Okay.
Oh almost forgot this...

Read this post if its ur first time!

This is a game I'm going to try out. Decided to "make it up" on the spot. I'm sure there's similar ones somewhere else, but you're not somewhere else are you?

So in this game, you basically post something that beats the previous person's post.
All things are usuable, all things are beatable. If you wanna see something get beat, wait til the example.
No inappropriate things please.
And ANY post I see that follows the bad post example will be ignored and deleted.

Example:
#1: "Mickey Mouse"
#2: "Falcon Punch destroys Micky Mouse"
#3: "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks whoever created Captain Falcon"

And so on.
Repeat, anything is beatable, anything is usable.

Bad Example:
"Ultimate Falcon Punch wipes out the world and everything in it and is unstoppable because it's still Falcon Punch‼"

These posts just kinda ruin it don't they? =/
These will be deleted if I see them. Please ignore it.

Be creative ppl. xD

I'll start simple.

Pikachu!! >=D

lemuelss tackles pikachu *ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!*

USA think Lemuelss is Hiroshima.

USA is destroyed by the SHINING FINGER SWORD.....with the help of KYOJI!!!!(Mobile Fighter G Gundam FTW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnVCYOUB0gY

The Shining finger sword is no match for the super duper think skin of next-to-no-flesh mandarin.

the super duper think skin of next-to-no-flesh mandarin was eaten by (this is just too ultra awesome for words).

The too ultra awesome thing of arky is too ultimate to actual be any of use, unlike the most simple thing =P

The ultimate thingy was defeated by DITTO who transformed into that ultimate thingy

Ditto was captured by a pokeball. (epic win, spamming A and B helps xD)

The pokeball was stolen by Jessie and James + Meowth XD

OFFTOPIC: Spamming A and B will increase the chance of capturing the pokemon?

Team Rocket (Jessie, James & Meowth) was hit by Pikachu's thunderbolt and they're blasting off again.

Lol, btw, it's like a huge conspiracy that says it works. Ppl are just high tho. It's determined by a random number kinda thing.

And then Giovanni came and captured pikachu with a dark pokeball

Ohhhh. I remember my Leaf Green days. It took me 4 HOURS just to capture that damned Moltres (of course, I took breaks.XD)

Hacker comes in and battles Giovanni, using cheats to capture all his pokemon AND him at a 100% chance.

Suddenly, your sister came and pressed the Power Switch of your CPU. XD

Spontaneous combustion endows itself on said sister.

Little that he (and you) know, his sister's skin is fire-resistant and took proper actions to extinguish the combustion

Lol, game fail. This isn't prevent the action, its beat the previous post. xP

Shiva casts diamond dust on the ONLY fire resistant sister.

OH. my bad XD

And then Bahamut Zero fires a beam that destroys Shiva

Yuffie comes and steals the Bahumut Zero materia.

Cloud used Omnislash on Yuffie, thus regaining back its materia

cloud (this is a game no criticism intended) lose to (the mega thingy! too mega for words)

That mega thingy gets thrown into a black hole for being too mega.

Edit: lol nobody posted here?