7148
Yay another story, happened this wednesday.
Found bent up shopping cart, threw off overpass, fell close to some train tracks(wouldve derailed if it was on), almost got caught by some old lady.
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7147
your friend is a son of a b***h
your friend is a son of a b***h
QUOTE(2LaZy2Slt @ Sep 15 2006, 10:14 PM) 
7149
my best friend cause this(x-best friend).he went up to the girl and said sumthing to her
den out of nowhere she came up to me and she and BAMM! i got b****-slapped
she said i called her a B**** and she sleeps with n-e1 .i didnt say anything.
i was like WTF??she didnt even let me talk and continue beating me up.my so-call-best friend just sat there
and laugh at my humilation.lol
my best friend cause this(x-best friend).he went up to the girl and said sumthing to her
den out of nowhere she came up to me and she and BAMM! i got b****-slapped
she said i called her a B**** and she sleeps with n-e1 .i didnt say anything.
i was like WTF??she didnt even let me talk and continue beating me up.my so-call-best friend just sat there
and laugh at my humilation.lol
7146
basch! who would such a terrible thing
7145
I bet yoh!! would...
Ah no matter...think I've reeavealed too many incidents tht happenend to me...
I bet yoh!! would...
Ah no matter...think I've reeavealed too many incidents tht happenend to me...
7144
Y dont you tell a story yoh!!?
Y dont you tell a story yoh!!?
7143
nah! mine sucks (compare to yours)
nah! mine sucks (compare to yours)
7142
tell it anyway, then i will go to sleep
tell it anyway, then i will go to sleep
7141
theres this one time I was so scared of hobos that I nearly killed one
theres this one time I was so scared of hobos that I nearly killed one
7140
Go on...
Go on...
7139
C'mon...hurry!
C'mon...hurry!
7138
woah sorry I've been afk...
My parents always told me that they eat little children (like me)...
so when I was walking alone to buy a candy at the store, a hobo came to me and said some random crazy words, I got confused and panicked, so I ram him as hard as I can at his stomach causing him to fall on the road then a car nearly ran into him (by an inch)...thats pretty lame huh?
woah sorry I've been afk...
My parents always told me that they eat little children (like me)...
so when I was walking alone to buy a candy at the store, a hobo came to me and said some random crazy words, I got confused and panicked, so I ram him as hard as I can at his stomach causing him to fall on the road then a car nearly ran into him (by an inch)...thats pretty lame huh?
7137.
I think thats a resonable reflex...? :S
I think thats a resonable reflex...? :S
7136
@yoh!!: Thats hilarious...headbutt...ehehe
Heres another of mine, Me and a friend was walkin in a mall near closing or somewhere, then this hobo comes up to us and starts singing crabbucket - K-os.
@yoh!!: Thats hilarious...headbutt...ehehe
Heres another of mine, Me and a friend was walkin in a mall near closing or somewhere, then this hobo comes up to us and starts singing crabbucket - K-os.
7135
eheheh
eheheh
7134.
The only hobo story I have in the ol' mind is when I walked down the streen and tripped over one.. landing on another.
They wern't too mad though... Luckily it wasnt those knife wielding crazy hobos you see about
The only hobo story I have in the ol' mind is when I walked down the streen and tripped over one.. landing on another.
They wern't too mad though... Luckily it wasnt those knife wielding crazy hobos you see about
7133
there's alot of them now'a'days good thing I dont ram them anymore 
there's alot of them now'a'days
good thing I dont ram them anymore
7132
They dont sing to random ppl as often also.
They dont sing to random ppl as often also.
7131
and they have this (really) dark stinky corners that spells out trouble
and they have this (really) dark stinky corners that spells out trouble
7130
Enough of hobos...I'm tired of listening to them XD
Enough of hobos...I'm tired of listening to them XD
7129
yoh!! started it...him and his homo-ness.
yoh!! started it...him and his homo-ness.
7128
you said you wanted to hear my crappy stories
you said you wanted to hear my crappy stories
7127
Yes your stories...but not your fantasies...
Yes your stories...but not your fantasies...
7126
What The Fudge r you talking about?!?!?!
What The Fudge r you talking about?!?!?!
7125, you and your fantasies about giving hobo's spounge baths. in trade for thier hobo stories/fantasies
7124
and where the hell did you came from? and dont even know you
and where the hell did you came from? and dont even know you
7123
At least hes not into men like you yoh!!
At least hes not into men like you yoh!!
7122
ahh screw this Im going to sleep
nyt nyt
ahh screw this Im going to sleep
nyt nyt
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 15 2006, 09:55 PM)
7136
@yoh!!: Thats hilarious...headbutt...ehehe
Heres another of mine, Me and a friend was walkin in a mall near closing or somewhere, then this hobo comes up to us and starts singing crabbucket - K-os.
@yoh!!: Thats hilarious...headbutt...ehehe
Heres another of mine, Me and a friend was walkin in a mall near closing or somewhere, then this hobo comes up to us and starts singing crabbucket - K-os.
lol I remeber that, he came up the escalator and i thought he was coming to hug me.
7121
7120 (number saver strikes again...)
Enough bout hobos, hobos are homos.
Enough bout hobos, hobos are homos.
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 15 2006, 11:25 PM)
7120 (number saver strikes again...)
Enough bout hobos, hobos are homos.
Enough bout hobos, hobos are homos.
7119 breeeshwa is the answer to that statement
QUOTE(element069 @ Sep 15 2006, 11:28 PM)
7119 breeeshwa is the answer to that statement
7118
Breeeshwas a homohobo.
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 15 2006, 11:29 PM)
7118
Breeeshwas a homohobo.
Breeeshwas a homohobo.
7117
that explains why he was trying to stab me with his flaming your know what.
QUOTE(element069 @ Sep 15 2006, 11:31 PM)
7117
that explains why he was trying to stab me with his flaming your know what.
that explains why he was trying to stab me with his flaming your know what.
7116
Brain?...
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 15 2006, 11:40 PM)
7116
Brain?...
Brain?...
7115
no, more like hobo knife.
QUOTE(element069 @ Sep 15 2006, 11:42 PM)
7115
no, more like hobo knife.
no, more like hobo knife.
7114
"When darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight..."
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 15 2006, 11:43 PM)
7114
"When darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight..."
"When darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight..."
7113
stop saying random stuffs
QUOTE(element069 @ Sep 15 2006, 11:53 PM)
7113
stop saying random stuffs
stop saying random stuffs
7112
OOH MY GOD!!
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 15 2006, 11:54 PM)
7112
OOH MY GOD!!
OOH MY GOD!!
7111
No Mr Toad
QUOTE(yoh!! @ Sep 13 2006, 04:50 PM)
7588
what peds? ohh is that the doctor guy who cures children?
what peds? ohh is that the doctor guy who cures children?
LOL i just read this
7110
Stop bringing that subject up...for yoh!!s sake...
Stop bringing that subject up...for yoh!!s sake...
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 16 2006, 12:10 AM)
7110
Stop bringing that subject up...for yoh!!s sake...
Stop bringing that subject up...for yoh!!s sake...
7109
what? Mr Toad, I dunno what you have againsts frogs and turtles that wear red hats.
QUOTE(element069 @ Sep 16 2006, 12:12 AM)
7109
what? Mr Toad, I dunno what you have againsts frogs and turtles that wear red hats.
what? Mr Toad, I dunno what you have againsts frogs and turtles that wear red hats.
7108
Its just Franklin and Mr Toad suck...
Wazzaaaaaaap
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 16 2006, 12:17 AM)
QUOTE(element069 @ Sep 16 2006, 12:12 AM)
7109
what? Mr Toad, I dunno what you have againsts frogs and turtles that wear red hats.
7108
Its just Franklin and Mr Toad suck...
Wazzaaaaaaap
7107
they dont suck, Mr Toad drives a freaken red car and you have a cardboard box body kit, and franklin has loike 1 billion friends, Bear, Snail, otter, rabbit, beaver, mr.mole, miss beaver, fox, goose, skunk, Mr heron,. but what I dont get is why his name is franklin and not turtle, like his friends names that what animal they are, so his name should be turtle the turtle. not franklin the turtle
7106
Thats cuz Franklins the only homo of them all...except mr mole...why do you think hes always sooo happy...
Thats cuz Franklins the only homo of them all...except mr mole...why do you think hes always sooo happy...
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 16 2006, 12:24 AM)
7108
Its just Franklin and Mr Toad suck...
Wazzaaaaaaap
7108
Its just Franklin and Mr Toad suck...
Wazzaaaaaaap
7107
they dont suck, Mr Toad drives a freaken red car and you have a cardboard box body kit, and franklin has loike 1 billion friends, Bear, Snail, otter, rabbit, beaver, mr.mole, miss beaver, fox, goose, skunk, Mr heron,. but what I dont get is why his name is franklin and not turtle, like his friends names that what animal they are, so his name should be turtle the turtle. not franklin the turtle
7106
Thats cuz Franklins the only homo of them all...except mr mole...why do you think hes always sooo happy...
Its just Franklin and Mr Toad suck...
Wazzaaaaaaap
7108
Its just Franklin and Mr Toad suck...
Wazzaaaaaaap
7107
they dont suck, Mr Toad drives a freaken red car and you have a cardboard box body kit, and franklin has loike 1 billion friends, Bear, Snail, otter, rabbit, beaver, mr.mole, miss beaver, fox, goose, skunk, Mr heron,. but what I dont get is why his name is franklin and not turtle, like his friends names that what animal they are, so his name should be turtle the turtle. not franklin the turtle
7106
Thats cuz Franklins the only homo of them all...except mr mole...why do you think hes always sooo happy...
7105
he wasnt happy when his friend otter moved away, but after he and you went swimming in makeout pond he was happy again >.>
7104
I hate Franklin...
and b4 about the car thing, my car aint no cardboard s***. STi rulz yo.
I hate Franklin...
and b4 about the car thing, my car aint no cardboard s***. STi rulz yo.
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 16 2006, 12:30 AM)
QUOTE(element069 @ Sep 16 2006, 12:27 AM)
7105
he wasnt happy when his friend otter moved away, but after he and you went swimming in makeout pond he was happy again >.>
7104
I hate Franklin...
and b4 about the car thing, my car aint no cardboard s***. STi rulz yo.
7103
lol, the only chance you have to get a good STi is to go to richmond SOON and get that blue one they have on display, its used, but I checked it out its freaken good, unless you wanna buy a white gay a$$ spec C one that some white punka$$ guy drives like a beech, ahahah @ spec C spoiler well there are your 2 choices you have to get a STi here, *hint* go get the blue b4 I get it ahahah or I might get RX-8.
7102
What happened to Franklin.
btw, I will get that STi and it wont be spec C and fullmetal is on soooooooooooooon....
What happened to Franklin.
btw, I will get that STi and it wont be spec C and fullmetal is on soooooooooooooon....
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 16 2006, 12:38 AM)
QUOTE(element069 @ Sep 16 2006, 12:34 AM)
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 16 2006, 12:30 AM)
QUOTE(element069 @ Sep 16 2006, 12:27 AM)
7105
he wasnt happy when his friend otter moved away, but after he and you went swimming in makeout pond he was happy again >.>
7104
I hate Franklin...
and b4 about the car thing, my car aint no cardboard s***. STi rulz yo.
7103
lol, the only chance you have to get a good STi is to go to richmond SOON and get that blue one they have on display, its used, but I checked it out its freaken good, unless you wanna buy a white gay a$$ spec C one that some white punka$$ guy drives like a beech, ahahah @ spec C spoiler well there are your 2 choices you have to get a STi here, *hint* go get the blue b4 I get it ahahah or I might get RX-8.
7102
What happened to Franklin.
btw, I will get that STi and it wont be spec C and fullmetal is on soooooooooooooon....
7101
your just jealous that franklin is famous and on TV, lol remember when you told your dad to buy you a STi and he's like "they dont make Subaru anymore" ahahahaha spec C
7100
So I dont see Franklin ever get a gf ahaha what now turtleboy.
So I dont see Franklin ever get a gf ahaha what now turtleboy.
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 16 2006, 12:43 AM)
QUOTE(element069 @ Sep 16 2006, 12:41 AM)
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 16 2006, 12:38 AM)
QUOTE(element069 @ Sep 16 2006, 12:34 AM)
QUOTE(solomaster @ Sep 16 2006, 12:30 AM)
QUOTE(element069 @ Sep 16 2006, 12:27 AM)
7105
he wasnt happy when his friend otter moved away, but after he and you went swimming in makeout pond he was happy again >.>
7104
I hate Franklin...
and b4 about the car thing, my car aint no cardboard s***. STi rulz yo.
7103
lol, the only chance you have to get a good STi is to go to richmond SOON and get that blue one they have on display, its used, but I checked it out its freaken good, unless you wanna buy a white gay a$$ spec C one that some white punka$$ guy drives like a beech, ahahah @ spec C spoiler well there are your 2 choices you have to get a STi here, *hint* go get the blue b4 I get it ahahah or I might get RX-8.
7102
What happened to Franklin.
btw, I will get that STi and it wont be spec C and fullmetal is on soooooooooooooon....
7101
your just jealous that franklin is famous and on TV, lol remember when you told your dad to buy you a STi and he's like "they dont make Subaru anymore" ahahahaha spec C
7100
So I dont see Franklin ever get a gf ahaha what now turtleboy.
7099
so wheres your gf oh wait I remember now, I knew you should have traded you could have a gameboy right now damn I told you like 6 months in advance. and franklin is like 6 years old (in human years) so it would be weird ffor him to have a gf.
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