do you wear contact lens?

things not to say when you see a train come to you

(this is a joke from den-o's first movie titled ore, tanjou)

Train? where's Eve? (Black cat) *dodges*

Things not to say to a mayo-freak.

mayo su*ks

things not to say when you see someone is about to commit suicide by jumping off from some building

Can you give me your bank account?

Things not to say to someone who is sleeping.

wake up!!! it's morning!!!

things not to say when someone is playing RBO

you know you can finish the game by pressing alt+F4?


things not to say when your town is invaded by zombies

oh wow! zombie invasion! I will take my camera now!

things not to say when you see something strange flying over you

Omg, it's Chuck Norris!!!! o_o

Things not to say to your iPod.

PSP is better.

Things not to say to Awf-

....

Wafull.

you're awful! (a pun)

things not to say to boomer (the type of zombie from left 4 dead)

PS: what's chuck norris?

@Little You mean WHO. He's quite well known o.o... But anyways, many people make fun of him because he acts in Bruce Lee's movies.

WHY HELLOW THAR!! *tapes timer bomb to its back* OKAY BAI BAI! =DDD *flees*

Things not to say to a jar of dirt.

I Like a jar of cookies

Tings not to say to AOM

you s*ck! (sorry AoM, but this thing is not better say to you, right? >.<)

things not to say to someone who walk on the path of heaven (see kabuto)

MASK RIDER!!!! ( From the shows you watch, you are living in Singapore right? Because MR kabuto is shown every saturday here.)

Things not to say to little-chan.

I'm indonesian! D:

(and I watch from youtube/download it )

you're a little k- (don't continue, hint: it's 3 alphabets, start with k and end with d)

things not to say to smoker (left 4 dead)

Wait... you're smoker from one piece aren't you?

Things not to say to Solo.

are you duo?

things not to say to someone who is doing his roundhouse kick

I am kicking a soccer ball around the house.

things not to say to AOM and Shadow.

are you two dating?

things not to say to Suruga Kanbaru (the owner of hairy devil / monkey's paw from bakemonogatari)

for reference (taken from koyomi is fighting suruga - BD version)



hint: the green colored liquid is blood

pwned

things not to say to kirby

you can eat all of this

(believe me, you'll regret it)

things not to say ultimate powerful (evil) grape

I prefer apple.

Things not to say to Natsu of Fairy tail.

do you like traveling via ship?

things not to say to someone who's holding katana and kandachi (short sword)

Youmu! myon~

things not to say to a girl who can control time.

can you make me back to time when I was doing my exam?

(do you mean izayoi sakuya? )

things not to say to god who is like a frog

I like 9

*To all those who do not know what we are talking about, it's touhou.

Things not to say to a good girl.

you're bad girl

*yes, what I mentioned before is suwako, the kero kero *

things not to say to (circle) 9

square (6)!

things not to say to rathalos

BAKA! Eye'm the Strongest!

(good girl is Sanae)

Things not to say to a mind reader who owns a strong pet.

are you touhou character?

things not to say to teddy bear

an US president killed your fathers
and made you

Things not to say in the forums

this forum is going to explode in 1 second!

things not to say to gloomy bear

(Komeiji Satori)

Your owner is alice?

Things not to say to medicine(touhou).

are you a drug?

things not to say in hell

is this heaven?

things not to say to emo bear

Life is good.

Things not to say when you're driving.

look! a cat in front of you!

things not to say to emo megatron

Optimus Prime says, "Life is hella good mang." xD

Things not to say to Spongebob Squarepants.

you're square!

things not to say to sad panda

hey! panda! you look happy!

things not to say to an angry demented clown with dual chainsaws

do you mind helping me on chopping this beef steak?

things not to say to train

run to the front of the train while it's moving and say i love u trains!
and then get squished

things not to say to goblins

you're worse than ogres

things not to say to an angry duck

look! a duck! let's GET HIM!! er... HER!! er.. IT!!
and the duck was eaten

things not to say to an angry mob

you can't hit me!!!! >=P

things not to say to sad pig

i know... my friend er i mean your friend has been turned into pork soup (wth is that)

things not to say to a person playing MUGEN

Hey! I pawned mugen with overpowered characters!

Things not to say when doraemon is the best overpowered characters killer in mugen(really, that is the truth).

"seriously!? where can i download!?" and then after downloading balanced doraemon so he is very weak

@arkeden: seriously, i am collecting mugen characters now, so where can i download

things not to say to shin gouki

Hey! Doraemon pwned all! even you! Shin gouki!

Things not to say to an SSJ8 killer doraemon.

*sorry, he's not best, he just spams, I used him and pawned all the mugen character I had, even a cheating megaman character*

OMG! Omega is freaking cheap!

lol(click)

can you kill me?

things not to say to man eating cat