Hey, waiter, I want grilled Anglerfish. Please make it quick.

Thing not to say when Clark Kent finds a way to get out of the comic book.

hey superman i got a rupee! LOL IT LOOKS LIKE KRYPTONITE LAWL.

Things not to say to a person who plays Left 4 Dead and does not spam here often.

There's a hunter behind you!

The person in question soon dies of a heartattack, Desu Noto style.



Things not to say to someone who plays a serious match of DotA.

Hey Hey look someone suck at dota ahahahaha! * puts a sign at the one who play it and it saids I Suck! and Kick Me!*

@rolly lol Please, don't tell me you've forgotten the rules...

Things not to say when someone wants to duel you on rbo.

Bring it on, you'll be pwned so hard that you'll realize there is no pvp in RBO.

Thing not to say when someone knocks at the door.

ok bye*closes the door as hard as I can*


Things not to say when ur talking at the mod

@AoM sorry i forgot i only got here once a week or two (maybe)

Can I lend your ultimate power so that I can pwn ppl with ease?

Thing not to say when you win a lottery.

i win~~ rob me if u poor!

thg not 2 say when u killed a ppl

Come on, he's not a human. He's an alien that disguised as human to spy on us.

P/s: there is no "a people" in English, lyk.

Thing not to say when your larynx doesn't function right.

What is larnyx?? i dun understand? oh. i know. is ur robot head XD

Things not 2 say when u visit my website http://enjoyplayro.wetpaint.com

larnyx is the thing in your neck that makes you be able to speak. So w/o it you basically can't say anything. Gotcha XD

No, lyk kidnapped me here and I'm waiting for a hero to come and rescue me.

Thing not to say when someone annoys you too much.

i wanted to eat the ckicken butt that exist below ur nose

I'll give lyk this on behalf of kaizer for not following the rule:



Thing no to say when you meet a stray cat.

Look! Let's take the box home

things not to say when you do bungee jumping

WAHHH, mother, I'm sorry to be the idiot till the end, now I'm gonna die. (Sunohara's quote lol)

Thing no to say when you see ghost.

Wow I've never seen one so up close... and usually i thought they wear a white sheet with holes for eyes. o-o Oops i stepped on it's ritual ground...

Things not to say when your friend is trying to win a lottery.

Sorry dude. The winning number is 1337. Better luck next time.

Things not to say when someone threatens you with a kitchen knife

Dude, look again. That is a kid's toy. Don't mistake your kid's stuff for the real thing. Anyway, hey officer!!! There's an idiot over here.

Thing not to say when you are crossing the road.

Alright guys! We'll set a music stage right here and right now. Forget the cars. Go GO GO!

Things not to say when you are trying to spell a 34 letter word.

Can i spell the 3 first letters and the 4 last letters of the word instead of the whole thing?

Things not to say when facing a Rocker(RO)

You're a disgrace to ur species : You can't even make music with a pencil.

Things not to say when you see a celebrity walking down the road.. unnoticed.

Hey look everybody! (points to the celebrity) It's Chewbacca!

Things not to say when someone gives you a winning lottery ticket?

Hey, dude, it's not nice to give someone a winning ticket that was made 10 YEARS ago.

Thing not to say when you see an ownerless coin on the ground.

Ohmigosh! IT'S FINALLY MINES!! *runs away with it*

Things not to say when you are suggesting your friend how to throw a party.

Hey, let's have the Metallica play!

Things not to say Lyk when he's failing

Omg isnt that good news?

Things nt to say when the sky is falling

"clear skys and no rain"

things not to say when blocking a fire exit

EDIT: sorry double post

"let's play psp"

things not to say when you and your friend does'nt have a psp

Get ur own psp you ******* **** ****** *******.


Things not to say when you get low marks in your exam.

Hey have you guys seen that guy on Americas Got Talent 2009?

Things not to say when you haven't even watched AMERICAS GOT TALENT 2009!!

why does elf want to say so many things about americas got talent?

things not to say when your puking

Stupid , ******* vegetables i jus ate

things nt to say when ur in love

Oh yeah i got another girlfriend.



Things not to say when your in the internet

"get free money while watching porn!"...
*click*

things not to say when getting free money while watching porn?

You clicked the wrong one, you should of clicked "Get money even when you are doing nothing".... you missed it!

Things not to say when you are taking Finals with everyone else.

Hey!!! Everyone, wanna know what is the answer for this tough question? There's gonna be a fee though =DDD

Thing not to say when a sheep from nowhere runs into your house.

want to get ice cream

thigs not to say when you have no money

EBAY!!!

things not to say when confroted by a guy wielding a samurai sword

Want to play?

things not to say when your are in front of your teacher

-looks down-
is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you happy to see me ;D

things not to say when your at a funeral?

Hey, stop burying the coffin, I heard someone yelling "GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!" in there.

Thing not to say when it's raining.

act like that turkey! *points to drowning turkey*

things not to say when you throw a TV outa window

hey! gimme that radio, sub woofer, DVD player, mike, remote, sofa, cabinet,......... i wanna throw all~

Thing not to say when lyk is back

Lyk GTFO, i hate you, ARE YOU A DUNCE? are you sent to the back of the class waring a Dunce cap, cause you can't say sorry to the people you hurt? i will find you and END you. You are my rival, Lyk.

Things not to say to Link when he's raging on a user he really hates.

Link, do you love him or anything? xD

Things not to say when someone offers you a original game to buy

Can i pay you back after two months?

Things not to say when you're reading you're own book in a book club.

Ok..., what am I reading again?

Things not to say when you're sleepy zZzzzZZzzZ..........

wanna play thing

thing not to say when your asleep