RAN RAN RUUUU~

if u get this, u've been brain washed like me : D

things not to say to ur principle of the school

I demand you to give me back my $100,000 refund. If you don't give it to me, you can say hello to my military weapons to blow up your school. If you do, you'll have the right to remain silent and give me one of those Detention slips you have there.

Things not to say when you're playing Taiko no taisujin. :3

Stop hitting my face hit the damn drums!

things not to say when reading the Bible

I don't care if I go to hell, I'm out of here!

Things not to say to your food.

It tasted fine a while ago... and i thought those bubbles are good

things not to say to your angry dog

BAD DOG! *whacks* Stop being so mean to me!

Things not to say when you got pwned in a game.

LAGGER! My keyboard got stuck! You cheated! I wasnt looking! hhhmmmppppfff!!

Things not to say to a dancing sushi

Make one more move and I'm going to chew you down.

Things not to say when you see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eNru2WO6Y

And I thought Jigsaw was a metalsmith he cant even fortify his bike!

Things not to say when there are broken glass scattered on the floor

It's just a children's card game!

Things not to say to Yugi

Well this is not... in AMERICA!

Things not to say to a guy who mastered Hokuto Shinken

I bet my friend ... Who's invisible, can kill you with his "NOTHING" powers.

Things not to say when the sub tells you to shut up during class o.o;

Like you really know what you are teaching (im so mean!! )

things not to say to a sub that is about to throw a chalkboard eraser at you

*Gasps* CHALKBOARD ERASER FIGHT!!!! *starts throwing eraser everywhere with classmates joining in*


Things not to say when a guy is scared of peaches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GaNGYekjCg..._rev-rn-1r-2-HM

PEACH PIES!!! and... PEACH SALAD!!... and MORE PEACHES!! >:)

things not to say when handling a lightsaber

Where did this thing come from?! o.o Let's experiment! *starts swinging the weapon around* Weeee! *slices a person in half* ......... Crap...... At least I can use some money from his wallet.

Things not to say ShootaWOOP.

IMMA LOOKIN WATS INSIDE YUR MOUTH!

things not to say to a bunch of Kamen Riders preparing for their Rider Kicks

WRIGGLE KICK!
and kicks the riders one by one because wriggle kick > rider kick

things not to say to a tsundere puppeteer magician

Make them speak all at the same time!! *out of frustration she thorws one explosive doll* *dies*

things not to say to a guy playing with Rider Henshin Toys >_> which is so not me...

*looks at the guy with a "how pathetic"* look and really go HENSHIN

things not to say to an osu! player

Buy me a new mouse!

things not to say to a guy who is mad at the one playing Osu!

U MAD? *shot*

things not to say when Marisa is having a date with Alice

Are you going to be emo if i'm gonna leave you?

Things not to say to Captain Falcon

That's not how you falcon punch... You *raises arm* do it like *makes a fist* THISSS!! *knocks him out with one hit KO* That's a FALCON PUNCH.

Things not to say to Kirby.

I bet you dont have one of those Captain Falcon forms.

Things not to say to Diglett

What kind of sausage are you?

Thing not to say when someone is falling down from the sky.

Ah. Ueki was it?

Things not to say to my lame joke.

It's lame. Zip it!

Thing not to say to an unfortunate person.

You're so lucky! Everything is going well according to your plan~

Things not to say when you are about to be hold-up(ed)

Get your filthy smelly stinky hands off me!!! D:

Thing not to say to a wall.

(Squall's impression)
Gone talkin' to a wall

things not to say to eternal pain.

(btw, me and my friend play ff diss. Something weird happened.)




gabranth(my friend): eternal pain!




jecht(me): good for you!





(lol.)

Lock the door when you leave.

Things not to say to the state of manhattan.
(I have a really good one about that.)

Tourist: MAN, I need a HAT so I won't get a TAN.. MAN-HAT-TAN.. Yeah.. I know.. That was stupid.. *dies*

Things not to say to drunk..

@kaizer You mean a drunk man or... girl?

You can die for all i care. Not like it's my business. Have a happy trip to hell's door.

Things not to say to the rain.

*walked out of my house,being hit by rains*OH SO YOU WANT TO FIGHT?COME ON!!!*punch rains*

Things not to say to your lovely games

drunk thief

WTF? Seriously. WTF..

Things not to say to a VUVUZELA! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!1!1

@kaizer Oh, lol oops?

@Shandysx XD Nice one~

What kind of retarded name is that?

Things not to say to a piece of fluffy cloud in the sky.

...
.....
Luv you too, care to twist that knife while it's alreay in there?

Things not to say to a piece of fluffy cloud in the sky:
You have a Mist-ical air around you.

Things not to say as a jury in court.

OBJECTION!!11!!




LOL.. Wait a minute.. WHAT THE (*&% is Pedobear doing there??!!?


Things not to say to a mime..

COOL! A REAL mime!! I'll give you 20 bucks if you stand in the road and make a invisible wall while cars are racing through the traffic.

Things not to say to your grandmother.

Are you really my grandmother?

Things not to say to AoM