So that's what will happen....

Things not to say when.... knocking on the door....

Hello it's Fred. You know, your next door neighbor?
Listen... your door has a sock sticking out from the corner of your door...

Things not to say when someone is screaming for help in a kiddy pool.

What? Are you my conscience? Why are you screaming?

Things not to say when.... rushing in scholl 'coz your late

Sorry teacher, i had fight with my alarm clock yesterday.

Things not to say when you are in a triathlon

I'll win both!

Things not to say when the scouter says your power level is over nine thousand.

(Panically and frantically) I'm not on steroids no i'm not!! trust me!!!

things not to say when.... digging gold

*look I found gold..
Wait a minute.. That's my tooth..

Things not to say when.. eating bananas..

Anything. (you shouldn't talk with your mouth full!)

Things not to say when a mod is pissed off. lol

Hey, (moderator's name). There's 45 more questions in the technical difficulties section... Do you mind answering all of them for me today?

Things not to say when a whole row of ice skaters started slamming into each other and falling down.

Holy Crap! They can skate!!!

Things not to say when... your house is being invaded by an army of four year olds.

I will nopt tell you where I hid the cookies.. You'll just have to take them over my dead body..

Things not to say when.. you farted in a crowded elevator.

Now you can all bask in the ambience!

Things not to say when... you're eyes got pulled out of their sockets.

Cool! Subzero style!

Things not to say when you're at a business meeting.

Sooo... Should i bring my Wii?

Things not to say when... watching South Park.

I want to be like Cartman when I grow up...

Things not to say when you're doing a blood exam.

F*** I forgot to study.. How should I pass this exam?

Things not to say when.. you are caught sleeping in class..

Sorry, I was meditating about what you just said.

Things not to say when you have a cannon aimed at your face.

It's a coconut! *saying this sarcastically* Oh I'm so scared!

Things not to say when ... you are bungee jumping.

Farther! Go faaaarth-*plewft*

Things not to say when your fiancee is really angry because you forgot to buy stuff for that special dinner.

Sorry hun, I was hanging out with--- UH, I was hanging out with my businessmen.

Things not to say to your mom when your dad's retainer fell into the toilet...

Yo! The thing dad puts in his mouth fell down and got wet and now he needs you to reach in and pull it out of the hole.

Things not to say when... its 4 am in a neighborhood known for burgluries.

I think it's time to withdraw money out of my bank.

Things not to say when you trip someone.

Oh? Was that my foot?

Things not to say when... you feel like pissing off fat people.

your not fat your just horizontally challenged....

things not to say when.... doing laundry

Hey! How come your underwear doesnt fit me? (bf to gf (ive never seen a bf do his gfs laundry but o well))

Things not to say when... some guy tries to steal your shirt in public.

Dude it's abecrombie it's not expensive....

things not to say when.... a kid is beating your a** in tekken

You're doing it the wrong way, baka!

Things not to say when ... someone eats 5 bowls of ramen o_o;...

don't worry your poop will not be as long as that....

things not to say when.... decorating christmas trees

Why the hell is there a tree inside the house?

Things not to say when... your leg hurts.

What's wrong with you legs?!! Move MOVE!!!!

Things not to say when your friend keeps msning you.

C u S (can you stfu)

things not to say in front of Me

What's your name again?

Things not to say when a living frog is about to get eaten by a stranger.

I wanted that frog you bastard!

Things not to say when... your eyes are burning.

Stranger... y are you with that frog?

things not to say to yourself

I want to go emo mode and slash you up..

Things not to say when.. you saw arkeden running naked through a field filled with cactus then jumps in a pool filled with pineapple juice..

Arkeden, don't drink the pool!

things not to say while kaizer is naked in front of 3000 people with a hotdog covering his c**k

Who wants a free hot dog???

Things not to say when... youve finally found out where arkeden lives and you had a loaded L115A1 (sniper rifle).

arkeden don't move..

Things not to say when.. someone glued your mouth shut..

Hrr... wrrnrr mrrk uuht.

LOL. If you understood that you win.

Things not to say when... you wake up after accidentally sleeping on a random bus.

Where am I? Oh crap! Why are there penguins and icebergs outside?

Things not to say when.. you pee on your pants while standing on stage with thousands of audiences and the cameraman focused on your wet pants and displayed it on the widescreen..

let's have a PEA party with the capital letter PEE on it!!

things not to say in front of the rebelling army

I am your president.. Stop this nonsense..

Things not to say when.. you are being eaten alive by cannibals..

Hey! CAN you please NIcely not aim for my BAL L S

things not to say for fun

Oh wait... this is fun?

Things not to say when your friend's dad knocks him down while playing football... O.o;

Child Abuse.. Call the cops.. Beat the crap out of him..

Things not to say when.. speaking to me..

Omg!!! A fat man!!!!

things not to say in front of the ministry of education

I bet they hid the games underground! Let's break in!

Things not to say when your friend tries to poke you.

Only in the bum! (AHAHAHAHA)

Things not to say when... some random hobo walks up to you and asks for $1000.

Here's the $1. And as for the rest of the digits which are 0's, no need to thank me =D

Things not to say when a person is dragging along the sidewalk wanting food.

I think I'll eat some roasted chicken with lots of gravy, icecream, cakes, juicy burgers, chocolate chip cookies, and other DEEEEEELIIIICIIIIOOOUS food when I get home.. And I WOOOOOOOOON'T SHAAAAAAAARE..

Things not to say when.. you are about to be run over by an airplane on the runway..