OH MY GOD!! MY pants got jammed into the airplane wheel!! Oh no, I think i'm flying!! NO NOT MY PANTS!! I'm too young to get stripped naked!!!

Things not to say when you just woke up from your sleep.

I was sleeping?!?

Things not to say when... you drop something on your foot.

*ball drop on my foot* Ouch! my foot.... Ball! foot.. ball! football!

Things not to say when solo say 'things not to say'?

uhhh.... never mind that it's solo's reply....

things not to say when.... assembling Gundams

It is hard to customize the GUN. DAMn it

things not to say when T_T

me will slash my wrist.... T_T

things not to say when dancing in the shower....

Maybe dancing while taking a shower will increase my water dancing rap.

Things not to say when someone drew a moustache on a girl character.

Hmm.. This actually looks GOOD?! Its so KAWAII~

Things not to say to.. an angry mob of forum people..

Accept reality

Things not to say when someone says you are in candid camera

Is that me looking all stupid?....

things not to say when.... cooking burgers....

Shut up hamburgers!! Cook damnit!

Things not to say when your grandmother swears...

Yeah granny got the words!!!....

things not to say when.... an earthquake occurs....

Quick! It's the smoothie shaker!! Hurry up and get your drinks!!!

Things not to say when you're looking at a hole in the middle of a sidewalk.

what's this furry thing here.... waaaa!!!! my eye!!!

things not to say when crappy internet speed is eating your PC....

Drat, maybe i shouldn't have smashed the connection machine.

Things not to say when you are calling for help when you are stranded on a island.

I'm Okay.... wait No i'm not but still i'm alive and being munched by this gigantic spider!!!! But still i have my aupper body!!! so HEEELLLPPP MEEEE!!!!

things not to say when eating hot noodles....

Ew these looks like hot worms. Hey hun, why is you noodle wriggling?

Things not to say when you see a big portion of fat around a woman's stomache.

Your absolutely FAT.. (Try saying that to a girl.. lol..)

Things not to say to.. solomaster..

i pwned you!!!

things not to say when running away from solomaster....

You're such a midget! You have midget legs, midget arms, a midget head, midget watch, midget bat (that is going to hit me), a midget backpack, midget eyes, midget face, midget hair, midget pants and shirt, midget shoes, and a midget mind!

Things not to say when solo and you are out of breath from chasing around.

Stamina is hell!!

things not to say whem your soul exchange with the opposite gender?

Omg, where's my bust and what happened to my long hair?!! O_o;

Things not to say when you are telling a joke.

Ok child... i will tell you how to woo a girl

things not to say to Yora!?

(... Again?! lmao XD)

WOW it's yora! You DO know her right?! Right. She's a les.

Things not to say when your science experiment blew up.

hey what happen to my pants!!!??? *a girl see it and slap you*

Things not to say to the president of all the countries

Dear Pres. Bush, and every other presidents. Make me the president and i'll make you midget presidents.

Things not to say to girls when they are talking about a singer they like.

Singer? ..... a bard is better!

Things not to say to AOM

Hey angel, do you want to be shoot into outer space? =)

Things not to say when spam calling in a hotel.

@arkeden DX Hey!!
@crostel Lol.

Hey excuse me you know bill nye the science guy? He's going to tear down the hotel with his chemistry kit. lol.

Things not to say when you're sick.

Hey, who wants to get AIDS?!

Things not to say when... you see that arkeden forgets the "when".

LOL

Arkeden... How could you?! You forgot the most important word!

Things not to say when arkeden tries to make an excuse lol.

I believe you alright liar =/ it's okay

Things not to say when you are playing Halo.

Uh... What's this shocking ray thing? Can it bomb all the players?

Things not to say when you're in the library.

We have a library?!? Oh sh** did i get things wrong. You might want to clean up that little yellow stain next to those big blocks of...dirt over in the youth section.

Things not to say when... trying to entertain yourself for a whole day.

You bore me..

Things not to say when.. you caught daddy kissing Santa Claus..

Can i join?

Things not to say when... youre participating in an intense 6 person blackjack game for real money.

... You know, for a blackjack game... Why don't you guys give me 2 billion because you know i'll win.

Things not so say when you're phone isn't working.

Our phone is not working.. Quickly! Here's our phone.. Call the telephone repairman..

Things not to say when.. You accidentally poop in your pants while inside an elevator..

Man.... not again.... >_< aw

things not to say when eating salt with out water....

Wow who knows that this tastes better than vinegar!!!

Things not to say when you meet a cute puppy.

Hmmm.... should you be medium rare or well done.... hmmm....

things not to say when you're about to eat a cute little puppy....

*turns to a boy* want this dog? *starts eating*


what not to say when you have a boatful of titanic watchers and the ships about to hit an iceberg

Wow, look! It's really nice to have that iceberg in close view~ Care to join me dear?
(LOL)

Things not to say when you want you're barber to cut a message on the back of your head.

i want it to say [insert barber's name here]

when you mistake an old guy for your grandpa

I thought you were already dead a long time ago.. Are you a zombie?

Things not to say to.. this guy?

He is everybody, but nobody. Why the hell would you want to know who he is anyways?

Things not to say when... your pet spontaneously combusts right in front of you.

Happy New Year!!! That was better than fireworks.. Do it again..

Things not to say when.. you are playing MMO (Mega Men Or*y)..

opps no i dont i dont know what i gonna play
Things not to say when.. your playing dirt with an arrow

Omg!! It's like tinker toys! -smashes the poor soil with the arrow- =DD YAY i'm killing soil!

Things not to say when u know someone is making a surprise attack on u.

I'm so happy....

things not to say.... when sabertooth tigers are about to eat you alive....