Let's crash more planes into the neighborhood, and better yet, put fireworks in the planes! =DD WORLD DESTRUCTIONNN!!!

Things not to say when you friend wants advice to ask a girl out.

dun nid so bother, go inside her house then **** her jz ok...

u forgot to add a "Things not to say when...." after you answered me =X.

Things not to say when a blind person is walking around w/ a sensor stick.

What that stick old man? may i help u? let me help u throw away it, old man. *throw away sensor stick*

Things not to say when someone jz finished her/his lunch

Did you know the dessert contained caterpillars and grasshoppers? =D

Things not to say when you are betting on a race.

my father controlled me too much.. i wan make him bankrupt .... XD

Things not to say when u are in the middle of poo poo-ing

CRAPPING IS FUN!

THINGS NOT TO SAY TO ONE PERSON WHO STOLE MY REPUTATION BY SPAMMING THE WHOLE UTS,
BEATING MY POST COUNT AND BEING MORE IDIOTIC THAN I AM...(looks like i have a replacement here )

Please do not shout
(THIS IS SHOUTING)

Spam more and become more idiot than me =D

Thing not to say when Kaizer is in hospital for operation...

Do you know that your (kaizer's) surgeon is the most forgetful person I've ever heard of?

Thing not to say when you saw a pickpocket had his hand in someone's bag.

wait! she doesnt keep her $$ in her bag, i saw she keep her $$ in her underwear. why i know? coz i stalk her... we are same profession, just i take a leave today... i give u my client. see ya

thing not to say when a baby is just born...

OMG!! He/She reminds me of the first time I went to the zoo.

Thing not to say when a new neighbour just moved in.

Hi new guy/girl! Me name is asdf. I come from planet Jackel. I'll try my best to be loud, annoying, mean, and idiotic. *sneezes on hand* Greetings! *sticks hands out* =]

Things not to say when it is Valentine's Day.

hi! ur girlfren actually is my granny~!

thing not to say when u visit a zoo and stand in front of a tiger

Hey, check it out. It seems the cage isn't locked.

Thing not to say when the tiger got out of his cage.

Mr. Zooman... Can you do your moves and wrestle that thing back to where it should be? o_o;

Things not to say when the teacher asks you a question.

Why are you asking me? You're the teacher, you should know it.

Thing not to say when someone in your class is absent from school.

I think he suicide yesterday.

Things not to say when you are babysitting a kid.

Do you know the fate of the kid I last babysitted? It's good if you don't but better if you do. So just do as I say and we're cool, ok?

Thing not to say when solar eclipse happens.

Oh gawd! Everyone hide! It's the alien mothership that's gonna invade our planet!!

Things not to say when you mixed the wrong chemicals in science class.

Hey, you, I think you drop sth. *quickly trade the test tubes* Nothing? Oops, my bad.

Thing not to say when you get stuck in a traffic jam.

*gets out of the car* hey everyone lets crash this stupid traffic lights!

Things not to say when a police arrest you

Oh please, officer. I'm poor as you can see so arresting me won't do you any good.

Thing not to say when Aliens begin to contact the Earth.

Hooba asaamer halooba maboo sooobo Rawr! (I bet you can't understand a thing I said! Rawr!)

Things not to say when the aliens are kidnapping you.

^LOL

If i'm getting kidnapped, is Nagato in your ship?

Things Not to Say to a person who has not posted here for a while, and begins spamming just for teh lulz.

Lol, spamming anymore and you'll get on Yuki's nerve. Don't you want to get kidnapped by her along with Link09?

Thing not to say when you bump into your teacher.

Oh pardon me, are you taking steriods?

Things not to say when a guy is lifting weights.

Sorry, I don't want to disturb you but there's a spider about to get into your nose.

Thing not to say when someone scores a homerun.

You're coming with me to the police station.

Things not to say when a person performs a really inspirational speech.

You suck, man!! Get off the stage! GET OFF! I can't stand your voice! It's horrible! I'm well damn happy that the news are recording this, because those are the true words that all of you ppl need to hear!!

Things not to say when you are teaching a 2nd grade on math.

So do you understand this... and that...? What? You don't understand? Forget it. Let's continue with the lesson.

Thing not to say when your best friend gets bullied.

*chants* Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!!

Things not to say when you're friend is concentrating on his hwk.

Come on, take some rest and have some fun with me or you'll regret it later on.

Thing not to say when RBO forum gets lively again.

Dear members and guest, we are sad to announce that the forum will be closed. So shoo! Git! Thank you for wasting your time reading this.

Things not to say when you see a suspect ready to stab someone with a Nail-filer...

OMG, I need that nail-filer of yours right now. Do you want to trade it for my very sharp knife?

Thing not to say when you see a guy go out with his 1st girlfriend.

Ma'am I wouldn't want to date him if I were you. He secretly farts when you aren't paying attention and he went out with other girls before.

Things not to say when someone is trying to sleep.

Wake up, it's morning already. Don't sleep in, it's not good for you.

Thing not to say when a car collision's just happened.

owh... Noooooooo!!! i missed it!! would u like to collide again? i will take photo and sell it to reporter!! ermmm.... wait!! pls pick up ur left leg first... it will stain my white shoes, the shoes cost me 1 dollar ohh!!

thing not 2 say when ur fren's dad jz XP (die)

Great, now that there's no one on the way, you can hang out with me anytime we like.

Thing not to say when you meet someone behaves just like Mr. Bean.

Are you immature or something? I can imitate Mr. Bean better than ya! =)

Things not to say when someone is angry.

Please sir, calm down. *after a while* Good, you're calm now so it's time to tell you that you've just got a parking ticket.

Thing not to say when you're in a foreign country.

LOL COMMUNISM

things not to say to a certain user whose existence is somewhat ignored.

Hmm, sorry but you don't look familiar, I don't think I've seen you before.

Thing not to say when someone walks his dog in the park.

*quickly writes on a post sign then run to the person* Exuse ME! I'm afraid you cannot walk you dog here. Please pick it up or else i'll call the police.

Things not to say when someone is secretly using facebook in class.

Hey, LEMME SEE YOUR BATTLE STATIONS ACCOUNT!

things not to say to Taiga

There are at least 2 chars named Taiga that I know of but oh well.

Hey do you know that not only your name sounds like tiger but your personality is like tiger's too?

Thing not to say when someone so concentrates on the news on TV.

Oh that's yesterdays news.

Things not to say to a myspace lurker.

Don't you dare look at my account!! *lockes my account* Me bite if j00 try!!! D<

Things not to say when it's free hugs day.

Don't get close to me! *smack*

Things not to say when a sentence begins with silly grammar.

Is this some sort of Alien language? I can't understand it at all.

Thing not to say when everyone begins to use the same language.

Hi Miyaki-san, I know you are Japanese because... you name is jap. So therefore you can't understand right? =D I can say a bunch of random things to you and you won't even know a single thing that is coming out of my mouth ^^. So therefore, you are a retard. *Flees*

Things not to say when you are ordering food.