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solomaster
Interesting game...

ei:
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#1: "Things not to say when... sitting in the stall next to a guy with constipation."
#2: "'Man! Look at this stuff ooze out!'

Things not to say when... being held hostage in a bank."
#3: "'Could you hurry up. Ill be late for my bus.'

Things not to say when...

Simple as that.
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Things not to say when... you pass by a car crash.
kaizer12
Cool car.. Where did you bought it? I wish I have one..

Things not to say when... you are taking a crap in a public toilet..
Lemuelss
Where's the toilet paper?

Things not to say when.... yawning....
master_pojo
no, really. i am interested in you

Things not to say when...taking a test
Lemuelss
ma'am what's the answer in number one?

things not to say when.... feeling so sleepy
master_pojo
need anything done before i hit the sack?

things not to say...when on trial
solomaster
How can we have a recess without a super slide?

Things not to say when... you see a guy fall down stairs.
element069
when is male interactive on?

things not to say when you are around solomaster cause he gets easily excited
solomaster
Lets all eat pie and take our pants off!

Things not to say when... youre being thrown off a high bridge into heavy traffic.
Lemuelss
Dude!! don't worry i can fly....

things not to say when.... procrastinating in a very big class project
kaizer12
Huh? You didn't finished it? The deadline was this morning and it's already dinner time now..

Things not to say when.. you attended your enemy's funeral..
Lemuelss
SUCKA!!! good for you.... sob.gif heh.gif

things not to say when.... courting a lady
master_pojo
but if we go out tonight, who will do the dishes?

things not to say when...trying to break up
Lemuelss
it's not you... it's me.... well mostly you dry.gif

things not to say when.... dancing at a prom
kaizer12
I think that was the one millionth time you've stepped on my foot..

Things not to say when.. the person that is talking to you has bad breath..
Lemuelss
i thought only dogs eats trash....

things not to say when.... in a graduation ceremony
kaizer12
What is your name again? I can't find it on this list..

Things not to say when.. the world is coming to an end..
Lemuelss
Well.... It could have been worst wah.gif heh.gif desp.gif

things not to say when.... riding in the bus and feeling sick
Duker
Hey, is it ok that I might puke on you?

Things not to say when you're kissing someone.
Lemuelss
Where are lips going again?

things not to say when.... waiting in a long line to the toilet
arkeden
Hey look! the statue in the fountain have water pouring from his d**k!
you things not to say when.... you are fighting a zombie?
Lemuelss
(to the zombie) What do you eat for breakfast?

things not to say when.... someone is crying in front of you
arkeden
hey there crybaby, what!? he is a baby!

Things not to say when you see a worm with glasses on a book
solomaster
Hey, do you little kids know what gummy worms are? Want to find out?

Things not to say when... youre being accused of being racist.
arkeden
you are the racist! president!

Things not to say when you are dating
solomaster
Guy: Hey! Did you see that girl? Shes hooooot!

"Girl": Whens this over. This G-Strings hurting my ba**s.

Good ol quotation marks.

Things not to say when... theres a heavy storm outside.
arkeden
(the girl is actually a gay guy?)

Hey zeus! (you're friend but can also mean the thunder god) What the F**K are you doing!

THings not to say when a girl hug you?

master_pojo
someone didnt shower today...

things not to say...when talking to a caveman
Sythroz
GOOGA-BOOGA (the equivalence of matter and energy is expressed in the mass-energy equivalence formula E = mc2, where c is the speed of light in a vacuum).

Things not to say when you crapped in front of cameras.
kaizer12
Did you get the good side of my butt?

Things not to say when.. you just broke up with a girl..
Sythroz
Damn u gal! Come back! Now!

Things not to say when someone is about to shoot a target.
kaizer12
YOU MISSED!

Things not to say.. to a drunk hobo..
arkeden
Hey don't drive!

Things not to say when you are having a conversation with the president

Angel of Mystic`
You succckaa!! Make me the president!!

Things not to say when .... someone is picking a food on the counter.
kaizer12
EEEEEW.. That looks like crap..

Things not to say when.. someone sees you naked..
Angel of Mystic`
Aren't I sexy?

Things not to say when ... someone fails on a test.
kaizer12
Hah.. I got a high score.. Even a stupid monkey can ace this test.. What score did you get?

Things not to say when.. you are dying..
Sythroz
Please... Before I die... Grant me a last wish, kaizer12/Sythroz/arkeden/element069...

Things not to say when you bought rotten tomatoes and you notice it when you're reaching the end of the supermarket's queue.
Darsk
aw the stuff this store sells is %#@*! (gasp)

when shaking hands with Donald Trump...
Sythroz
Could you give me an autograph? Just sign on the dotted line.

Things not to say when you just roflyao literally.
arkeden
Why am I doing This??

Things not to say when you see a mute muscle man
Sythroz
I think your metabolic disease is fatal.

Things not to say when you're upsidedown and someone pees on you.
arkeden
D*** you F*****

Things not to say when you met with an old man
Angel of Mystic`
Excuse me mister, but can you go a bit faster? My concert is about to start.

Things not to say when... your friend broke up with someone.
arkeden
Just throw away that one, i will find you another chick

Things not to say when you kick a ball
Angel of Mystic`
Survive, this!!!! -slams the ball and knocks ppl down like bowling pins-

Things not to say when ... your science teacher asks a question.
solomaster
Shouldnt you be the one who knows the answers?

Things you shouldnt say when... some guy threatens to stab you with a knife.
Angel of Mystic`
swt.gif It's not even Halloween yet...

Things not to say when ... someone falls down and pulls down a guy's pants.
arkeden
NIce underwear!

Things not to say if you accidently touch a girl?
Angel of Mystic`
Wow nice boobs, can I poke them again?

Things not to say when you hit someone square in the face with a tennis racket.
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