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Duker
6450

An ending to solo? Hmm...

solo explained his nick, and the world imploded. The reason? It's lost in the implosion.
po1102
6451

wow... flooding...
solomaster
QUOTE(~Adelin~ @ Aug 8 2009, 05:33 PM) *
6442

Oh? Really? Did one of my endings for you came true? mellow.gif

Or you just got busted again except this time you're sweetheart's chasing you with an axe? dry.gif

6452

Close. You say one word wrong and it's taken literally. And it was a knife.
littlechan
6453

rawr
Link09
SIX FOUR FIVE FIVE
LOL.
littlechan
6456

final attack ride...decade!
po1102
6456

Thunderstorm!!!

It's gonna rain here =DD
Blue!
6457

It's died down.
kaizer12
6458

I decided to come up with my own solo ending..

Solo is in his room skipping towards his pc while waving his arms..

Solo: Lalalalala~ What should I do today~

Then suddenly his cellphone rang..

CP: Riiiiiiiiiing~

Solo quickly turned around and looked at his cellphone..

Solo: OH NOES!! The solo phone is ringing!!!

Solo quickly pounces towards the ringing phone. He picks it up and answers it..

Solo: Hello?

An unfamiliar voice answered.. Suddenly the sky becomes dark.. Flashes of lightning was seen through the windows accompanied by loud thunder sounds for more dramatic effects..

Solo fell down to his knees tightly gripping his phone in his hands until it breaks into pieces.. He then raised his hand with the broken phone towards the sky and started to yell loudly..

Solo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The thunder and lightning continued in the background for more dramatic effect..

Solo quickly stand up.. He rushes out of his room kicking the door.. The door flew and crashes on the wall.. He then runs outside the house tackling the front door.. Since it was tightly shut, solo crashes through the door and lands outside.. Bits and pieces of wood flew in different directions..

Solo: **** you door!!! You won't stand in my way!!!

He then run downwards the hill.. He didn't noticed a small stone stuck on the ground and trips on it.. He then tumbled downhill..

Solo: KYAAAAAAGH!!!

As solo was rolling he momentarily saw what was waiting for him at the bottom of the hill..

At the bottom, there are a bunch of hedgehogs and porcupines happily playing in a cactus patch..

Solo: WTF!!! WHY ARE THERE RANDOM THINGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS HILL!!! KYAAAAAGH!!!

Solo crashes in the cactus patch and pins and needles flew everywhere..

He quickly stood up and immediately started kicking the hedgehogs and porcupines that is now attacking him..
He grabbed a long cactus and slammed it to the attacking creatures and sent them flying..

Solo: That should take care of them..

He then runs quickly towards the bus station while pulling off the pins stuck in his body.. Luckily a bus stopped at the station as he arrives there.. He was about to board the bus when a bear suddenly mauled him from behind.. He was thrown inside the bus..

The bear followed him and they started to wrestle inside the bus..

Bus driver: Keep it down will you!! You're bothering the other passengers!!
Solo: **** you!! I'm fighting a bear and there are no other people here besides us..

Solo kicked the bear in the face.. The bear felt it and staggers.. Seeing the opportunity, solo quickly grabbed the bear and uses a piledriver move followed by a suplex.. He then forces the bear to submission using a choke..

Solo: I'm getting off at the next bus stop.. You take care of this bear..

Solo jumps out of the window doing a triple somersault as the bus stops.. He then quickly runs towards his friend's house.. He kicks the front door and sends it flying..

The house is very dark and he can't see anything.. He rushes in and starts kicking the doors open.. At the last room he saw someone tied to a chair in the middle of the room..

Thunder and lighting can be seen and heard outside the window for a more dramatic effect..

He quickly untied the person.. The person stood up and turned on the lights..

Person: Thank you solo.. But the one you are looking for is in another house..

Solo: WTF!!!!!!!!!!

The End??
~Adelin~
6459

^ That just explains everything..........I'm not RANDOM!! dry.gif

But it was a good ending. There could have been more suffering.
littlechan
6460

morning!
solomaster
6461

Haha, so let's see. I want opinions.
I hurt someone important.
I talk on the phone.
Talk gets bad.
It starts raining. (epic dramatic effect)
End up choosing to steal a car I'm not licenced to drive and speed 2x over the speed limit downhill to go talk to this person. (4AM)
Buy this person Starbucks at 5AM.
Tell this person everything to the extent of my memory.
Listen to the words "How can I believe you?" and feel semi-depressed because I can't find out anything more to say but, "This is all I got, if you don't believe it, then I got nothing."

After all that.
Was that all worth it?
Was it all smart? Especially the stealing car part.
Link09
QUOTE(kaizer12 @ Aug 10 2009, 07:44 AM) *
6458

I decided to come up with my own solo ending..

Solo is in his room skipping towards his pc while waving his arms..

Solo: Lalalalala~ What should I do today~

Then suddenly his cellphone rang..

CP: Riiiiiiiiiing~

Solo quickly turned around and looked at his cellphone..

Solo: OH NOES!! The solo phone is ringing!!!

Solo quickly pounces towards the ringing phone. He picks it up and answers it..

Solo: Hello?

An unfamiliar voice answered.. Suddenly the sky becomes dark.. Flashes of lightning was seen through the windows accompanied by loud thunder sounds for more dramatic effects..

Solo fell down to his knees tightly gripping his phone in his hands until it breaks into pieces.. He then raised his hand with the broken phone towards the sky and started to yell loudly..

Solo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The thunder and lightning continued in the background for more dramatic effect..

Solo quickly stand up.. He rushes out of his room kicking the door.. The door flew and crashes on the wall.. He then runs outside the house tackling the front door.. Since it was tightly shut, solo crashes through the door and lands outside.. Bits and pieces of wood flew in different directions..

Solo: **** you door!!! You won't stand in my way!!!

He then run downwards the hill.. He didn't noticed a small stone stuck on the ground and trips on it.. He then tumbled downhill..

Solo: KYAAAAAAGH!!!

As solo was rolling he momentarily saw what was waiting for him at the bottom of the hill..

At the bottom, there are a bunch of hedgehogs and porcupines happily playing in a cactus patch..

Solo: WTF!!! WHY ARE THERE RANDOM THINGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS HILL!!! KYAAAAAGH!!!

Solo crashes in the cactus patch and pins and needles flew everywhere..

He quickly stood up and immediately started kicking the hedgehogs and porcupines that is now attacking him..
He grabbed a long cactus and slammed it to the attacking creatures and sent them flying..

Solo: That should take care of them..

He then runs quickly towards the bus station while pulling off the pins stuck in his body.. Luckily a bus stopped at the station as he arrives there.. He was about to board the bus when a bear suddenly mauled him from behind.. He was thrown inside the bus..

The bear followed him and they started to wrestle inside the bus..

Bus driver: Keep it down will you!! You're bothering the other passengers!!
Solo: **** you!! I'm fighting a bear and there are no other people here besides us..

Solo kicked the bear in the face.. The bear felt it and staggers.. Seeing the opportunity, solo quickly grabbed the bear and uses a piledriver move followed by a suplex.. He then forces the bear to submission using a choke..

Solo: I'm getting off at the next bus stop.. You take care of this bear..

Solo jumps out of the window doing a triple somersault as the bus stops.. He then quickly runs towards his friend's house.. He kicks the front door and sends it flying..

The house is very dark and he can't see anything.. He rushes in and starts kicking the doors open.. At the last room he saw someone tied to a chair in the middle of the room..

Thunder and lighting can be seen and heard outside the window for a more dramatic effect..

He quickly untied the person.. The person stood up and turned on the lights..

Person: Thank you solo.. But the one you are looking for is in another house..

Solo: WTF!!!!!!!!!!

The End??

6462
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?(creepypasta reference ololololo)
yo kaizer, i never really noticed the Alchemist quote in your sig, i just was surprised i just was reading that book,
real fun to read.

I'm about to play this indie game called Yume Nikki.
it's pixel, and it has a creepy feeling to it.
i finished all endings of Cave Story so i guess, another game like this is a go.
Darsk
6463
from the northern mountains of taiwan to you at home:
wassup


EDIT: wb solo
solomaster
6464

=3
po1102
6465

Wow, Taiwan again...
littlechan
from somewhere in Indonesia, I greet you all good evening!

PS: 6466
Blue!
6467

From Japan on the way back to the US...

THEN WHO WAS DENWA?
littlechan
6468

it's not me!
~Adelin~
6469

Hmm maybe i should get a job. To pass the time. mellow.gif
kaizer12
6470

@solo
QUOTE
After all that.
Was that all worth it?
Was it all smart? Especially the stealing car part.


In my opinion I would say.. Yes.. Maybe except the car part..

@Adelin
Hmmm.. Getting a job is quite fun.. Just make sure that you like the job..

@everyone who wants to know about "WHO WAS THE PHONE"
I'll reveal it later.. Maybe..

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Now kaizer presents..


"Solo's sidestory EPICNESS"

Solo: **** you!! You are not what I'm looking for!!!

Solo charge up his ki and unleashes a spinning helicopter kick on the person..

Person: Kyaaaagh!!

The person flew out the window and crashed on the hood of a car parked outside..

Suddenly he hears a familiar sound..

CP: Riiiiiiiiiing~

He looks outside the window and sees the broken phone inside his room at his house next door..

Solo: OH NOES!! The solo phone is ringing!!!

He quickly takes the sledge hammer lying on the bed and smashes the wall.. He then jumps through the window of his room next door..
He picks up the broken phone..

Solo: Hello? I can't hear you? SPEAK UP!!! **** it.. I think this stupid phone is broken!!!! YAAAAREGH!!!

Solo falls down on his knees tightly gripping his phone in his hands.. He then raise his hand with the broken phone towards the sky and slams it on the floor while yelling..

Solo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The thunder and lightning appeared in the background but now accompanied by rain for an epic dramatic effect..

He then backflips out the window and lands on the person on the hood of the car..

Solo: You are in my way!!!

He picks up the person and does a super atomic buster on the hood and then throws the person towards infinity and beyond..

Solo: I need a ride.. This stupid car should do..

Solo ripped the car door open and noticed that there are no keys..

Solo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! STUPIIIIIIIIIID CAAAAAAAAAR!!!

He kicks the car and it starts to go down the hill..

Solo: Waaaaaaaait fooooor meeeeeeeeeeee!!!

He jumps towards the car and does a flying kick through the back.. He went through the glass and lands on the driver's seat..
The car quickly picks up speed down hill.. As it reach the bottom it smashes on the cactus patch.. Solo was thrown out the windshield and flies through the air..

Solo: CACTUS PAAATCH!!!! I'll get you someday!!!!

He then smashes on the window of a starbucks dragging all of the customers by the window down with him..

Customers: KYAAAAAAAGH!!!

Solo then tries to stand up.. As he picks himself up he saw a familiar person..

Solo: What the..

Person: Look what I got solo..

Solo: Is that what I think it is?

Person: BWAHAHAHA!!! Yes! This is you computer's memory!!! All of it!!

Solo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOT MY RAM!!!!

Person: If you want them back buy me some starbucks coffee..

Solo: But I don't have any money..

Person: YOU?! NO MONEY? How can I believe you?

Solo pulls out some loose change from his pocket..

Solo: This is all I got, if you don't believe it, then I got nothing..

The End??
littlechan
6470

Swan Star Constellation Power! Change!
solomaster
QUOTE(kaizer12 @ Aug 11 2009, 06:23 AM) *
6470

@solo
In my opinion I would say.. Yes.. Maybe except the car part..

@Adelin
Hmmm.. Getting a job is quite fun.. Just make sure that you like the job..

@everyone who wants to know about "WHO WAS THE PHONE"
I'll reveal it later.. Maybe..

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Now kaizer presents..
"Solo's sidestory EPICNESS"

Solo: **** you!! You are not what I'm looking for!!!

Solo charge up his ki and unleashes a spinning helicopter kick on the person..

Person: Kyaaaagh!!

The person flew out the window and crashed on the hood of a car parked outside..

Suddenly he hears a familiar sound..

CP: Riiiiiiiiiing~

He looks outside the window and sees the broken phone inside his room at his house next door..

Solo: OH NOES!! The solo phone is ringing!!!

He quickly takes the sledge hammer lying on the bed and smashes the wall.. He then jumps through the window of his room next door..
He picks up the broken phone..

Solo: Hello? I can't hear you? SPEAK UP!!! **** it.. I think this stupid phone is broken!!!! YAAAAREGH!!!

Solo falls down on his knees tightly gripping his phone in his hands.. He then raise his hand with the broken phone towards the sky and slams it on the floor while yelling..

Solo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The thunder and lightning appeared in the background but now accompanied by rain for an epic dramatic effect..

He then backflips out the window and lands on the person on the hood of the car..

Solo: You are in my way!!!

He picks up the person and does a super atomic buster on the hood and then throws the person towards infinity and beyond..

Solo: I need a ride.. This stupid car should do..

Solo ripped the car door open and noticed that there are no keys..

Solo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! STUPIIIIIIIIIID CAAAAAAAAAR!!!

He kicks the car and it starts to go down the hill..

Solo: Waaaaaaaait fooooor meeeeeeeeeeee!!!

He jumps towards the car and does a flying kick through the back.. He went through the glass and lands on the driver's seat..
The car quickly picks up speed down hill.. As it reach the bottom it smashes on the cactus patch.. Solo was thrown out the windshield and flies through the air..

Solo: CACTUS PAAATCH!!!! I'll get you someday!!!!

He then smashes on the window of a starbucks dragging all of the customers by the window down with him..

Customers: KYAAAAAAAGH!!!

Solo then tries to stand up.. As he picks himself up he saw a familiar person..

Solo: What the..

Person: Look what I got solo..

Solo: Is that what I think it is?

Person: BWAHAHAHA!!! Yes! This is you computer's memory!!! All of it!!

Solo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOT MY RAM!!!!

Person: If you want them back buy me some starbucks coffee..

Solo: But I don't have any money..

Person: YOU?! NO MONEY? How can I believe you?

Solo pulls out some loose change from his pocket..

Solo: This is all I got, if you don't believe it, then I got nothing..

The End??

6472

Sexy story. =3
Lord
6473

Wtf o.O

Kaizer, stop using drugs tongue.gif
Link09
6474

Lord, stop accusing people they use drugs.
you don't even know what the difference between
random and tripping.
noob. jk
littlechan
6475

morning!
po1102
6476

afternoon!
solomaster
6477

Goodnight... =3
po1102
6478

lol it's only about 2pm here.
littlechan
6479

SHS kamen rider blade king form get!
kaizer12
6480

I got a 5 day vacation.. Now I need something to do..
littlechan
6481

how about doing nothing?

anyway, oya shugo good night minna-san yawn.gif
kaizer12
6482

I always do nothing..

I'm an expert in doing nothing..
Darsk
6483

if your an expert
im a master
Blue!
6484

I wanna learn from the master of Doing Nothing.
po1102
5485

lol I'm a noob when it comes to that XD

I can't bear doing nothing except breathing ._.
kaizer12
6486


























































































There.. I provided a 733+ example of doing NOTHING..
solomaster
6487

Nobody can top kaizer at doing nothing.
littlechan
6488

yes, nobody
Blue!
6489

Kaizer, Sit!
Kaizer, Breath!
Link09
6490
i thought Patrick Star was the expert at doing nothing.
Duker
6491

Oh snap!

...wait, who's that?
Darsk
6492

your father
littlechan
6493

night!
Duker
6494

SPIN ON! ORE WO DARE DA TO OMOTTE YAGARU?!
kaizer12
6495

My connection is bad so I won't be very active.. Will wait until the repairs are finished..
po1102
6496

I'm flying to the USA tomorrow...

America here I come~
Link09
QUOTE(Duker @ Aug 13 2009, 08:09 AM) *
6494

SPIN ON! ORE WO DARE DA TO OMOTTE YAGARU?!

6495
PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR DRILL!!
solomaster
QUOTE(kaizer12 @ Aug 13 2009, 09:14 AM) *
6495

My connection is bad so I won't be very active.. Will wait until the repairs are finished..

6498

=/
~Adelin~
6499

Yup. The connections are bad..........only 10kb/s and the lowest is 956b/s

But the weird part is i can still go online in PW. mellow.gif
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