I'm awake......

Things not to say when you're buying a computer.

I wanna get that toy

things not to say when a bear is gonna eat you

Hey there cute bear! Do you wanna play?

Things not to say when you are being robbed

HA! You didn't steal my diamond that's worth 1 gazzilion US!! >:D

Things not to say when your parents found out that you've stayed up late when you should be sleeping.

LOL, AoM XD

I didn't stay up late, I just woke up early, before you did, so SHAME!!!!

Things not to say when when someone gives you free stuff.

You want to give me THIS? Nope, thanks! That sucks!

Things not to say when you are about to die?

i never watched a star wars movie

not to say when home alone?

Man, this is better then being with friends

Things not to say when someone pisses you off

just watch it pal ... u'll see, I'm gonna tell my mom!!!

Things not to say when your caught doing something you know you shouldn't be doing in public

I am doing something which is against the LAW.

Things not to say when an Army is in front of you.

shoot, i dare you

not to say when someone walks in on you while youre.....................................watching anime?

Dattebayo?!

Things not to say when someone is playing Touhou?

dont die...dont die...OMG LOOK OUT...that was close...dont die...DONT DIE..AHHHHHHH...damn you died....you suck at this

what not to say when at an anime expo?

I swear I saw Family Guy!! *grabs a random baby* LOOK! It's Stewie!!

Things not to say when you hit a guy off his seat with a textbook.

I'm just putting knowledge into ur blain. ops u overcharged! nope prob! i hit again *smack with dictionary*

Things not to say when u saw AoM ate 10 plate of chicken rice..... ?o_O¿

@ yamato, bear doesnt eat human or any others animals excepts fish, maybe accidentally, a bee...

wow...you sure are a big eater...xD

things not to say when you see me watching an anime?

@lyk

well bear doesn't eat human, but sometimes they attack and eat our liver if he feel threatened

aren't you too old for cartoons? grabs remote and changes the channel

things not to say when you see someone fishing

*Gasp* What are you doing?! Your not allowed to hunt!!

Things not to say when you see a woman buying new shoes.

don't you have a pair already *based from exp* LOL

things not to say when your friend has diarrhea

What the hell is that smell?!

Things not to say when your friend has cancer.

nice hairstyle...

things not to say when you see your crush studying in the library

wow you shouldn't study too much, let's enjoy sun at outside!

things not to say when you see someone writing a poem

OMG! you suck!

things not to say to Doraemon.

there's a giant mouse over there!

things not to say to Arkeden when he's talking on the phone

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oh well.

I am your MASTER!

Things not to say Lit when she is bored.

I'm having so much fun over here. =P

Things not to say when Kaizer isn't checking this topic.

kaizer, check this topic!

things not to say when optimus prime is fighting the fallen

OMG!! You guys are transformers!! The complete clone of the anime Gundam!!

Things not to say when people are filming a movie.

*runs through the camera waves and shouts*

oh my God im on TV hi mom hi dad hi sweetcake i love you look at me im on TV im famous now

things not to say when adelin is mad holding a reinforced news paper roll XD

Hey!! Can you tell me whats on the classified ads now?!

Things not to say in a church.

*shouts* IM BORED

things not to say when fighting pikachu?

(by the way i dont want to be smacked by that newspaper) lol

don't shock me!

things not to say when you facing giant hairy spider

hmmmm wow spiderman you sure could use a haircut


things not to say when you're inlove with someone

are you stupid??

(tsundere style)

I won't give you to anyone else...if I can't have you...no one can...

(yandere style)

things not to say when someone is going to sleep

(based on a true story)
Oni-san our dog got out of its cage and we have a guest please wake up and make him go back to its cage

Oni-san stands up half asleep and go to the dog grabbed by the lace and wham he gets bitten lol

things not to say to a guy who is afraid of shots (needles/injections)

Wanna play doctor? No? Wanna play with darts? Eh? Also no? Hmmm wanna pay acupuncture then?

Things not to say to a drunk person.

*imitates a person puking* lol

thinks not to say when you're late for class

umm...sorry sir, am I got a bit late?

*this is based on real story by one of my classmate*

things not to say when you see a group of zombie

LOOK HERE! I'm not bitten yet! AHAHA! *runs in crazy circles* BITE ME IF YOU CAN RETARDS!~

Things not to say when someone gives you a coupon trip to Egypt. o.o

is there any real mummies?

things not to say when you see nee san take a surgery knife

Ohhhh boy is that for me???

things not to say when you see solo holding a tazer

Ah... A girl.

Things not to say to YORA?!

What kind of name is that?

Things not to say when you see a hungry leech coming towards you o.o;

YOU THERE, STAND YOUR GROUND!!! Leeching is against the LAW!!!

Thing not to say when you're posting in Thing not to say when... topic?

Don't even dare me to say anything.

Things not to say to a talking Potato. (lol)

You know, I like French Fries~~ =DD

Thing not to say when the Internet is down.

Damn you GODS!! WHY HAVE YOU CURSED ME?! WHYYYYY?!!

Things not to say to a talking spoon.

I don't mind you having a mouth, just don't mix your saliva with my soup~~

Thing not to say when you discover a hibernating squirrel.

are you hungry?

*yes, I always want to ask that XD*

things not to say to man-eating spoon

I saw this guy who slipped into a jar of tomato and meatball sauce. I think he needs a hand.

Things not to say to Itachi?