assumed it was just that he was getting used to it after bathing in it for the last while. While the pie was on the ground, a group of stray dogs came and ate it. The Baker of Heaven screamed in agony. He started to cry as the dogs viciously crunched on every last burnt piece of the pie. The small crumbs blew away in the wind. The last thing he remembered was blacking out to a heavenly aroma...
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DAMN. Thats freakin random.
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New Species of Bird

New Species of Bird

Some random crazy scientist is doing mad experiments at his secret lab. The main experiment achieves to create new species of bird. But the scientist thought: "Holy crap! That's a lot of randomness with birds! I have to toss it in the trash in an infuriated way". He toss some eggs, milk, flour and butter inside his trash in an infuriated way. Seconds later mutant birds come out.
The birds have horrendous pooping skills and use them against their baker creator.
The mad scientist yells "Damn you BIRDS! (BIRDS stands for Bizarre Injected Radioactivity Damned Souls) Get away from my secret SLUM-LAB! (SLUM-LAB stands for nothing)"
Some time later some kids were eating icecream at a near town when they looked at sky and screamed "Holy crap! What is that huge open ass doing pointing to us? We're crappily doomed!". Said and done. The town was covered in green nauseous crap. People blamed solo indirectly for it, but that's another story.
Steel BIRDS were projected then to deal with that threat. The S. BIRDS quickly mutilated the mutant birds, but at every mutilation it spread more poop covering the town. Then some random desperate towner called the Thunderbirds to destroy the S. BIRDS. And someone invented other species of birds to deal with the Thunderbirds, and it kept going on until the town is infested with birds.
Someone named Pigucha screamed "Screw you birds suns of a beach! Now you die!" and unleashed his anti mutant bird magical finger and pointed at them. It was 12:00am, and Pigucha was sweating under the sun while pointing at the birds, hoping his power could defeat then. Then some random mutant hen ate his finger and he departed to a quest for rescuing his lost magical finger. Pigucha gathered some friends, they equipped themselves with legendary weapons, trained until level 100 and were eaten by other mutant birds.
Hope seemed lost for that town. Yes it was for sure, then it was destroyed to end their pain and yours, reader. Blame solo for the title.

How a rock spend its day in a green field staring at the sky

Mémoires d'une roche

Have you ever wondered about the essence of your existance? Vous êtes-vous jamais interrogé sur l'essence de votre existance ? Have you ever tried to comprehend the meaning of what it is meant to be a pebble among the vast area of sand? Avez-vous jamais essayé de comprendre la signification de ce qu'on le cense être un caillou parmi le vaste secteur du sable ? Can something so insignificant become a cornerstone of something reality could not accomplish? Est-ce que quelque chose si insignifiante peut devient-elle une pierre angulaire de quelque chose réalité ne pourrait pas accomplir ?

Temps.. Only time can tell.. Seulement le temps peut indiquer.. Only time can answer this enigma that is strangling my core.. Seulement le temps peut répondre à cette énigme qui étrangle mon noyau.. For what I have to offer.. Pour ce que je dois offrir.. For what reason I have to live.. Pour quelle raison je dois vivre.. Only nothingness besieged those who has no ambition to cling too.. Seulement le néant a assiégé ceux qui n'a aucune ambition à s'accrocher aussi.. I do have dreams.. J'ai des rêves.. Dreams that some day I would be the foundation that supports the frailty of others.. Rêves qu'un certain jour je serais la base qui soutient la faiblesse de d'autres.. I will one day leave this green field and joins hand in hand with others.. Je congé jour ce champ vert et se joint de concert à d'autres.. But for now I'm contented by just staring at the sky.. Mais pour maintenant moi suis contenté en regardant fixement juste le ciel..

~L'extrémité~


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Lol.. That was fun.. I used a translator for the italicized sentences.. Enjoy pronouncing it..


My most unforgettable experience..

K. Im finally not as busy as earlier.

The Three Hours I Spent as a Shoe

One day, I woke up and found myself lying on the ground. I tried to get up, but my body wouldnt cooperate and it stayed where it was. I grew frustrated and tried to wiggle myself around. I could barely even do that, but with enough energy, I was able to move myself about a metre in nearly thirty minutes. My brain was telling my body that i was exhausted, but I felt nothing. I began to realize that my body felt awkward. It was almost as if i was just an outer shell, and nothing was inside. I forced my body to turn around. Thats when I saw a door. It was gigantic. I thought to myself, "What the hell is going on?" Then, I felt an enourmous amount of pressure against the inside of my stomach, my rear end, and my head. The pressure nearly killed me. I could feel some sort of fuzzy material rubbing against my insides. It was almost as if something went inside of me and was trying to make me explode. I felt a lifting force from the thing that had entered me. My body flew high above the ground. I was scared for my life. Exactly like I would feel if somebody held me over a high cliff. The lifting force subsided and i felt the pull of gravity, working along with a second force, pushing my back to the ground. My body crashed into the ground, stomach down. I thought I would be in tremendous pain, but i felt fine. For once, even though i was unable to move at all and there was wierd stuff happening to me, i felt completely invincible. I even saw a dog chew on me, but i felt nothing. That night, i ended up outside in the cold darkness. I could see my reflection in some metal surrounding me. "Im... a shoe?" I thought to myself. The area suddenly lit up with an orange glow. Parts of my body felt like they were disappearing. I had no idea what this was, but i couldnt feel it. I closed my eyes in fear.

I woke up, i stared at the cieling. I looked around. I could have sworn something happened yesterday and it wasnt a dream. I decided to forget about it and get on with my day. I put on my fuzzy wool socks and slipped into my shoes. One of them was far away from the other, and it was moving! It slowly inched around the room. I went after it right away and shoved my foot inside it. I felt that this one was somewhat smaller than the other and it nearly broke under the pressure of my foot. "I've got to get rid of this thing soon. Max!"
My dog ran into the room, energetic as ever. I thre him the shoe. He tried his hardest to tear it apart, but nothing happened.
"I guess Ill burn it tonight..."

W/e...

A Horrible Injury

Judgement

It is a cold stormy night.. I am running fast through a dark alley as the rain pours heavily.. I know that this might be my end.. I am clutching my chest.. I feel like it was burning.. I stop beside a dumpster and leans on the wall.. I am grasping for air.. I look on the ground and saw my reflection on the muddy puddle..

So this what you become.. This is what happens when trash becomes useless..

I hear a noise just around the corner.. I began to run again but stumbles on some garbage bags beside the dumpster.. I quickly look at the corner and sees a cat staring at me.. I am still grasping for air..

You're worthless.. You were scared by just a cat.. Release me and I shall end your misery..

No.. I won't do it.. Stay away from me.. I don't need you anymore..

I tried so hard to stand.. The pain in my chest is becoming unbearable.. I coughed and blood shoots out my mouth and fell on the puddle on the ground.. I continued coughing until the puddle becomes red with my blood..

No.. I can't give up yet.. This will not stop me..

Trash will still be trash no matter what it do.. Come with me.. I shall erase your pain..

No.. I can't.. Not you.. I won't let you come out of this world again.. If I must die now I will take you with me..

Fool.. You cannot destroy me.. I will still live..

I manage to stand up again.. I'm still clutching my chest.. I can feel that is warm and damp.. It is soak not by rain but with my own blood.. I struggle to run again.. I am feeling weak.. I could not run anymore but I know that I must.. I look upon what is in front of me and saw the end of the alley.. I can see people walking with umbrellas and cars dashing through the flooded street..

I'm almost there.. Just a few more..

I am coughing more violently now.. More blood comes out with every cough.. I am nearing the exit when a huge lighting bolt flashes from the sky.. It ilumminates the darkness revealing a girl..

So I see that you caught up with me..

Let me out.. I can take care of her easily.. Why are you resisting your desire.. Release me from my chains.. Unseal this prison..

She stood there motionless.. Her long hair hides her face.. She is dripping wet and her clothes were soaked by the heavy rain..

I know why you are here..

I use the last of my energy and summons white wings from my back..

I think I've used your wings long enough.. I kept them as pretty as always..

The wings on my back started to lose it's feathers one by one.. The feathers dissintegrate before falling onto the ground.. She keeps looking at me.. Not saying a word.. She just stands right in front of me like a statue..

Looks like I don't have enough stregth to use your wings one last time.. Before I go can I embrace you one more time? Can I hold you again in my arms?

I step forward and embraces her hard.. She still stays motionless.. I felt somthing cold in my stomach.. I quickly steps back.. I see her holding a bloody knife in her hand.. It was dripping in blood.. I put my hand on my stomach.. I felt warm blood coming out from a stab wound..

Why do you have to this.. I am the only one who cares for you.. Now it has come to this.. Nothing has changed.. Trash is still trash.. After being used it will be thrown away..

I am begenning to lost consciousness.. My vision is getting blurry.. I do not know if this is caused by the loss of blood or the rain that is pouring on my eyes.. I feel numb and I hear the splash that my body made after I fall on the ground.. I look up to the sky.. I look at her.. I can only see her silhouette still standing there but she is now holding a long sword up high..

Trash will be trash..


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woot~ Another randomness created by me..


You just stepped on dog crap..

You just stepped on dog crap..

I was walking walking around the park as usual but then, i step on something. It feels so squishy and so brown,
i touch it and take a sniff,

"what is this? i should bring it to a scientist at my school" i thought.

While walking towards school, my shoe started to smell very smelly, and my hand are smelly too

"could this be, a new discovery!?"i thought again.

when i arrived at school i pass it to the scientist and he started to examine it.

After waiting for 2 hours he came in with the result

" i have good news and bad news" the scientist told me

"what is the good news"

"i found out what it is"

"the bad news?"

"it is dog poo..........."

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The Big and Fat asshole

The Legend of The Risky Exploration

RandomMaleAnt63 and RandomFemaleAnt493 were exploring an unknown area looking for food for the colony. The only thing they knew about this new area is that there's a mighty being called TBAFA, that can be found only in that place and nowhere else. It's said that when TBAFA appears it brings chaos along. Both ants didn't know they were near of experiencing it...

Ok, so the two ants reached the entrance. It was guarded by a huge door like most already explored places. Nothing unusual there. Then they passed under the door just to be amazed by the sight. Differently from the other places guarded by doors, this one is all white! For the ants it was like a huge holy shrine.

But they had no time for amazement. They were there looking for food. RandomMaleAnt63 (let's call him RMA) and RandomFemaleAnt493 (let's call her RFA) split up. Later they joined again to update eachother with gathered info. RMA believed they were in some kind of kitchen since he found a water spigot and and an empty trash can. But RFA thought they were inside a bedroom, because she found lots of dirty clothes and a yellow rubber toy. Anyways, both agreed it was a confusing place and that it had no food.

They were about to give up their search when they felt that strong smell. It was coming from the top of the strange building made of ceramic that they were ignoring until then. The two ants decided to climb it. On the top, they noticed it was a mysterious flooded valley. RMA found something floating in the mid of that valley and climbed down to analyze it.

Everything was tranquil until a sudden waterfall started to come from the valley's walls. It formed a catastrophic whirlpool that engulfed RMA. RFA was in panic. And to worse things, it appeared. Yes... TBAFA. It was coming down in a fast and desperate way. RFA had no choice. She bravely bit TBAFA.
TBAFA felt that pain. Oh, yes... And how it felt it. So much pain that it couldn't conclude what it was about to do. TBAFA retreated up and tossed the brown mass everywhere desperately. RFA didn't loose her opportunity to escape from that accursed place. She successfully made it while evading the brown heavy rain.

...And that's how this legend is known amongst all the ant colonies around the world...

The cast (in order of appearance):
RMA (a.k.a. RandomMaleAnt63)

RFA (a.k.a. RandomFemaleAnt493)

TBAFA (as suggested by arkeden in the previous post)

Next story:
How Come My Indestructable Cancer Fish Is Dead? I Refuse To Believe!

Oh well.. Nobody wants this topic so I'll take it..

In Memory of Cancer Fish

It happened so sudden.. It stuck me when I least expected it.. We were very happy.. I remember the time that I found you.. You where so little back then.. I looked in your eyes.. You smiled at me and I smiled back.. In that instant I know that we will get along well.. That it was a start of a wonderful friendship.. Afterwards we are unseparable.. We do things together.. We eat together, sleep together and even take baths together.. You were like my brother.. We are the dynamic duo.. No one can beat us.. We took on battleships, aliens, weapons of mass destruction and other foul things.. You are always by my side.. We supported each other.. I watched your back and you watched mine.. You are my partner.. My comrade.. I admire you very much.. You were so strong and powerful.. You destroyed all our opponents without much effort.. You were unbeatable.. indestructible.. But now.. Why Cancer Fish?! WHY?! ANSWER ME!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DIE!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME!!! DAMN YOU CANCER FISH!! Damn you.............. Cancer Fish.............


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The great adventure

Solo went explore an undersea cave at byaland..... Suddenly a mob of merman appear and attack solo. Solo run toward a palladin and ask for help. The stupid palladin was stupid enough, he give solo 10 white potion, but left those merman attacking solo. Solo panic and then whited out. When solo wake up, a girl is waiting beside him. "Who are you? You saved me?" "I am Valkyrie, the judge at the sky" "But, I CANT die so young! I still 23, I hv more thing to do!!" "Well, it is your fate"

"Attention! ! !" "Valhala is now under attack"

"I got to help the other!"

"I will follow"

Then solo swung his Dragon Metal Blade at Baphomet. Baphomet dodged, counter with a doom smoke spam. Solo is in danger!!

Odin camed out and blocked the attack.Solo using this critical chance ti slice Baphomet's tail, avoided but hit by Thor's hammer. Solo sliced its tail again and success. Then Freiya stabbed its heart and Baphomet finally die. But it leave a curse: I will be back after 10 years... The only way to stop me is get back my tail."

Solo is revived as his wish for the tail slicing. But still nobody find the sliced tail. Maybe at sushi...

Will Baphomet came out again? Because of curse? or GM unlock it? No one know the future....


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The lousy Kaizer

Topic Resurrection!
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I am sooooo going to die.SORRY KAIZER! I CAN"T THINK OF A BETTER STORY!

The lousy Kaizer

There is a man who is a legend and his name is kaizer.

Kaizer is a lousy guy with a lousy attitude and a lousy body which made him the lousiest gut at school(though his grades are good)
He likes to make a lousy comment too. And that made him legend.

His ten comments are
1) I want hot dogs.
2) Hot dogs are supposed to be dogs which are hot right?
3) Burger is fine too.
4) But I want something which last for a long time.
5) Hmm...
6) Maybe I should write a letter to the author of this story to give me something good
7) Nah..
8) I should raise my status from lousy instead.
9) I know!
10) Make me a legend.

The author received the letter and made Kaizer into a legend.

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SORRY!

-----------Very ramdom,i dont have idea o.O
SORRY!
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A fine day of a male(Sammy) and female(Cutie) novice,they are the best fren ever.Finally,One Day,They go to bun shop to buy some bun and cakes to eat,but Sammy said no way!Cutie said Why?Sammy said that he hate buns and cakes.But Cutie asked him why again,Sammy said that bun are undelicous and cake contains too much sweet.Female novice said sorry to him and they become good friend agains

(Female Novices Talk:That day i learned to not almost all time say why and know to say sorry)

(Male Novices Talk:That day i learned to not almost all time say no and know to say its okay)

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A Fine Day Of Two Female Assasin Cross And Two Male Lord Knight
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very random too =D

A really gloomy day, since it's been raining since morning...

(Assassin Cross # 1)= Izumi

(Assassin Cross # 2)=Hikari

(Lord Knight # 1)= Yuuki

(Lord Knight # 2)= Natsume

Yuuki- So...what will we do today? it's been raining since morning, or if I allowed to say it, since yesterday...

Hikari- Well...we could sleep, or maybe some rainy adventure? =D

Izumi- It's better to stay if nothing important, anybody see Natsume today?

Hikari- No, where is he?

(a bit silence)

Hikari- and to be honest, I haven't seen him since yesterday, strange though, I never see Yuuki without Natsume, just like a knight and their peco peco.

Natsume- Pretty much, you compare me to a bird? (show up suddenly from the window)

Hikari- (surprised) Where were you?

Natsume- Helping people, there still so much trouble, even on rainy and cold day like this, wanna come and help?

Hikari- Why not, it's better than spacing up in here.

Izumi- How about you, Yuuki?

Yuuki- I will catch up with you all later, I need to go to my guild meeting right now

Natsume- Okay, then...meet us at West of Prontera, got it?

Yuuki- you can count on me.

and so, the four people spend their rainy day doing much activities...so their day can become more useful xD

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A girl version of kamen rider Kuuga in her first fight